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Submitted by GassyGirl (View user info) at 2004-04-22 13:55:12 EDT
GEORGE CARLIN ON RELIGION
(warning: strong language)
(the following is extracted from George Carlin's HBO special, "You Are All Diseased", recorded live at New York City's Beacon Theater on February 6, 1999)
In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy shit!
But I want you to know something, this is sincere, I want you to know, when it comes to believing in God, I really tried. I really, really tried. I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say "this guy", because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man.
No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he's at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a fuck. Doesn't give a fuck, which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results.
So rather than be just another mindless religious robot, mindlessly and aimlessly and blindly believing that all of this is in the hands of some spooky incompetent father figure who doesn't give a fuck, I decided to look around for something else to worship. Something I could really count on.
And immediately, I thought of the sun. Happened like that. Overnight I became a sun-worshipper. Well, not overnight, you can't see the sun at night. But first thing the next morning, I became a sun-worshipper. Several reasons. First of all, I can see the sun, okay? Unlike some other gods I could mention, I can actually see the sun. I'm big on that. If I can see something, I don't know, it kind of helps the credibility along, you know? So everyday I can see the sun, as it gives me everything I need; heat, light, food, flowers in the park, reflections on the lake, an occasional skin cancer, but hey. At least there are no crucifixions, and we're not setting people on fire simply because they don't agree with us.
Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to compare clothing. And the best thing about the sun, it never tells me I'm unworthy. Doesn't tell me I'm a bad person who needs to be saved. Hasn't said an unkind word. Treats me fine. So, I worship the sun. But, I don't pray to the sun. Know why? I wouldn't presume on our friendship. It's not polite.
I've often thought people treat God rather rudely, don't you? Asking trillions and trillions of prayers every day. Asking and pleading and begging for favors. Do this, gimme that, I need a new car, I want a better job. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday His day off. It's not nice. And it's no way to treat a friend.
But people do pray, and they pray for a lot of different things, you know, your sister needs an operation on her crotch, your brother was arrested for defecating in a mall. But most of all, you'd really like to fuck that hot little redhead down at the convenience store. You know, the one with the eyepatch and the clubfoot? Can you pray for that? I think you'd have to. And I say, fine. Pray for anything you want. Pray for anything, but what about the Divine Plan?
Remember that? The Divine Plan. Long time ago, God made a Divine Plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along, and pray for something. Well suppose the thing you want isn't in God's Divine Plan? What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't it seem a little arrogant? It's a Divine Plan. What's the use of being God if every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayerbook can come along and fuck up Your Plan?
And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." "Thy Will Be Done." Fine, but if it's God's will, and He's going to do what He wants to anyway, why the @#$% bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? It's all very confusing.
So to get around a lot of this, I decided to worship the sun. But, as I said, I don't pray to the sun. You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with.
For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog, Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat.
So I've been praying to Joe for about a year now. And I noticed something. I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50% rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't. Same as God, 50-50. Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe, the wishing well and the rabbit's foot, same as the Mojo Man, same as the Voodoo Lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles, it's all the same: 50-50. So just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself.
And for those of you who look to The Bible for moral lessons and literary qualities, I might suggest a couple of other stories for you. You might want to look at the Three Little Pigs, that's a good one. Has a nice happy ending, I'm sure you'll like that. Then there's Little Red Riding Hood, although it does have that X-rated part where the Big Bad Wolf actually eats the grandmother. Which I didn't care for, by the way.
And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I like the best? "All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again." That's because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. None, not one, no God, never was. In fact, I'm gonna put it this way. If there is a God, may he strike this audience dead! See? Nothing happened. Nothing happened? Everybody's okay? All right, tell you what, I'll raise the stakes a little bit. If there is a God, may he strike me dead. See? Nothing happened, oh, wait, I've got a little cramp in my leg. And my balls hurt. Plus, I'm blind. I'm blind, oh, now I'm okay again, must have been Joe Pesci, huh? God Bless Joe Pesci. Thank you all very much. Joe Bless You!
