Cancer is mostly bad, with only a little bit of good. (481 hits)
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Submitted by Awko (View user info) at 2004-04-21 00:43:46 EDT
Cancer is bad. It causes people to get sick and die. Sometimes if people get bobarded with radiation the cancer goes away. This is good. However, if people get exposed to too much radiation they can get even sicker (like the Chernobyl people), or they can even get super-powers (kinda like Spiderman or The Incredible Hulk).
Super-heroes have super-powers. That is what makes them super. If they didn't have super-powers then they wouldn't be super-heroes, they would just be heroes.
Don't get me wrong though, I love regular heroes almost as much as the next guy. They do all sorts of heroic things such as saving old people from fires, saving kittens from trees and delivering my pizza within half an hour of me ordering it, but they still don't have super-powers. When was the last time you saw a pizza-boy blast someone with death-beams from his eyes just because he wasn't tipped. Never. That's when. Do you know why? Because pizza-boys don't have death-beam eyes. They only have pizza. And sometimes a hat.
Not many super-heroes wore hats, well, none that i can think of anyway. They mostly wear masks to keep their identities a secret. If pizza-boys wore masks we wouldn't know who to complain about when my pizza has been spit on or if it took longer than half an hour to arrive.
Maybe if we start overdosing cancer patients with radiation we can create an army of super-heroes to help combat the rising crime rate in the world. Sure some people might get sicker and maybe even die from radiation poisoning but they were probably gonna die anyway so the trade-off is proably worth it.
I don't how how to end this post, so here is a picture. It has colours.
The end.
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Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-04-21 00:48:35 EDT (#)
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Dang. No picture. Just imagine there is a pic of Spiderman facing off Powdered-Toast Man.