Kwame, What The Fuck Were You Thinking? (900 hits)
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Submitted by Tony Montana <deenw.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-17 21:43:32 EDT
Kwame, as most of you know, was the young, well-spoken, Harvard MBA i-banker from the show The Apprentice who recently got rejected by Donald Trump, who instead chose Bill, a Loyola University educated entrepeneur who created and ran a successful cigar business.
I'm not saying that Mr. Trump made an erroneous decision, or that Bill is somehow less of a qualified candidate than Kwame would have been. No, they both are equally impressive talents who have proven their worth time and again. This made it a very difficult decision for Mr. Trump to choose between these two candidates...or it would have been a difficult decision had Kwame not made one fatal flaw...his dumb ass chose OMAROSA to be on his team.
Kwame, why the fuck did you do that? That duplicitous skank has on more than one occasion revealed herself to be an untrustworthy, miserable little bitch whose talents end at passing the buck and just..well..being a miserable bitch. She defends all accusations of her incompetence by saying that the accuser is someone who is "scared of powerful black women." Fucking A. Oprah is a powerful black woman. Omarosa is just some skeletal appearing skank who looks like she had died twice and was repeatedly brought to life by being buried in Stephen King's Pet Cemetary.
Amorosa's unmitigating incompetence hurt Kwame not only in a direct fashion through her lies and deceitful tactics during the final mission...but his actively choosing her necrotic ass to be on his team was what in fact made Trump decide to fire him.
Now the whole country wants to know...why, Kwame...WHY? Why did you choose her? I can only come up with a few reasons as to why you might have chose her:
1.You wanted to start a relationship with her.
Perhaps you were convinced by her incessant repetition that she is a "strong black woman" and you started to believe and become attracted to her. If this is indeed the case, Kwame, it was a poor move. Working in a medical school, I could have taken you to our gross anatomy laboratory and hooked you up with any number of our cadavers, who look equally as skeletal and gravely as Omarosa's nasty ass.
2. The producers of the show told you to pick her.
I wouldn't disregard this hypothesis too quickly. These producers are under a lot of pressure to keep a show like this interesting and full of conflict. So even if the producers didn't tell Kwame to choose her, they more likely than not told Omarosa to act like an especially deceitful whore and fuck everything up.
3. You snorted an insane amount of horse tranquilizer and ketamine earlier that day.
This is probably the most realistic version of what happened. The massive amount of pain killers coursing through his body clouded his thinking and put him under the impression that he was at a KFC drive-through, instead of the Trump Boardroom. When he chose Omarosa he did so because she looked like the underside of a breast piece of Original Recipe chicken and that's what he thought he was ordering.
Well regardless of the outcome of this show, Kwame is an intelligent person who will go on to bigger and better things...damn fool just needs to think a little more clearly next time and lay off the horse tranquilizer.
User Reviews
Submitted by Steven_Jenkins (user info) at 2004-09-18 02:57:22 EDT (#)
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Serving up another round...
Submitted by Thejudge (user info) at 2004-09-18 01:49:57 EDT (#)
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Keep it up.
Submitted by anti-tony_IV (user info) at 2004-09-18 00:41:16 EDT (#)
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I can do this forever, Tony. You are a punk ass. Go ahead and send 15 people my way. I think it's funny. You are not creative, you suck. Your website sucks. Your friends suck.
So for every -2 I get from someone I will assume is one of your mindless lackeys, I will -2 you 5 times.
Submitted by Anti-TonyIII (user info) at 2004-09-17 23:53:38 EDT (#)
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Fucking -2 Die, dick!
Submitted by Tony_Montana_Sux_Dick (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:57:31 EDT (#)
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For every -2 you give, I will give you 5. You like this game? So do I.
Submitted by Anti--Tony (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:28:53 EDT (#)
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You suck dick.
Submitted by AntiTony (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:19:55 EDT (#)
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Shit
Submitted by Anti-Tony (user info) at 2004-09-15 08:52:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-15 08:27:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-10 00:24:05 EDT (#)
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FUCKING DORK! Haha, watch as I fail to care.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-29 16:08:44 EDT (#)
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Dude, you're on AOL, that says alot.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-28 17:04:58 EDT (#)
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You fucking goof. I bet your bald and fat.
This post sucks pig cock.
Eat dick.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-05-11 13:41:11 EDT (#)
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That pic almost made me piss in my pants.
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2004-04-18 17:29:47 EDT (#)
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Fucking A right. How the hell did that dumb bitch get asked back to be a part of the
final team? The only reason I can think of is that Trump wanted someone else to fire her ass,
just to see if they would have the balls to drop someone who was fucking shit up and work it
on their own a person short to see how they did. Kwame fucked it up by not firing her. Trump
even said at the end of the show he should have fired her. Stupid bitch, I've never disliked any
single person on TV more than her.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-04-18 12:24:39 EDT (#)
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When it comes to hatred for TV personalities, mine for Omarosa eclipses at least 90% of othe ones who have upped my ire.
I would support drawing and quartering her for being a waste of life.
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-04-18 11:17:09 EDT (#)
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i agree. i think she was basically the entire reason why he didn't get chosen. she fucked it up for him because she is a miserable bitch who wanted to BE him.
but we can't blame her completely because he did choose her to work for him.
bad decision!!!
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-04-18 02:18:50 EDT (#)
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Ya damn right.
--HeimdallsMan
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-18 02:00:50 EDT (#)
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Kwame...
Earth! Wind! Fire! Water! Heart! GO PLANET!
We're the planeteers!
You can be one too!
Cuz saving out planet is the thing to do!
Looting and Polluting is not the way
Here's what captain Planet has to say!
The power is yours!
Submitted by UpwardsMotion (user info) at 2004-04-18 00:50:44 EDT (#)
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Man, that was funny. I vowed to never participate in the "reality show" frenzy sweeping the nation but I got sucked into it's evil black hole and started watching the apprentice. I missed the last episode but it became apparent to me that Bill was going to win when I saw what that stupid twat was doing to kwame.
I hypothesized the network paid her to be a twat.
Damn shame.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-04-18 00:12:02 EDT (#)
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Kwame and Troy MIGHT be gay lovers.
Submitted by js.rules (user info) at 2004-04-17 22:01:30 EDT (#)
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Omarossa blows black cock
Submitted by LiteracyLover (user info) at 2004-04-17 21:57:19 EDT (#)
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very solid with your facts! bravo!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-17 21:54:10 EDT (#)
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I can't watch that show. It reminds me too much of my old job and I break out in hives. Did you see his life goals? It was in the paper today. He says he's going to consider his life a failure if he can't retire in 25 years. It made me laugh.