(Copyright 1999 by George Carlin. Printed with permission.)
Dumb Motherfuckers. For all of you who judge a gay person or any person for that matter that you think is doing something wrong by the bible, be prepared to Burn in Hell. You are not the creator, you do not have the right to judge another. Don't worry about what Jimmy on the corner or Susie at the store is doing, worry about yourself. Live your own life, make your own choices - Stop worrying about who is going to burn, if they want to hear what you have to say about it, they'll fucking ask you.
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Submitted by Fromaster at 2004-08-11 17:19:30 EDT (#)
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HOLY SHIT!!!! You did copy and paste! You're going to hell! I mean, it's not like you actually gave credit to the writer of the material.
Yeah I suppose it is kinda sorta maybe just a little lame that you didn't write it yourself, but damn, that was one of the best rants I've ever read anywhere. You gotta spread the truth somehow.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-05 11:51:02 EDT (#)
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ctrl + C
ctrl + V
See? I can do it too!
Submitted by helium_the_balloon (user info) at 2004-06-05 11:25:39 EDT (#)
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This doesn't sound ignorant to me.
There is a big differnce betwen you and me, I use reasonning, you do not.
Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-23 13:42:13 EDT (#)
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Okay, one last time.
As for the post, I like it.
As for my comments at the end, I figured after reading a bit on this site, that most of you would be intelligent enough to catch the idiocy and irony of it all.
I am not a hyporcrite, I was merely pointing out how ignorant people sound when nonsense is spewed in such a fashion. If you didn't catch it, maybe now you will.
And for the guy who says he would have boughten Carlin's book - get a fucking brain. Trying to make me look bad by making yourself look bad doesn't usually work.
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And for TripinDayz420 - whassssuuuuuuupppppppppppppppp?
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-04-23 09:40:09 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!! welcome to uber! what did i tell you about lurking before you post you naughty naughty little girl..
Submitted by Rugby (user info) at 2004-04-22 23:01:30 EDT (#)
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If I wanted to read about Carlin I would have gone to see him, or boughten his book, but am pretty sure people don't come here to read quotes from celebrities. Stick to your own guns, copy and paste is pretty lame.
Submitted by Spooks <afateworsethandeath.at.hotmail.co> at 2004-04-22 22:47:27 EDT (#)
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Who gives a crap about copy and paste? Oh no, the dreaded copy and paste, what a tragedy! At least the article was funny, even if it was taken from some other source. Big... fuckin'... whoop. I would type some more but it looks like my huge penis is getting in the way, so it's aloha from me!
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-04-22 22:42:14 EDT (#)
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+2 because it was funny as hell.
-1 because it was unoriginal.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-22 22:16:05 EDT (#)
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This would have been better if you pressed Alt-F4 instead of Submit.
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-04-22 21:52:05 EDT (#)
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Hey, way to copy and paste. I mean, that's what this site is all about, right? And your two paragraphs of thoughtful insight, considerately riddled with colorful language, were awful as well. But thanks for trying. Next time you try to prove us wrong or whatever you were trying to do, do it good. And then we'll just have to work harder to prove we're right...Its a vicious cycle.
Submitted by Ih8u (user info) at 2004-04-22 21:12:46 EDT (#)
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FUCK YOU
this is the gayest thing I have ever seen you queer lover.
the bible tells us not to judge but not to lose the distinguishment
between good and evil. it is against christianity and even if you
think religion is bullshit You will burn in hell for all eternity
you fucking piece of shit!!!!!
Submitted by lilbill87 (user info) at 2004-04-22 21:07:14 EDT (#)
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OK, so you say we are not allowed to judge people...but you are judging us for judging people...yea that makes sense..-2 for you
Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-04-22 19:51:28 EDT (#)
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George Carlin is going to hell along with the rest of you.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-22 17:35:22 EDT (#)
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Ctrl+c + Ctrl+v is not your friend.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-22 17:33:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Thunderlips (user info) at 2004-04-22 17:28:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-22 16:40:02 EDT (#)
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This thread served its purpose.
