Penis in a Zipper (543 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.5 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by GreaterThanBest (View user info) at 2004-04-18 23:50:04 EDT
Mother fuck that hurts
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-19 05:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sympathy +1 because I've done it before too
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-19 04:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mother fuck that sucked.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-04-19 01:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WoW UR SMaRTZORS!!!11!!!!1
Submitted by user7430 (user info) at 2004-04-19 00:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good job
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-04-19 00:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You posted the punch line to the joke:
What on GreaterThanBest is red, smelly, bald, and half an inch long?
What were you thinking?
Here's a joke for you.
A guy walks into a bar and he is holding a piece of asphalt under his arm.He walks up to the bar and says:
"How about you give me a drink, and one for the road?"
A guy walks into a bar holding a sandwich and says:
"Give me a couple of beers"
Bartender goes away and comes back with one beer.
Guy says:
"Hey, where's the other beer?"
Bartender says:
"Sorry sir, we don't serve food here".
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-19 00:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't believe you, post a picture of your penis in a zipper to prove you are in pain.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-19 00:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can see why people are starting to dislike Ubersite. Shit like this is starting to get a positive rating. I have seen almost nothing but shit this weekend and people keep fucking giving it a +2. It's really pathetic.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-18 23:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FRANK AND BEANS!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-18 23:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What about q-tip in a peener? I have yet to try an std test one day...
Submitted by MIll8178 (user info) at 2004-04-18 23:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What hurts? The penis in a zipper, or suffering through this miserable excuse for a post?