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Submitted by Thor (View user info) at 2004-04-19 10:22:26 EDT


Thanks for all the attention. And in your honor, I decided to change my nickname to Thor.

Here's a recipe for you... not mine but it's really good:

HOW COMPETITION COOKS PREPARE RIBS

From the kitchen of Kevin Taylor, the BBQ GURU

First of all understand, we use "smokers" when we compete, but I will give directions for cooking ribs in the oven. The only thing missing will be that nice smoky flavor...that can be added by simply putting a small amount of liquid smoke into your sauce.

The secret to GREAT ribs is to cook them at low temps for long periods of time. In competition, we cook all of our meats at 225 degrees F and it takes 6 hours for ribs, 10-12 hours for pork butts and up to 18 hours for brisket. Not to worry, I will show you how to do it in around 3 hours!
First let's explode a few myths about ribs:

MYTH #1

The secret to great ribs is to boil them first!

WRONG!!!!...NEVER, EVER boil your ribs!!!! I don't care what your mother taught you or what a famous chef on FoodTV did. NEVER, EVER BOIL!!

OK, let me explain what water does to meat. There is a certain degree of osmosis that takes place when you boil meat in water. This is accelerated if you use even a little bit of salt in the water or on the meat. In essence, what happens is.....the water goes in and the flavor of the meat goes out. If you doubt this, taste the water after you have boiled something in it. This is the whole concept behind making soup. So, when you boil your ribs, all that wonderful pork flavor comes out (notice how greasy the water is?)

Now, I do agree you will get a tender cut of meat. But, what does that meat taste like WITHOUT any rub or sauce. Does it look good?? Would you even eat it? If you were blindfolded, could you identify what type of meat it is? (Most people have failed this test!!). Next, a simple question.....would you boil your steaks or burgers or chops? I will gladly share the secret to making tender AND flavorful ribs. BTW, a truly GREAT rib can be tested by using simply salt and pepper........what is called a "dry" rib (a "wet" rib has sauce on it)! I suggest everyone try their ribs this way first......then start experimenting with various rubs and sauces.

MYTH #2

Boiling/steaming gets all the fat out.

WRONG!!!!!
Yes, it will get rid of SOME of the fat. But very rarely will it get rid of ALL the fat. This is the single biggest problem that folks still have with ribs.....even after boiling, there are still pockets of fat.

A quick technical lesson (for cocktail party banter!)...........
Fat can only be rendered in a dry cooking environment over a long period of time and at low temperatures. Here is what happens....the meat must attain a temperature of 160 to 170 degrees F to start the fat rendering process. At these temps, the meat temperature will "plateau"......that is, it will stay at these temps for up to 2 hours on ribs and 4 and 5 hours on butts and briskets. What is happening is, the collagen (connective tissue) starts to break down......this process releases water, which in turn causes a cooling of the meat. So the temps stay steady. This collagen breakdown is what makes meat so tender. Once this collagen completely breaks down, the temps will start to rise. It is this process that allows ALL of the fat to be rendered from a rib.

OK......on with the lesson!! The night before you should choose your favorite rub........a combination of spices.......and apply it to the ribs. Then wrap them in Saran Wrap and refrigerate overnight. Here is a very good rub I will share....

1 tablespoon garlic powder
1 tablespoon onion powder
1 tablespoon salt
1 tablespoon cayenne pepper
1 tablespoon black pepper
1 tablespoon white pepper.
1 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup paprika

Simply mix all the ingredients together. This may be a little hot for some folks, so simply cut down on the cayenne.

The day you are to cook, take the ribs out about 1 hour prior to cooking.

Preheat your oven to 275 degrees F. If you have more time, you can set the oven at 250 degrees F, and it will take about 4 hours to do.

Place a cake pan of hot water on the lowest rack. You may need to add water to this near the end.
Place the ribs in the oven bone side DOWN...you will NOT turn these over (this allows the fat to "travel" through the meat and leave all that flavor behind)!! Place them on a wire rack directly above the water pan and going in the same direction...you want to catch any drippings in this water pan.

After 1 1/2 hours of cooking (NOT BEFORE!!), spritz or mop the ribs with a mixture of 3 parts apple juice and 1 part oil. Do this every 1/2 - 3/4 hour until done.

To test for doneness, you can look at the bones and watch for the meat to pull back from the ends OR you can use the toothpick test.....insert a toothpick between the bones and if it goes through easily they are done.

Finally......ALWAYS apply any sauces 20 minutes prior to eating...this will avoid the sugars burning and turning black...and believe me, there is loads of sugar in every BBQ sauce!

That's it! You're done! Like I said, this whole process will take around 3-4 hours depending what temp you cook at. It may take a little practice to get to your desired doneness, but, hey, that's half the fun!!

Kevin
Team Double Smoke




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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-19 11:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

In the tradition of uber recipe swapping, somewhere on here is "my" and now Phinch's recipe for Texas Chili.

Ah, here it is: http://www.ubersite.com/m/18221


Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-04-19 11:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This just really made me hungry. Good post, but you should've included a mealcard with this one.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-19 10:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm hungry

Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-04-19 10:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sure it would work with BEEF also.

Doneness is not my choice of words, I copied and paste Kevin's recipe from the internet.

I did use his recipe 8 times with baby back pork ribs and they were delicious. Have a try with BEEF and lemme know the results.

Have a nice day.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-19 10:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is "doneness" a word?

This does actually sound like it would be pretty good, but wait a minute did that say PORK ribs? What the fuck?!? Look boy I'm from Texas, where men are men, sheep are scared, and goddamnit ribs are BEEF.

oh the horror of it all

By the way when I was a kid, I had a hamster named Thor - this is true.



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