Why Bart Is A Cocksucker (Long) (3562 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: -0.46 on 121 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fetish (View user info) at 2004-04-17 12:16:01 EDT
First, I would like to thank all of you who did not wish that I be banned. It seems that quite a few people actually had good things to say. Sorry I cannot list you all.
Let us start with an explanation of how this got started:
Malone and I get into a -2 war with each other. It is not pretty, and we pretty much fuck each other's scores. Then others decide to join in, taking various sides. I will mention Kimba, but she's not the only one involved. Malone makes the comment that Bart should take care of it.
Bam! I lose my ability to rate posts.
I send Bart an email through the contact thing on Ubersite. Not rude, not crude, just simply asking why he felt it necessary to only remove my rating ability, when others are involved. No reply, just the next time I come back to Ubersite: I have been banned. Great way to handle things Bart.
Somehow, I get unbanned. Most likely it was unintentional, while Bart was cleaning up the whole FEB mess. As soon as I am back, squirrel and poly immediately blame me, followed by every other user on Ubersite for the whole thing.
Now Poly will not let things go and we all know about his close relationship with Bart. He does not like how many hits I have. Nobody else seems to care, except the Uber god himself. There is a simple reason why I have so many hits, the words: Piss, Shit, Fuck, Peneer, etc show up in my posts. Guess what? Both Uber users and Google users search for that and get my posts in that list. Bam I get hits. This: http://www.ubersite.com/m/30328 sure did not keep people away from my posts.
Since Bart and Poly are so intertwined, I get my post count set to zero. Bart claims to have sent an email, it still has not arrived. Besides, what would it have mattered? I would have said I did not know what he's talking about, and he would have reset my posts anyways.
So, why should I care about numbers? I do not; it is the principle of things. Just because Bart is the admin here, that is no reason to go be a dick to just anyone. As has been shown, I can be a dick too.
I would also like to address the comment about my amount of spare time. The whole thing took about 20 minutes to setup. As for having no honor, I could have done a lot worse than give poly an extra 80,000 page hits last night. I could have had all the machines requesting pages at once, not sequentially. I could have made it register multiple users an automatically verify and then post shit. I could have had random 100's users run all over the place -2'ing shit. About an extra 10 minutes of my time and it could have made a nice mess to cleanup. I did not.
You speak of honor, but you do the things you ban other people for doing. You often -2 based on Author, not content. You say I have problems... The whole I need to be god on Ubersite complex, cannot be healthy.
I am sure anyone who has read this far, will wonder: Why not just drop it and move on? Why ran amuck in this place. Why even take to 20 minutes to fuck with the hit counter? It is simple, when someone is dick to you, return favor. Do not be a pussy and leave.
Oh and here's something for Bart. Poly called and said for you to pick one up before coming over tonight.
User Reviews
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-09-15 04:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-20 23:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Equalized! 932376
Submitted by EricRice (user info) at 2004-10-17 21:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet you get bullied a lot.
Submitted by Fake_BargIed (user info) at 2004-10-17 14:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by stevendurle (user info) at 2004-10-17 13:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Milk is good for you. 780382
Submitted by StabkilI (user info) at 2004-08-24 07:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm really sorry about all those ratings. ETS made me do it.
Submitted by StabkiII (user info) at 2004-08-23 22:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know what I was thinking. I suck. I'm sorry Fetish.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-23 01:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you really surprised that someone would do this to you?
I have alot less posts than you, and since you -2'd most of mine already...why wouldn't I be a petty asshole and do it? I really have nothing better to do with my time now. I hope you enjoy it with all the tears in your eyes. You care too much, dick.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-14 08:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Forcing the rating to be recalculated. - ETS blows
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hope this is what you wanted!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-10 07:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-10 07:08:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FetishII (user info) at 2004-08-10 07:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-05 10:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Either the everage age of most of the posters in here...or their IQ...is around 7.
