Conan O'brien kicks rocks (730 hits)
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Submitted by <COledzeppelin.at.netscape.net> (View user info) at 2004-04-17 20:58:37 EDT
Yes you heard right, Conan kicks rocks. The late late night battle of today is between Conan O'Brien and Craig Kilborn. Everyone knows that Conan is the greatest and Kilborn sucks. CNN(Communist News Network) had an article about how Kilborn is celebrating five years blah blah who gives a rat's ass. I was wondering, where is the article about Conan? The real ultimate power? Since the Commies of CNN wrote something about their Communist friend Craig Kilborn, I will write something about our Pro-Capitalist friend Conan O'Brien. This list I have given you, will be FIVE REASONS CONAN RULES:
1. He kicks ass
2. He is a pirate
3. He is hilarious
4. He hates Communists, A-Rabs, and Stoopid Little Kids(not the good ones)
5. He beats the crap out of Craig Kilborn, just because Conan is a pirate.
I read that once for no reason Conan killed a woman because she said that A-rabs are good, and he killed a guy for saying that the Soviets won the Cold War. Conan also bites the off the heads of snakes, and no one likes snakes (except Communists and A-rabs). He is Irish which is awesome, because they hate snakes and kicked them out and get drunk all the time. Conan also hates the Jews, and Kilborn is a Jewish-A-rab that we hate.
User Reviews
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-16 14:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I watch Craig every night.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-16 14:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never watched Kilborn.
Conan is the only late night show I watch.
Real Ultimate Power rocks the party.
Submitted by GhostFox04 (user info) at 2004-05-16 13:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're not Dave Chapelle, and you're not funny.
Submitted by SPE (user info) at 2004-05-16 13:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ghey
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-05-16 13:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Want to be Maddox much?
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-04-22 22:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You stole Maddox's line and aren't funny.
Sorry.
Submitted by js.rules (user info) at 2004-04-17 22:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
john stewart kills conan
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-04-17 21:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-17 21:02:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
"2. He is a pirate"
Shouldn't you have listen that as -2? Conan kicks 'rocks' but you don't. "
You shmuck. Pirates kick ass. You are so ghey...
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-17 21:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Irish people are cool
I love the play out of ultimatepower.net
Submitted by headlight (user info) at 2004-04-17 21:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Total concurrence.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-17 21:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Craig Kilborn is proof positive that someone high up at that network is getting an incredibly blowjob five days a week. I've not seen a worse late-night show since Arsenio went off the air.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-17 21:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"2. He is a pirate"
Shouldn't you have listen that as -2? Conan kicks 'rocks' but you don't.