GOOD GOD I am so bored I could go for a chode (574 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 0.09 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Holy Mother of God I'm BORED (View user info) at 2004-04-16 21:58:13 EDT
Holy crap I am bored
I wish I could go drive a Ford
Right into my landlord
Then get sent to the crazy ward
Or maybe I could drive an accord
So then I wouldn't be ignored
Imagine all that could be explored
When I put the petal to the floor bored.
Wonder if I'd get an award
If I'd get a response from the school board
I wish I could strike a chord
And put it on a tape record
Chop my finger off on a cutting board
Then smash up my motherboard
Why does my medical record
Still contain pictures of my umbilical cord?
I'll mark it as 'To Do' on my bulletin board.
Gee golly I want a fencing sword
It would be cooler than the epiphany of our lord.
Holy crap I am bored.
Oh yeah. Jessica Simpson should be my bitch. Bend over and clean that floor! Whipoosh!
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-17 01:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's an awful lot of words that rhyme with bored.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-04-17 01:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That picture does nothing for me. Maybe its because shes an idiot.
Nice poem though
Submitted by SnoHalo (user info) at 2004-04-16 23:09:17 EDT (#)
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nice ode to boredom,
i take you have rhymezone.come bookmarked.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-16 22:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by holymotherofgodimbored (user info) at 2004-04-16 22:35:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-16 22:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by I_have_a_Malone_fetish (user info) at 2004-04-16 22:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not as hot as malone.
Submitted by holymotherofgodimbored (user info) at 2004-04-16 22:08:08 EDT (#)
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I envy you Fabish!!!! RAAA! Only 3 more hours till I'm out of work!!! yeah yea yeah! Then I'll go masturbate to this picture
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-16 22:03:09 EDT (#)
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One more time...
I FUCKED her.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-16 22:02:51 EDT (#)
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Redo.
I nozzled HER rug.
Submitted by Ih8u (user info) at 2004-04-16 22:02:39 EDT (#)
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you suck
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-16 22:02:28 EDT (#)
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Scratch that.
I vaccuumed HER rug.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-16 22:02:06 EDT (#)
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I cleaned HER rug.