Childish high school bullshit. 80,000 "hits"...Good God, get a life, dipshit.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-31 17:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about anarki_2k2
User id: 8379
Registered on or around: 2004-05-09 20:24:23
# Messages posted: 10
# Reviews written: 110
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 210
# Hits: 2628
Average rating of all messages: -1.41
Submitted by anarki_2k2 (user info) at 2004-07-31 17:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no one gives a flying fuck that you and your boyfriend "malone" got into a interger war with eachother, fuck you, go away, and take your math fetish with you
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-31 17:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
have you no shame?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-02 21:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PAS: I respectfully disagree. I think Bart may have been unjustified in some of the things he did, even though it is his website, and some of the things I did was a bit much.. But... I'm not messing with his website anymore. That's all over with now. I'm not even banned anymore. Although my ratings don't count yet...
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-05-02 20:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm glad you're doing more positive things on Uber nowadays Fetish...so I'm not trying to piss you off, but in reaction to this post I've got to say I think Bart is a very fair person from how I've seen him look after Uber (over the last couple of years) anyone he's ever had to deal with, he's been fair and he doesn't seem to over-react to personal attacks. He seems like a very cool guy and I think we've got a lot to be grateful for, to be able to post whatever shit we like on his website and for free no less.
It was a bit cuntish to mess with his website.
Oh well, everybody is happy now. Good times.
Submitted by KikUinTheOvaryBitch (user info) at 2004-04-26 03:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Lady you are so fuckin lame im adding you to "People Needin a Slappin" list
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-25 13:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who would reply in Latin, then go back and interpret what was said? Lame.
Submitted by zi (user info) at 2004-04-20 17:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yep. bart is a cock sucker. and overweight not from all those carbs, but from swallowing my loads.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-04-20 14:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn.
The only thing you said that was worth anything was that Bart had to "clean up *YOUR* mess."
Which makes sense, as you sound like you're still shitting in your daipers you little fuckwad.
Teenagers
+
Ubersite
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= -2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-20 05:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-04-19 23:18:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
You see, asshole, half of us could ping-flood Uber posts and give all of us an extra billion hits.
But we don't. Why? Because we're not assholes and we like our rooms to be clean.
Stop acting like an asshole and start posting good shit.
I'm giving you a 0 because I think you might have some potential.
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If you'd paid attention you'd know that I gave AJ hits...
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-20 02:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I dont know about Bart but if he needs a dick Im sure Loki will let him borrow hers. :)
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-04-19 23:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You see, asshole, half of us could ping-flood Uber posts and give all of us an extra billion hits.
But we don't. Why? Because we're not assholes and we like our rooms to be clean.
Stop acting like an asshole and start posting good shit.
I'm giving you a 0 because I think you might have some potential.
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-04-19 21:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think bart is over-rated as hell. Goddamn guy has his own religion for Bart's sake. Fuck him.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-19 17:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Even though i have absolutely massive amounts of respect for Bart and i usually made my hate known for IHAKF.... Man Delay was funny shit.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-04-19 14:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who's Bart?
Submitted by SPE (user info) at 2004-04-19 13:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this site is full of whiny bitches.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-04-19 13:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty funny. I know how you feel, and I guess I sympathize with you, but you kind of had it coming. But hey, it's the internet, and you shouldn't get too worked up.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-04-19 11:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pussy.
You have the priviledge to post here, not the right.
When this becomes a subscription site requiring a monthly fee then you'll have the right to complain about being censored.
Until then, shut up and clean your room.
Submitted by AmyRose (user info) at 2004-04-19 10:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, that's really fucking stupid of Bart
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-19 10:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1st: Man is this fucking lame. Basically, you're saying you got slapped on the wrist, and so you're declaring retard war. Grow the fuck up.
2nd: I have no idea who you are, or what this whole FEB thing is, but it sounds fucking retarded. From reading through this though, you really don't make a strong case for yourself. You come off as a whiney little kid, and much of your so called 'proof' of unfair behavior or your innocence absole BS that any person with a 3rd grade education could sniff out.
Pathetic.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2004-04-19 09:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Malone and I get into a -2 war with each other. It is not pretty, and we pretty much fuck each other's scores."