The title was written expressly for the purpose of Shock Value (worked well at getting people to look further).
As far as originality or creativity, I wasn't going for either. Just wanted to put something out there for people to mull over.
I see plenty of copy/pasted items on this website, and I haven't been here long at all.
Sometimes read between the lines, all of the cussing and name calling makes me laugh, so I sometimes do it also for shock value.
Sorry for offense to anyone, if there was any.
As far as me being a pretentious bitch, not true at all. But we are all welcome to our own opinion.
Submitted by tito (user info) at 2004-04-22 16:09:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:53:23 (#)
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no arguing? ok then i can say this:
jackasses like that are the fucking reason i have to go through so much shit about my beliefs from non-Christians.
anyone who says anything about "going to hell" is, by default, not a Christian - this is because Christians are SUPPOSED to believe that no-one will go to hell because of the sacrifice He made. If someone shouts "You are going to hell!" then that means they DON'T believe that Christ died for all of us and therefore is NOT a true Christian.
anyone can call themselves a Christian.
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Yeah, but it's hard when most of people you know who are christians and people who are supposed to be the leaders of the church (priests) tell you from day one that some people belong and that some people don't. This has been my (and I'm sure, many people's) experience with christianity. But it's hard to remember, especially in a heated argument to remember that there are other opinions from christians. I'm not using this as an excuse or anything, but rather a declaration i sometimes don't think before i speak (or write). Also, I should be fair and look at the other side. This gassy chick is just as bad as those she is writing about. She is just as judgemental and just as ignorant. Baby, just get some beano, and you'll be fine.
-Tito
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:53:23 EDT (#)
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no arguing? ok then i can say this:
jackasses like that are the fucking reason i have to go through so much shit about my beliefs from non-Christians.
anyone who says anything about "going to hell" is, by default, not a Christian - this is because Christians are SUPPOSED to believe that no-one will go to hell because of the sacrifice He made. If someone shouts "You are going to hell!" then that means they DON'T believe that Christ died for all of us and therefore is NOT a true Christian.
anyone can call themselves a Christian.
Submitted by tito (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:45:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:36:31 (#)
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and where in that statement do you see anything that remotely hints that i think gays, or anyone for that matter, will "go to hell"?
damn, you liberals are paranoid.
ok, im really done this time.
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God damn, I'm paranoid? Except for the last part, that reply had nothing to do with you. Like I said before it was a bad attempt at sarcasm. I never implied that was how YOU think, because I don't know what you think. Most Christians (that I know) think gays will go to hell, and the very fact that the most heated post is called "Gays will go to hell" leads me to believe that at least some people think that gays will go to hell.
However, I apologize if you thought I implied that it was you who I directed the relpy to.
Tito
-Can't we all just get along?
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:36:31 EDT (#)
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and where in that statement do you see anything that remotely hints that i think gays, or anyone for that matter, will "go to hell"?
damn, you liberals are paranoid.
ok, im really done this time.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:35:51 EDT (#)
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I love hypocritical (not to mention dim-witted) morons like this poster barking "Don't judge others by something you interpret out of the bible!!" Then immediately following with, "Be prepared to burn in hell."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
YOU are an IDIOT.
Try to practice what you preach. You don't have to be the solution to the problem, just try not to add to it. Hypocrisy solves nothing.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:34:31 EDT (#)
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p.s. "tito" - read your stupid "one cool cop" post to try and see where you are coming from...
99% of cops are douchebags? i guess i can completely discount your opinions from now on. thanks for the help!
Submitted by tito (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:33:54 EDT (#)
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arguing with the wrong person dude... i never said anything about gays going to hell.
try to pay better attention
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Nope, just a lame attempt at sarcasm. This is where i got it from.
