david hasslehoff is satan (727 hits)
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Submitted by gopgangsta (View user info) at 2004-04-20 20:37:23 EDT
you all know david hasslehoff, the tall charming, and sexy actor/ singer who is huuuuuge in germany. you might be thinking ," yeah i love that guy, those germans have good taste." but remeber the last man those wiley germans regaurded as a god........ adolf hitler!!!!!!! some regaurd hasselhoff as the next hitler. german citizens are calling on hasslehoff to lead a revolution, become there new dictator, but before you jump on the hasslehoff bandwagon, there are somethings about him you should know. david hasslehoff is in fact the anti-christ. like a wolf in sheeps clothing he swept the popculture scene, blindsiding his fans with sublinal messaging that prompts them to "kill", "worship the dark lord", and that "david is your god." in the theme to knight rider, when played backwords, in slow motion and with a highpitch effect, you can clearly hear kit sayin "dave is your god" in, you guessed it, german. in his song Du, he says "kill kill kill" twice in the song. and the theme to baywatch nights, when davids credit comes up if you look closely you can see the words "worship the dark lord in the background." if this is not sufficient proof i suggest you check out this website.
http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml
take heed to my warning, it may save your mortal soul.
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Submitted by hazurdus187 (user info) at 2004-06-04 12:40:59 EDT (#)
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Well someone brought up the idea of the anti-christ... so.... I would like to say, I truly do not believe that David is the anti-christ, but I would like to tell you who is. The anti-christ is my second period teacher Mrs. Kassler! And all mormons...
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-04-21 05:28:41 EDT (#)
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Regaurded is spelt Regarded. It also rhymes with Retarded, which I believe you are.
Submitted by CASSANOVA (user info) at 2004-04-20 21:54:11 EDT (#)
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oh david
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-04-20 21:26:37 EDT (#)
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"Hope you've had fun with this web page, and I hope you don't take me too seriously. Really, this whole thing is a joke. I'm not a religious psycho."
Looks like you're just full of bullshit. I will admit, however, that the page was kinda funny.
Submitted by andysteph (user info) at 2004-04-20 21:20:16 EDT (#)
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he is a twatt
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-20 21:15:22 EDT (#)
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ThatOneGirl,
I think he was referring to the link.
Submitted by SixPk2Go (user info) at 2004-04-20 21:00:20 EDT (#)
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my rating this was almost as much a waste of time for me
as it was for you to write it.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-04-20 20:57:09 EDT (#)
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This??? BAW????? WHAAAAAT??????
Submitted by UltraJesus4000 (user info) at 2004-04-20 20:44:29 EDT (#)
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"some regaurd hasselhoff as the next hitler."
I regaurd him as being super-awesome.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-20 20:42:29 EDT (#)
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Isn't this already on BAW?