*You got into a -2 war?! And it is not pretty?! I am at a loss for words at how fucking GHEY that is. Lame. Loser. Tard. Dorkbot.
Submitted by hinkle (user info) at 2004-04-19 01:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So you may have been wronged, though I personally doubt it.
... But I fail to see why this makes Bart a cocksucker.
Damn you all, I truly -detest- gay slang.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-04-18 19:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was actually interesting to read. Nice points.
I also agree with you about the author part. It seems like people are afraid to give the Uber-Elite a bad rating, like they will come to your house and kick your ass. With some, like JMG114, the writing actually happens to be great, but I have seen some shitty-ass posts that were well-rated.
Submitted by Captain_MotherFucking_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-18 17:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foamy rocks the house!
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-04-18 16:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you for using an Ubersite Gadgetry product to create this exploding crapstravaganza.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26246
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-04-18 13:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where do I get some of that ManDelay?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-04-18 13:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30650
Huh?
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-04-18 09:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good riddance.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-04-18 08:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by dragonninja (user info) at 2004-04-18 07:52:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed. It's because people, ALL PEOPLE, are irational and emotional idiots. Myself included
Submitted by dragonninja (user info) at 2004-04-18 07:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed. It's because people, ALL PEOPLE, are irational and emotional idiots. Myself included.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-04-18 06:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tuesday Man Delay.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-18 00:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is dumb, but I thought this was funny:
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-17 17:31:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fetish Fetish Fetish. Tsk tsk tsk. Chances are I'd really really have to try for me to be able to get banned. See, the difference between you and me is the fact that I'm not an annoying little cunt that everybody hates and you are.
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Tom has a potty mouth. Heh. It mad me laugh.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-04-18 00:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a sad little man.
Submitted by ahdragos (user info) at 2004-04-17 22:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
... what can i say, i liked that last tiny bit, especially the pic.
Submitted by Maleficus (user info) at 2004-04-17 22:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"As for having no honor, I could have done a lot worse than give poly an extra 80,000 page hits last night. I could have had all the machines requesting pages at once, not sequentially. I could have made it register multiple users an automatically verify and then post shit. I could have had random 100's users run all over the place -2'ing shit. About an extra 10 minutes of my time and it could have made a nice mess to cleanup. I did not. "
You pussy script-kiddie. Do you really think you can hack? Get a life.
1. Launch a DoS attack and your ass = bart's
2. Only Script Kiddies do DoS attacks
End of story, nub
P.S.
No one likes you because you're a loser. What kind of person picks the name "I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish?" A stalker. All your posts are inane, and all your comments are just flat out stupid.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-17 21:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Relax
Submitted by woplover (user info) at 2004-04-17 21:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Miss Skank? You mean the person who gave out her info? No. I hardly think so. If you read from another post, I have been a "lurker" for some time. That issue prompted me to sign up and participate. I just think Bart made a fair decision.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-17 21:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27713
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-04-17 21:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are taking this way too seriously. Don't get me wrong, other people are too.
Get over it, people.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-17 20:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-17 20:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny... You just signed up, give it time...
Submitted by look_at_me_im_a_camwhore (user info) at 2004-04-17 20:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FETISH! My hits are now marked as 0 too! I think it's a conspiracy!!!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-17 20:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by woplover (user info) at 2004-04-17 20:02:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're that Ms. Skank. Aren't you?
Submitted by woplover (user info) at 2004-04-17 20:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-17 19:01:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Any guy who thinks Bart is thin-skinned, consider this: One of the most heated posts on this website is "Why Bart is a cocksucker." It's still up. I'd say that's about as even-handed as it gets.
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Right on. And he is fair about what posts are kept up, what ones are taken down, and who is banned.
Submitted by Captain_MotherFucking_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-17 20:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Martha Stewart was that you?
I almost shit myself.
Submitted by Captain_MotherFucking_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-17 20:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Martha Stewart was that you?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-17 19:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
At first you seemed reasonable but your continuous bitching about this WEBSITE has put you on the same level of Polyhomo. You are both penis gulping cyberdependant loosers. Can we say that in english ? Penis gulping ? Anyway...
