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Zoidberg's hate post (553 hits)

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Submitted by Luther (View user info) at 2004-04-19 12:54:01 EDT

Zoidberg, you are so fine. I'd like to hump you until the cows came home. Or until you came. All over my head. You are by far the sexiest man on earth. You are so smart, and insightful, and I think I'm falling in love with you. I can't wait until the day when we can finally be together and make love by the fire, all night long. Your sweet ass calls my name in my dreams every night...

There, hope that fills the void for ya.

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Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-04-19 15:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That movie Luther was pretty decent.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-19 15:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I Heart Luther

He and I are going to fuck now

Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-04-19 13:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I CALL FALSE ADVERTISEMENT!!

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-19 13:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I pray to God that you mean the Ubersite user and not the Futurama character.

Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?

Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving
mysteries.

A Milhouse Divided