Ubersite RPG: The Battle Continues (1654 hits)
Category: HumorLabels: RPG
Rating: 1.91 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2004-04-20 20:31:26 EDT
Bart and Polyamorous have entered battle
KoolMang Appears
Bart chooses ignore
KoolMang attacks
Bart takes 47 damage
POLY: What are you doing, Bart? He's going to kill you!
BART: Meh. Nothing new. I'm dead inside already.
Poly chooses attack
KoolMang defends
KoolMang takes 3 damage
BART: Yea, that was a good one. Keep it right up. Tool.
POLY: Hey, shut up. At least I hurt him.
BART: Pfft. Gimmie a break. Look at what you're equipped with.
Poly checks status:
Left arm: Dildo
Right arm: Lube
Clothes: *none*
POLY: Oh yea. You got a point.
KoolMang attacks
Poly isn't looking and gets hit in the junk
Poly takes 2750 damage
Poly has died
BART: Haha, nice one KoolMang.
KOOL: Thanks..... Wait, aren't we supposed to fight?
BART: Oh yea.
Bart casts -2
KoolMang is hit
KoolMang's ego has died
KoolMang attacks
Bart defends
Critical hit!
Bart takes 108 damage
SPIKEGODDESS: Having some trouble, Bart?
BART: Yea. Can you make this enemy go away?
SPIKE: Sure, I'll give it a shot.
SpikeGoddess casts Apocalypse
Everything is destroyed
KoolMang has died
SPIKE: Oops. Went a little overboard there.
KOOLMANG: Hey guys, what's going on here?
BART: Didn't we just kill you?
KOOL: Huh? What are you talking about?
FleetEnemaBadass has appeared
FEB: Fools! You merely destroyed my lowly minion, TheMaskedAssailant! Mwahahahaha!!
FEB Casts Flame5
SpikeGoddess is weak against flame!
SpikeGoddess, KoolMang, Bart, and Tom are hit!
SpikeGoddess is unconscious
TOM: Shit, I always get hit by that fucker!
BART: Where in the hell did you come from?
TOM: I was looking around for my pie, and then I wandered by here. I do love pie. Mmmmm pie-
KOOL: Shut up. We get it.
TOM: Right. What's wrong with Spike?
BART: She was hit with Flame5.
Tom uses Duel Attack!
Tom uses: Bitch and Moan
FEB is hit with Bitch
FEB is hit with Moan
FEB gains 52 HP
TOM: Well, that sucked.
KOOL: What do we do? What do we do?
BART: I dunno. Show him a picture of a naked man, Kool. That might do the trick.
KOOL: Good thinking! I'm just gonna.... Hey, wait a sec....
Matt Maiorano appears
MAIORANO: Hey Bart, can't you just ban TMA?
BART: Who the hell are you?
MAIORANO: ..... fucking bastard....
Matt Maiorano has left the party
TOM: Who was that guy?
KOOL: Beats me. He sure was hairy though.
BART: Oh! I have an idea, I'll just ban TMA!
KOOL: Great thinking, Bart!
TOM: Shut up, you brown-noser.
Bart casts Ban
*Battle has ended*
1764 exp.
10000 GP
Tom has gained a level!
KoolMang learns 'Anti-Shitpost'!
Bart learns New Management Skill!
User Reviews
Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-01-27 20:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this series
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-20 15:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe, this was great.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-21 15:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-04-27 14:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Classy
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-04-24 15:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that fuckin rocked.
good stuff.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-04-23 21:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cool!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-04-21 19:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
when does this game come out?
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-21 10:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant.
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2004-04-21 09:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that
is
awesome
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-21 09:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-04-21 09:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-04-21 04:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-04-21 02:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"MAIORANO: Hey Bart, can't you just ban TMA?
BART: Who the hell are you?
MAIORANO: ..... fucking bastard....
Matt Maiorano has left the party
TOM: Who was that guy?
KOOL: Beats me. He sure was hairy though.
BART: Oh! I have an idea, I'll just ban TMA!"
Change TMA to FEB. Too many abbreviations.....
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-04-21 00:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-04-20 23:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also the greatest role-play post I've read today.
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-04-20 23:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This beautiful idea is now in development.
Any suggestions you want me to fulfill should be directed to me here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30900
This will also be where I reveal spoilers.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-20 23:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was the greatest roleplay post i've read today.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-04-20 23:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-20 22:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uhh.... we do have 7k users maybe you could play the life of a n00b from start and you can kill other UberUsers with kickass insult/attacks...
7k users makes up for a lot of kickass enemies.... Bart would be a kickass endboss or something.....
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-04-20 22:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell, I guess I'll play. Feel like an ass for ruining the rating now, though.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-04-20 22:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post fucking ROCKED!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-20 21:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That dildo and lube were enough to put you into submission, Matt. Also, VOTE ON MADNESS YOU BASTARDS!!!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-04-20 21:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm... never thought this would generate so much interest. So.... uh.... can I play too?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-20 21:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can I play too?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-04-20 21:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Make a mode that makes players Degreeless. Yeah. That would be cool. And let them morph into animals like Capibaras. Yep. I laughed at this. And its user, just so you know. Can you make it so when you encounter an enemy, there's a caption at the top that says "Someone has made a post! How do you respond?" or "Someone has reviewed your post! How do you respond?" whichever fits the situation you're trying to do.
Submitted by ewlong3 (user info) at 2004-04-20 21:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment, biaches
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-20 21:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want in.
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-04-20 21:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got the first room done. I'm making the entire world revolve around the construction of the site.
"Upon entering front-page, you are immediately attacked by NEW USOR!!!!1!"
Any comments or suggestions are greatly appreciated.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-20 21:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna play
can I play
can I
can i
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-20 21:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
actually BonesForBucks i could help write some of the rooms if you were serious about it....
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-20 21:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bones I definitely would like too...
Oh man this'd fuckin rule...
You could make regions or something that invade each other and shit
and then you could call the staff the "UberLeet" and like... the fucking god of the world would be Bart... holy shit that'd rule...
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-04-20 21:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am so pumped up about this I downloaded a text-based RPG editor and got to work on this. I am really pumped about this. People - tell me if you want to be in the game.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-04-20 20:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh... so-so.
Sorry for ruining your rating....
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-20 20:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Final Fantasy III owns all.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-20 20:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-04-20 20:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
not quite sure about this one...
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-20 20:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to be in that... an Optional party member of course.......
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-20 20:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Matt Maiorano appears
MAIORANO: Hey Bart, can't you just ban TMA?
BART: Who the hell are you?
MAIORANO: ..... fucking bastard....
Matt Maiorano has left the party
Ha!
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-04-20 20:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant. Bloody brilliant. Electro, I believe you have a new game to be working on. If you do it, I will help! Please, help make this post become reality!
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-04-20 20:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
... never thought I'd see a game that makes everquest look cool.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-20 20:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-20 20:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha... if somebody made that game it'd Fuckin rule...