Just be gone with your drama
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-17 19:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart may or may not have a ban on me at the moment. I'm using a proxy.
All I did to poly's post was give him about 80,000 more hits. That would habe put him at like #10 on MVA, and would have just stuck out like sore thumb and Bart would have to go fix it, or leave him on MVA. No biggy. Just a little token of my appreciation for zeroing all my posts. Nothing huge. Just letting him know that I can be a dick too.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-04-17 19:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Uh, Tom, wouldn't it make more sense if he had a dynamic IP, seeing as he got UN-banned? If he had a static IP then he would never have been unbanned unless bart had chosen).
Anyway, I can't say I'm very bothered with this issue.
Sorry Fetish, thought it strikes me to be rather biased (what bart did).
What did you do to Poly's posts exactly??
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-17 19:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cassiopeia:
Thanks for the positive vote. It's funny, everyone here is supposed to hate me, yet this thing hasn't been -2'd by many people. Just the same ones, over and over again.
Everyone else:
The more I think about it, the more implausible this is. From the looks of things, I gained 8000 or so hits in a weeks time. Yet, when I wrote my "script" to push poly's post hits last night, I was able to make about 80,000 hits in a little over 8 hours. Now, in a weeks time I could have easily overtaken Bart's place on MVA. So... In a weeks time, my hit count went up a bit. But, if I was automating it myself, it would have soared in a weeks time.
There's no proof I did it. If Bart has proof, he sure isn't making it known to anyone here. If it was automated, it wasn't my script. Further proof, when I jacked Poly's hits, the referer I sent was:
"http://www.ubersite.com" (all 80,000 requests)
Bart said my hits came from boredatwork, google, etc. Clearly boredatwork is wrong, but I sent only one referer string.
Hmm... Another thing. The list of IP's I used was freely availible on the net. Anybody could have got the same sort of list and did the same thing.
Another thing to think about. Poly found this huge anomaly in my post hits. Poly doesn't like me, there's no denying that. Poly isn't exactly an idiot. He even suggested automation, maybe some insider information there. Martha Stewart was that you? As my dad's grandad told him: "Fox smells his own hole first." Makes ya wonder.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-17 19:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Any guy who thinks Bart is thin-skinned, consider this: One of the most heated posts on this website is "Why Bart is a cocksucker." It's still up. I'd say that's about as even-handed as it gets.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-17 18:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-17 17:18:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-17 16:20:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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That came out of nowhere.
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I couldnt think of anything to say! But I agree w/ you, so I figured the +2 would do all the talkin for me! I'm here today, but nothing really catches my eye on uber lately, so i'm sorta a floater...
Submitted by user7430 (user info) at 2004-04-17 18:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-17 18:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck people.
It is a W E B S I T E
No matter how much you want it to be, its not a substitute for your sad real lives
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-17 17:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fetish Fetish Fetish. Tsk tsk tsk. Chances are I'd really really have to try for me to be able to get banned. See, the difference between you and me is the fact that I'm not an annoying little cunt that everybody hates and you are.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-17 17:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-17 16:20:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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That came out of nowhere.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-17 17:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tom. Go back to your own post. Why do you care how I got unbanned? Thinking of being banned yourself? Need to know how to get around it?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-17 17:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pardon me for trying to figure out why you got unbanned. You really need an attitude change, mister.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-04-17 17:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dude, no one cares about your hits!
You will go down in history as a fucking loser.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-17 17:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit. I got 2500 hits from this alone... Fuck... Poly will be bitching again...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-17 17:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish
User id: 4914
Registered on or around: 2004-01-14 14:10:57
# Messages posted: 30
# Reviews written: 2054
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 704
# Hits: 24416
Average rating of all messages: 0.09
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Wow, apparently getting piss'd off works well. Atleast I won't go down in history as a no hit wonder.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-17 17:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My IP is pretty damn close to static. It's changed once in a year. Only after a major outage does DHCP give a new one. What do you care?
