I Threw My Shoe At Someone Today (32093 hits)
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Submitted by Kristen (View user info) at 2004-04-22 17:42:26 EDT
I love walking through the produce department of my supermarket. There's always some lady squeezing tomatoes hard enough to pop them, and remarking loudly, "They're all bruised!" Every now and then there's a kid taking the head of lettuce back outof the cart as soon as his parent puts it in and turns their back. Some idiot always tries to grab the orange at the bottom of the pyramid, resulting in an avalanche. And most importantly, it's the shortest route to the cookie aisle.
So there I am, walking along, keeping eyes and ears open for the produce drama of the day, when I experience the kind of pain that causes bright lights to flash behind your eyelids. Someone, a very reckless, hateful, and terrible someone, rammed my heel with their cart. I took a deep breath before turning to see who the guilty party was. An older lady, not quite old but getting there, was the only person nearby. She pointedly ignores my glare. I twist to look at my heel, which feels like it's bleeding even though it's not. The lady reaches around me to grab a sack of potatoes, sighing loudly. Apparently, the heel-abusing bitch is being inconvenienced by my wimpiness. I return an equally loud and impatient sigh before reaching down to unbuckle the strap that's digging into my injured heel. While I'm down there, I imagine myself getting up, platform in hand, and whacking that mean old biddy something fierce. The strap slips from between my fingers as I savor my evil daydream. I stand back up and the lady is gone.
I hobble (more from the loosened shoe strap than from my busted heel) to the cookie aisle, only to find that same awful lady, loading up on MY cookie. She grabs the final package of NutterButters before pushing onward, probably to crash into another innocent's foot. I glance behind the Oreos, thinking a wayward pack of NutterButters has made its way into the wrong row. Of course, there aren't any left and there's not a stockperson in sight. I settle for some caramel apple Fig Newtons (which are, consequently, as unedible as they sound) and make my way to checkout.
Guess who I'm behind? Some teenager. Guess who's in front of him? The cursed, wretched old woman. She proceeds to continue to unwittingly annoy and aggravate me, by saying, "Oh! I think I have a coupon for that!" and "Are you sure the Fiji apples are $1.19 a pound?" and "I meant to get 2% milk, can someone get me another?" We wait for a bagger to lose paper-rock-scissors and thereby be forced to run the whole milk back for the lower fat version. The lady pays by check, of course, and wants to write it for $50 over, of course. After she pays, she says, "Can I get a carton of Marlboro Lights?" Finally the cashier says something.
"Why didn't you get them before you paid?"
"Well, I forgot."
We all wait for the cashier to get a carton of cigarettes. The lady stares straight ahead, not bothering to give anyone an apologetic smile or anything. I shift my weight to my sore foot, forgetting about the loosened strap. My ankle twists. More pain, more hate for the terrible woman. I have another daydream, one where I kick my leg Rockette style, sending my shoe flying through the air and square on her head. It gets me through the dark times.
After the lady writes another check because heaven forbid she take the faster route and hand over some of the cash she got back last time, she finally heads off. The automatic doors swallow her up and I revel in the fact that I will never see her again.
The teenager is out in two seconds, as am I. I glance around the parking lot, unsure of where I've parked. One loud beep later, and the old lady drives by, nearly flattening me. I grit my teeth, but am consoled when I spot my new car a few rows down. I head in that direction when I notice a runaway cart, undoubtedly the old lady's, heading straight for the driver's side of my baby. Before I can open my mouth, it crashes against the door. I quicken my pace, only to stop a few paces later. A man is walking up to my car. He tries the handle. I twist my ankle again in an unfortunately placed pothole. Which reminds me...
Heavy shoe, already pre-loosened.
Car thief within throwing distance.
I lift my foot from the ground and grab the shoe. In my mind, I am beginning to think the old bitch was actually an angel in disguise, busting my heel and making me loosen my strap, not to mention giving me quite the temper with her dimwitted ways, all in preparation to my standoff with the carjacker. My shoe is ready and I am pissed. I wind. I throw.
The shoe flies through the air, toward the man still fumbling with my car's handle.
"I hope it hits him and not that damn handicapped sign..." I think.
Wait. Handicapped sign.
Not my car. Elderly handicapped man attempting to unlock his own car door. Shoe is starting its ascent.
It lands a foot behind him. He never notices.
Would you believe less than fifteen minutes later, I get stuck behind that lady at the gas pump? And that she can't figure out how to use the credit card payment method?
I hate her.
User Reviews
Submitted by dexpaxas (user info) at 2006-12-27 17:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You threw your shoe. Nothing beats that.
Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2006-03-16 06:14:16 EST (#)
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lmao
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:55:36 EST (#)
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and unpredictable too
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:55:16 EST (#)
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awesome read
Submitted by XoXFreaksRUsXoX (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:39:53 EST (#)
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lmao
Submitted by XoXFreaksRUsXoX (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:39:45 EST (#)
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lmao
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:47:11 EDT (#)
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Heh. Cant believe I never rated this post before.
Submitted by gAGGLE (user info) at 2005-10-23 18:29:24 EDT (#)
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Funny!