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Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:37:05 (#)
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Also, the bible contradicts itself quite often because it is a collection of books written by different authors. People who take it literally are taking it too far, my belief is that it gives us a general view on how we should live.
Read C.S. Lewis' "Mere Christianity" for a good take on what Christians, in general, believe.
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Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:29:35 EDT (#)
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GassyGirl, do you fart alot?
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:28:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tito (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:06:08 (#)
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arguing with the wrong person dude... i never said anything about gays going to hell.
try to pay better attention
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:23:59 EDT (#)
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Even I'm better than this.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30940
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:22:20 EDT (#)
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GassyGirl is an attractive name. Do something original.
Submitted by tito (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:06:08 EDT (#)
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Attention all christians! This comes straight out of the mouth of your lord and savior Jesus H. Christ.
"Judge not lest ye be judged"
Matthew 7:1
Call it a hunch, but saying that people will go to hell sure sounds like judging
judge
\Judge\, v. i. [imp. & p. p. Judged; p. pr. & vb. n. Judging.] [OE. jugen, OF. jugier, F. juger, L. judicare, fr. judex judge; jus law or right + dicare to proclaim, pronounce, akin to dicere to say.
Therefore,
All gays will go to hell = judging = unchristian and violating the Lord's word
Or slowlyrotting, is this too literal of a translation?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:05:43 EDT (#)
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here's a plus two cuz I'm stupid.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:04:26 EDT (#)
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GOD DAMMIT I reviewed the wrong fucking post. Sorry.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:03:37 EDT (#)
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so you're gay, right ?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:03:17 EDT (#)
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You know....
If you weren't such a pretentious bitch, I might've given this a high(er) score for the George Carlin thing. Listen close. You listening? Good. Here's a list of things you're good for:
1. Cooking
2. Cleaning
3. Making Babies
4. Keeping your fucking mouth shut
That's it. I'll let you know if there's anything else. There probably isn't, but oh well.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:03:13 EDT (#)
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Amen
All the others that negated that post, you are so brainwashed. Can't you figure things out by yourself? No, you have to have a little book that explains the secrets of the universe and have all the answers. The Bible and the pastors, ministers or priests can't be wrong! How could we even suspect such a thing!
It is so obvious that religion is the work of bullshit artists or illuminated crazed underfed maniacs. Wake the fuck up!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:02:20 EDT (#)
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Homer: What?! Flanders! You're the Devil?
Devil Flanders:
Ho-oh, it's always the one you least suspect.
Treehouse of Horror IV
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since I am neither gay nor religious, this whole topic seems silly.
But really, like someone said earlier... if there IS a God, he probably has more important things to worry about then assholes.
And, what NA said... it HAS been proven that homosexuality is a natural method of population control.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:01:48 EDT (#)
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The main purpose of welfare (and what it does to the majority of those who are on it) is to help those who can't get what they need, thus, I believe that Jesus would be in favor of it. BAM
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BAM??? did you fall and hit your head? it would explain your naivity...
Welfare doesn't provide people with what they need, it gives them money to buy what they want. Food stamps provide food, health programs and free clinics provide care, and shelters provide shelter. If you are truly in need, and not out to rip the system, you can use those resources and you won't need welfare.
The idea of welfare may be noble and good, but the reality of it is a nightmare.
Jesus was smarter than that, and he was smarter than you too.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:55:47 EDT (#)
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It may not be your own work, but it took balls to post it on here. Plus, it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside... this is right on. +3 to whoever wrote it, -2 for you because it's pretty much entirely cut & pasted, and +1 for you for putting this out there. Unfortunately, honey, I doubt you could get many men to think this way. Women, yes, men, bigots, er, I meant to say "no."