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-17 16:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-17 16:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Might it be that you have some kind of static IP, Fetish?
And e-mails do occasionally get lost. What e-mail provider are you using?
Submitted by Fetish <blow.at.me.com> at 2004-04-17 16:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you read over the text of your own message:
a) "No reply, just the next time I come back to Ubersite: I have been banned. Great way to handle things Bart."
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Uh... Somehow I got back in after the FEB fiasco. I assumed you have accidently unbanned me cleaning up that mess. (I already said that.)
b) "Bart claims to have sent an email, it still has not arrived."
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Other people seem to get mail through just fine.
As far as automation, I clearly take all claim for the 80,000 hits for poly. (I already said that also.) If someone is saying I'm automating shit, might as well do it. Besides, I learned alot. Thanks for the impetus to further educate myself.
Has fun playing with Foamy, FEB, and all the others that turn up daily. Lord knows, you don't need someone older then 12 to mess with this place. I'm not doing anything else about this.
Thanks for playing the UberCola twistoff game. You sir, are a loser.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-17 15:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you have hobby ?
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-04-17 15:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn. Ashlee's on a fucking role.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-17 15:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahem. I repeat:
Life. Get one.
Seriously, Fetish. Here's how I look at this. There's a guy, really laid back and fun, who owns a bar that's always got something going on. You visit a few times, and it's fun. Pretty soon, you're a regular at this bar. You go often, daily even, and you talk with the other regulars, good times are had.
After a while, you realize that there are a lot of regulars at this place that you don't really care for. You and they exchange a few nasty words and move on. But progressively, you realize that you don't really like anybody there. Then, the bartender bans you. You stew and bitch until he unbans you, at which point you come back to discover that they don't like you, either. Then you get into a big fight with the barowner.
Now, considering the events, the fact that you don't like anyone at this bar, nor they you, do you continue going? Do you still visit regularly, get unbelieveably drunk, make an ass out of yourself in general? Of course not, that would be stupid. Well guess what? That's what your doing, save for the fact that it's a website instead of a bar. These are real people behind every one of these screennames, and guess what they think? http://www.ubersite.com/m/20850
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-04-17 15:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm actually going to reply to you in hopes that you will stop making up details and instead just listen to the facts.
If you read over the text of your own message:
a) "No reply, just the next time I come back to Ubersite: I have been banned. Great way to handle things Bart."
b) "Bart claims to have sent an email, it still has not arrived."
It sounds to me like you have a problem with your email. I sent emails in both of these instances. In the second case, I asked you to stop your mini attack which you now admit to have performed, as well as how you did it in the first place.
Could I be lying about having sent you email? Sure, I could, but why would I?
Regarding the FEB thing, I never did anything to you about that. I never blamed you or took any kind of action against you. Just because someone else blamed you, don't think that effects me.
As for you having a lot of hits because of using the word "peener", that just isn't true. Your "hits" as reported in the logs were supposedly coming from places like boredatwork.com or a Google search for "shit", even though your posts are not listed in either of those places. In my eyes, this is undeniable proof that you were driving up the numbers through automation.
In addition, your hits are evenly distributed across all of your posts... several hundred each. However, you'll notice with some other folks like Russ and now Tom, heavy externally driven traffic results in having one post act like a lightning rod getting 30,000 hits - not an even distribution across all of the author's posts.
Finally, I never banned you. I removed your ability to rate posts after AJ *and several other people* complained to me about you and I evaluated the situation. Even then, I stopped that at your request. With the hit counter thing, again, you created the problem that I needed to spend time to address. All I did was reset your hit counters to 0 - I didn't ban you. If I did, how would you have been able to post this message? Either way, your response was to automate something like 1300+ machines to hit the site repeatedly to drive up your hit counts and then later to drive up AJ's hit counts. I assume your rationale was that you could get me to take some kind of action against him as well.
