Good Morning Curse (487 hits)
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Submitted by GreaterThanBest (View user info) at 2004-04-19 14:19:57 EDT
Went out last night drinking like usual. Good times then bad times today. I was sitting in my little booth of work letting go of the morning gas that happens so often. Then outta nowhere I hear a splattering sound behind me. And the aroma of a stronger than usual stench. I tried the little butt shift to see if I did the unthinkable. Instead of a shift it turned into a slid. Surely enough of a slid to cover any area that had previously been safe. So now I sit in my stench chair, trying to make up an excuse to go home, but too afraid to get up and allow anyone to see my newly stained pants.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-19 15:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WorserThanWorst
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-19 15:29:34 EDT (#)
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sucks to be you.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2004-04-19 14:49:01 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha...you're a grown ass man that just shit his pants.
Good job retard.
Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2004-04-19 14:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your kidding right?
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-19 14:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm ReallyBored, and I don't approve this message.