Submitted by The_Enforcer (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:54:47 EDT (#)
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Homosexuality is a SIN. Standing up and speaking against this vile evil does not make you homophobic as the homosexuals would have you believe. Homophobia is a fear of homosexuals. As children of the one and only eternal and loving true God, we have nothing to fear from these sinners. In fact, it is they who are afraid of us. They are afraid of us because we stand up against them and proclaim homosexuality for what it is, a VILE AND EVIL SIN.
Submitted by tito (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:49:34 EDT (#)
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Jesus wouldn't have supported welfare. He told his followers to give up all their earthly possesions. He did provide people with what they needed, but he wouldn't have given them money to put 20" rims to put on their 1996 Galant
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First, this is an incredibly ignorant view of welfare. Sure there are cheaters, but is anything perfect? The main purpose of welfare (and what it does to the majority of those who are on it) is to help those who can't get what they need, thus, I believe that Jesus would be in favor of it. BAM
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:47:28 EDT (#)
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Wow, how original. Please poke yourself in the eye.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:37:05 EDT (#)
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Also, the bible contradicts itself quite often because it is a collection of books written by different authors. People who take it literally are taking it too far, my belief is that it gives us a general view on how we should live.
Read C.S. Lewis' "Mere Christianity" for a good take on what Christians, in general, believe.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:33:24 EDT (#)
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If you claim to be Christian, why are you against welfare? hell, Jesus was a borderline commie pinko.
(now i know that not all republicans are against welfare, this is a very ignorant generalization on my part, but ii'm curious.)
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Jesus wouldn't have supported welfare. He told his followers to give up all their earthly possesions. He did provide people with what they needed, but he wouldn't have given them money to put 20" rims to put on their 1996 Galant.
Besides that... this post sucks. I already argued enough about religion today so you'll be spared, if I had the desire to fight anymore it would be with loki and her bullshit claim that non-believers are more intelligent than Chrisitans.
Meh. Just lick my sac.
Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:32:14 EDT (#)
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But why dost thou judge thy brother? or why dost thou set at nought thy brother? for we shall all stand before the judgment seat of Christ.
romans 14:10
Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stumblingblock or an occasion to fall in his brother's way.
romans 14:13
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:25:44 EDT (#)
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Dumb Motherfuckers. For all of you who judge a gay person or any person for that matter that you think is doing something wrong by the bible, be prepared to Burn in Hell. You are not the creator, you do not have the right to judge another. Don't worry about what Jimmy on the corner or Susie at the store is doing, worry about yourself. Live your own life, make your own choices - Stop worrying about who is going to burn, if they want to hear what you have to say about it, they'll fucking ask you.
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Allow me to reitterate. Your opinions about the bible are wrong. It's pretty well shown in the bible that Homosexuals are going to hell. Also the bible says "judge not the intentions of the heart" it doesn't say not to judge.
Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:21:59 EDT (#)
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You got me there, wrong to assume anything about your religion or background.
As far as my opinion being decent, that is just like you say, opinion - who are you to say it is decent?
A recap of his writing? What the fuck for? George Carlin's quotes require no recap. Ever.
And I did not post this for creativity, simply because I like what he has to say.
I read the threads regarding gays and the bible and this popped in my head -
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who the fuck said i was christian? i just think carlins broad strokes of generalization and your innability to post a decent opinion or recap of his writing was sad.
Submitted by tito (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:15:59 EDT (#)
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I completely agree, I might start worshiping George Carlin. But, I'm not a big fan of just posting some long article, and your argument was a wee bit weak.
Personally, I think that over the course of human history, religion has done much more harm than good. Almost all wars are fought for economic and religous reasons. The rich want the money, but they don't want to fight, so what do they do? Indoctrinate the poor with ignorant beliefs that will: 1. keep them complacent in their current situation (i.e. it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven matthew 19:24) and 2. have them be willing to die and kill those who are different for an invisible father figure who promises paradise for believing and eternal damnation for not picking the right belief structure,
Quick unrelated question to Christian republicans(i.e. Christian right)
If you claim to be Christian, why are you against welfare? hell, Jesus was a borderline commie pinko.
