Things I'd give my left nut for (1422 hits)
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Submitted by Michael Spencer <the_amazing_rand0.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-17 04:44:10 EDT
1. 10 Million dollars
2. A date with that Stacy Schwenk chick.
3. A date with QueenAshlee
4. Getting to murder SpikeGoddess
5. Getting to take KoolMang with me to pick up drunk sluts at bars to lick their bums.
6. Some damn sleep! its almost 5 am!!
7. Super-powers, I don't care what kind, I just want some powers.
8. To be able to ban Ubersite users at will. (Seeya Foamy posters)
9. A bigger, better left nut, preferably covered in steel.
10. A cock as big as Tom's. _OR_ A cock as big as the one Bart wishes he had.
User Reviews
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-18 04:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd give my left nut if I could shoot you in the face and get away with it.
Submitted by Desperado (user info) at 2004-04-18 04:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Kinda shitty man......it fell apart after #1
Submitted by woplover (user info) at 2004-04-17 19:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just wondered why you have an obsession with the ladies in #2 and #3
Submitted by Captain_MotherFucking_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-17 14:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
11. To nut in Queenz ear.
Submitted by Captain_MotherFucking_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-17 14:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love it!
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-04-17 14:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That sucketh.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking stupid, I value my manhood much more than you do, obviously.
Maybe for $100,000,000,000 I would donate my left nut.
(That's one-hundred billion dollars, in case you didn't know.)
-StonedSilly
PS: Stop talking about Überuser's cocks..
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-17 11:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-17 10:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-04-17 10:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I really dont know what to think of this.
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-04-17 10:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That started well, then raised a couple of eyebrows, then stopped being interesting. Quite impressive in 10 lines of post.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-17 08:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"A date with that Stacy Schwenk chick"
You deserve to lose both nuts for that pal.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-17 08:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well done, you've sucessfully asserted your masculinity.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-04-17 06:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-17 05:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd give my left nut for two right ones.
Malone
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-17 04:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd give my left nut to have you banned.
Wait, I'm you.