i need advice (365 hits)
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Submitted by Anthony <frogglywoggly.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-22 16:21:42 EDT
I recently found out that there are at least 4 other people with the same name as me who have accounts at my bank (HSBC). Having checked my balance today, i'm taking it for granted that they have more money than me. Do any of you know how i could get my hands on that money?
Failing that, do any of you know any cool macgyver style tricks? I wish i'd seen more of those shows. When he made grenades from bamboo, mud and a swamp, that was pure genius.
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Submitted by Doogus (user info) at 2004-04-22 16:37:58 EDT (#)
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really bored that was the funniest thing i have heard all day.
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-04-22 16:33:46 EDT (#)
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You're kidding. There are four froggly wogglies at your bank?
What the fuck?
--HeimdallsMan
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-22 16:26:23 EDT (#)
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Ok heres what you do.
1) Get yourself come coconut oil and put into a small PLASTIC blue container
2) Add to that container some sort of sharpnel, like nails/forks/etc.
3) Take plastic wrap and then wrap the whole container
4) Stick the container in the microwave and time it for 37 seconds on High
5) When it hits 2 seonds left, grab the nearest meat cleaver and cut your cock off
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-22 16:24:56 EDT (#)
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if you send me your account number, routing number, and a copy of your signature, I'll tell you exactly how to do it. totally 100% legal.
send asap before the bank closes at 5pm please.