(now i know that not all republicans are against welfare, this is a very ignorant generalization on my part, but ii'm curious.)
Submitted by Supremebeing (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:11:52 EDT (#)
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I think your tampon is in WAY to far! Its interfering with your logical thought. Pull it out a little and try again!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:11:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:07:00 (#)
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Well, you give a lot of credibility to George Carlin's generalizations, is this the way Christians treat one another? Or are you just special?
Furthermore, your generalizations of Christians are disgusting. Go suck a fat one, bitch.
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who the fuck said i was christian? i just think carlins broad strokes of generalization and your innability to post a decent opinion or recap of his writing was sad.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:09:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:08:08 (#)
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Don, you're sounding at lot more like me and a lot less like you lately.
What the fuck is up with that? Drinking alot? Drugs? Need to get your cock sucked?
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... Haven't slept in a while actually. If i haven't slept I become a jackass....
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:08:18 EDT (#)
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I'm a HUGE Carlin fan, and thats the only reason im not -2 this.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:08:08 EDT (#)
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Don, you're sounding at lot more like me and a lot less like you lately.
What the fuck is up with that? Drinking alot? Drugs? Need to get your cock sucked?
Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:07:00 EDT (#)
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Well, you give a lot of credibility to George Carlin's generalizations, is this the way Christians treat one another? Or are you just special?
Furthermore, your generalizations of Christians are disgusting. Go suck a fat one, bitch.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:03:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
You laughing and calling me a bitch because.....
hmmmm, I just logged on yesterday?
Or because I think you are a fucking idiot?
Its okay, no need for explanation - I really just posted this for you.
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Really... it's a little of both. I find the two of them amusing.
First off you're a dipshit. Not the special kind like you find in special ed or riding short bus' just the dipshit 14 year old blonde chick asswipe that "thinks they're all that and a bag of potato chips"
Second of all you posted a post without any thought to it. Your pseudo intellectualism will be your downfall... or... oh wait whores dont need opinions do they?
Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:03:25 EDT (#)
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You laughing and calling me a bitch because.....
hmmmm, I just logged on yesterday?
Or because I think you are a fucking idiot?
Its okay, no need for explanation - I really just posted this for you.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:00:46 (#)
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Thats a very Christian way of thinking Donishitzu...
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Plus-twoing yourself is a very pretentious thing to do. Do you really think you're that good?
Furthermore, your generalizations of Christians are disgusting. Go suck a fat one, bitch.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Look, this was a good post until you tried to give your opinion at the end. Just don't talk and try to be pretty, that's probably all you're good for.
"Printed with permission" ... yeah ...
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:01:08 EDT (#)
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Haha! Fucking bitch
Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-22 14:00:46 EDT (#)
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Thats a very Christian way of thinking Donishitzu...
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2004-04-22 13:59:28 EDT (#)
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I get bored of these religious posts fast.
That and it doesn't take a lot of skill to cut and paste someone else's thoughts. Maybe if you had something to say (although in the case of christianity, it's been said about a thousand million times before) I would be inclined to give you a +.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-22 13:59:17 EDT (#)
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I'm glad you decided to share your opinion. Oh wait..
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-22 13:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops forgot my -2
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-22 13:58:15 EDT (#)
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Dumb Motherfuckers. For all of you who judge a gay person or any person for that matter that you think is doing something wrong by the bible, be prepared to Burn in Hell. You are not the creator, you do not have the right to judge another. Don't worry about what Jimmy on the corner or Susie at the store is doing, worry about yourself. Live your own life, make your own choices - Stop worrying about who is going to burn, if they want to hear what you have to say about it, they'll fucking ask you.
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interesting. let me make an educated statement regarding this post
This sucks ass. Go fuck yourself bitch.