In closing, I'd like to make a point that I have no interest in you or AJ whatsoever. Why you sit and bicker like old women is beyond me. It may seem like I follow your little soap opera, but the truth is that I just don't care. You can leave if you want or you can stay if you want. It doesn't matter to me either way as long as you aren't actively trying to damage the site.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-04-17 15:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the fuck should Bart apologize? Doesn't anyone understand this is his site? You do not have free speech rights here, or anything else you think you deserve. Play by the rules or don't come back. Its too easy.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-04-17 14:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How about this?
fetish, you stop being such a shit disturbing fucker. And when i say that, I don't mean being mouthy. Be as mouthy as you want, call people whatever you want to call them. Just stop spamming and fucking with the technical aspects of the site, and forget about all this bullshit that just happened. You got your shit deleted, big deal, it happened, now fucking deal with it. It's not like you didn't have something coming to you.
Now, Bart apologizes, or something, and everybody just forgets about this.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-17 14:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, if you aren't coming back to uber, then good luck in your endeavors, I really wish we could have got along.
+2 because I am hung over and remember nothing that happened last night.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-04-17 14:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I seriously odn't know what the fuck happened, and my flip out on that other god-awful post was not in defense of you. Who gives a shit? It's an internet site. 20 minutes is still wayyyy too long.
Submitted by Captain_MotherFucking_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-17 14:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't forget Ploy and Razor. Foamy will rock both thyre asses.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-04-17 14:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The law of the forum is.. Bart, among other things, is God.
Damnit.. should have been "Bart IS, among other things, God."
Submitted by Captain_MotherFucking_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-17 14:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foamy rocks your mom.
Submitted by Captain_MotherFucking_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-17 14:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foamy rocks the house.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-04-17 14:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:55:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lex fori est.. Bart, inter alia, est Deus.
Ita.. ipso iure, AJ est Iesus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum.
HAHA.. AJ's a Jew.
And this post was filled with love. Mirabile visu!
In puris naturalibus,
WiKi
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Lex fori est.. Bart, inter alia, est Deus.
Ita.. ipso iure, AJ est Iesus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum.
MEANS:
The law of the forum is.. Bart, among other things, is God.
So.. by operation of the law, AJ is Jesus of Nazareth, King of the Jews.
In puris naturalibus = Completely naked
Thought I'd clear that stuff up. I think the Latin kick is over for now.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-17 14:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just keep refreshing your posts. It's something you can tell your grandchildren about.
While you're at it, refresh my posts so I can get on the MVA list with only 17 posts. I'd be a regular Ryan Donovan.
Submitted by Stalin_For_Mayor (user info) at 2004-04-17 14:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heres another maybe someday you will join the Foamy revolution
ubersite will feel the wrath when i lay my vengence upon thee
Submitted by Stalin_For_Mayor (user info) at 2004-04-17 14:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for calling bart out on being a little girl
keep on smiling cools
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-04-17 13:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think both sides are fucked on this one.
Submitted by Melany (user info) at 2004-04-17 13:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That wasn't too long...
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-17 13:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1081966640413731086#485365
For what it's worth.
Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-04-17 13:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:49:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Relax. Go to it. When you wanna go do it.
Relax. Go to it. When you wanna cum.
____________________________________________________________
My song!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-04-17 13:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Both you and Poly are obsessed and have way, way, way too much time on your hands. The both of you are creepy little fuckers. Why don't both of you go and be creepy little fuckers somewhere else?
God, I'm starting to dislike ubersite because of these stupid fucks.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-17 13:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Am i the only person who is not following this, nor could give two shits?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-04-17 13:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no it isn't
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-17 13:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh I fucked up. I just noticed that the word you use is "peneer" and not "peener". Now I have to start all over again.
Say, is that French?
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-04-17 13:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oops I meant -2...the title is confusing.
(long)...does that refer to the size of
the cocks he sucks?
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-17 13:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmmm, "peener" that's the thing I've been missing. That must be the key to the hits because I frequently use all those other words yet, not peener. If I had known that so many Uberists were searching for the word peener to provide them with their choices for the evenings readings I would have been writing up a shitstorm.
I am now working on the following posts in notepad which will be used at later dates:
"My Peener and Me"
"Is That YOUR peener or Mine?"
"Peener Nation"
"The Peener Stasis: Operations of Science"
"Other Unfunny Titles that Contain the Word Peener"
If this doesn't result in the hits explosion I'm expecting, I'm going to be slightly upset.
Malone
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-04-17 13:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree with Razor
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-17 13:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you've used ubersite wrong. I mean, look at it this way.
I've only been deep in a debate with K.M after he started shit with me. That is the only time I've ever been caught up in the business with the website. It's a website, not a party. Not a social order. Nothing like that. I am, however, a heated user. Why? Well look at me. I'm near 100,000 hits and people will take time to debate whether I'm hot stuff or whether I suck. It will go back and forth. I am not a very controversial person. I just post little blurbs here and there. It's what people make of me.
You, however, tossed yourself on the flame. The spark didn't catch you on fire. It was ignorant of you to ever get caught up in the users.
I used to do it. I don't anymore. It is unimportant.
End.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-04-17 13:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me get this straight:
Because of a personal grudge you have with bart, you are perfectly willing to ruin a site with 7500 users?
Did you ever think about the consequences of your actions?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-17 13:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, and calling him a cocksucker is really going to get the sympathy factor going for you.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-17 13:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe there wouldn't be an issue if you weren't such a negative fucker. It is constant now. All I ever see you give is a -2 with some message blowing the whole post way out of proportion. "I thought I was going to learn something cool." Well pardon me all to hell for not being funny enough, asshole.
I'd suggest leaving the website on your own without the help of anyone. You will always be wrong about everything, and all your posts will be bad. Let me get a few examples:
Ok so I'm not getting any examples, but the point still stands. You are an idiot. You constantly whine about how mean the people are and how much Bart sucks.
If you press a lever and you get shocked, do you press the lever again?
If you post on a forum and get negative feedback, do you post on the forum again?
I think we both know the answer.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lex fori est.. Bart, inter alia, est Deus.
Ita.. ipso iure, AJ est Iesus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum.
HAHA.. AJ's a Jew.
And this post was filled with love. Mirabile visu!
In puris naturalibus,
WiKi
just kidding. I'm not *COMPLETELY* naked.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Relax. Go to it. When you wanna go do it.
Relax. Go to it. When you wanna cum.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bart, you know what to do...
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you forget, ubersite isn't a democracy, its more of a dictatorship, a friendly one albeit. This website is the property of bart, he can do what he wants with it. You wouldn't walk into bart's house and take a shit on his kitchen table would you? because thats what you did to ubersite.
Submitted by SnoHalo (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Grow up.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Then why bother with this?
Why not. Might as well fuckup as much shit as I can. Like I said, I'm not coming back, I don't care what people think of me, I'm just going to ba a pain in Bart's ass. He can't ban every IP in this world.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Then why bother with this? Just keep enjoying uber and ignore that bullshit... seriously... People have started crap with me here (lisa, shay).. but who the fuck cares...? I just use uber for what I like (reading good writing and occassionally posting, and yes... spelling terribly), and ignore the bullshit.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmm...Bart must like me better, because he unbanned me, DIDN'T take away my rating ability, AND let me be on the MVA list!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, everybody take a deep breath and repeat to yourselves
This is the internet
This is the internet
This is the internet
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
corn_nugget: I don't plan to come back to Uber.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Revenge isn't all that sweet... it turns into a game of chicken... who's going to back down first?
If you spend all your time (or even most or even some of it) focusing on how to get your revenge, you're missing out on a lot of good things. People (expecially on Uber) start to ignore you or label you, "the whiney guy who's always fighting". Do you WANT that? That's what you're getting.
The "bigger man" always DOES look better. The one who lets his opponent look like a fool while he sits back and ignores it always wins.
As far as you being banned and all that crap, man, that does suck... but... know you're "right", and just get on with things, eh?
Don't let 'em drag you down, homie!
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, bart is an asshole. This doesn't change anything.
Submitted by whyamihere (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
god... go outside
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're taking this whole internet thing a little bit too seriously, loser.