Submitted by Neecole (user info) at 2005-09-09 12:02:24 EDT (#)
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I hate grocery stores AND old people. AAAGH!
Submitted by skinnyminnie at 2004-11-06 20:24:52 EST (#)
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I thought this was very funny!! Its true, the old ladys are getting more old, more mean and crotchedy. I swear if i get that mean and old i hope someone would kick out my walker,, since
I too have had an experience, where old lady, turns in to my lane (she should have gone left lane, more like she was in middle of the street, and glares at ME WITH HER NASTY bright PINK lipstick and ugly croched HAT like I AM THE PROBLEM. WHY DO THEY EVEN LET THEM DRIVE!!!!!
Submitted by skinnyminnie <EarthMaiden04.at.excite.com> at 2004-11-06 20:24:07 EST (#)
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I thought this was very funny!! Its true, the old ladys are getting more old, more mean and crotchedy. I swear if i get that mean and old i hope someone would kick out my walker,, since
I too have had an experience, where old lady, turns in to my lane (she should have gone left lane, more like she was in middle of the street, and glares at ME WITH HER NASTY bright PINK lipstick and ugly croched HAT like I AM THE PROBLEM. WHY DO THEY EVEN LET THEM DRIVE!!!!!
Submitted by queenoftheramen (user info) at 2004-09-20 06:42:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wish_I_Were (user info) at 2004-09-12 19:11:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thorny <thornus74.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-07-07 23:30:04 EDT (#)
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we have all been there just not all in one day haha
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-07-07 23:24:33 EDT (#)
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This is hilarious. You sound like a guy.
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-07-07 23:07:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by XtremeMooCow (user info) at 2004-07-07 13:23:22 EDT (#)
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Like teh yar!
Submitted by confusedfemale (user info) at 2004-07-07 13:22:23 EDT (#)
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-1 for not making me laugh.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-07-07 13:22:14 EDT (#)
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somehow I missed this
you should have distracted her and stolen the nutter butters from her cart
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-07 13:20:13 EDT (#)
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koreanboi2030 Strikes again! Hooray!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-07 13:07:22 EDT (#)
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lol, split my sides laughing...
Submitted by koreanboi2030 <koreanboi3.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-04 20:34:44 EDT (#)
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GROCRY STOR? MI FATHER OWN GROCRY STOR! KOREAN GROCRY STOR! IT IS A KOREAN GROCRY STOR! WE SEL BIKES FOR TRAVIL AND KOREAN GROCRIES!
Submitted by Cjad_teh_Nord (user info) at 2004-07-04 03:07:06 EDT (#)
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Damn foreign grocery stores...
Submitted by joe_enhanser (user info) at 2004-07-04 02:58:38 EDT (#)
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-2 because I'm not gender biased.
Submitted by PurpleTurkey (user info) at 2004-06-20 13:58:37 EDT (#)
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My wife likes to tell a story of how she was 'heeled' by a bitch with a shopping cart and how she then proceeded to turn the cart over on its side, spilling all of the woman's groceries, purse, coupons, pride, everything, all over the place. My wife scares me.
Submitted by spiralswan <spiralswan.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-20 01:41:53 EDT (#)
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Ever seen Rubin & Ed? If not, it's worthy of a viewing to pick up some tips and techniques for shoe-hurling.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-06 12:35:37 EDT (#)
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Thanks for making me laugh. I remember when things like this happened to me & I never did anything to the 'old ladies' that caused them. Now I find that by keep ing a pen handy for their licence plate numbers, a quick phone call to the cops to alert them to a drunk driver gives all the satisfaction needed.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-06 12:13:22 EDT (#)
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+2 because I can now.
Submitted by Stauquin (user info) at 2004-06-06 11:55:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lp510 (user info) at 2004-06-03 12:55:52 EDT (#)
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should have thrown the shoe way back when she ran the cart into you.. just kidding. but my friend once threw a big ass hooker boot as we call them (those knee high boots) at my other friend and i, as we crawled around drunk in the living room floor making way too much noise after a crazy night out.. she didnt hit us either.. but shoe throwing just makes for a good story later on...
Submitted by dude at 2004-05-31 02:09:51 EDT (#)
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one timei threw a shoe on the roof!
Submitted by katie <katiedragonlady.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-05-30 15:22:47 EDT (#)
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my goodness...it's people like that old lady that make you wonder what the world is coming to. i once threw a grape at this girl i hated.
Submitted by Antiok <Antiok.at.hellokitty.com> at 2004-05-20 09:37:45 EDT (#)
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I just loved it great moral kill old people HURRAAH
Submitted by PEN <PEN_ANNAH.at.HOTMAIL.COM> at 2004-05-18 15:24:25 EDT (#)
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have to admit, i have never thrown a shoe.....but I did throw a yogurt once. The moron was making an illegal turn without looking while i was crossing the street......had to get the person's attention somehow......so i threw.....blueberry yogurt everywhere!
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-05-17 15:23:46 EDT (#)
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hahahaha! I have always wanted to throw a shoe
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-05-17 01:44:36 EDT (#)
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I used to work at Stop N Shop, a liquor store, and was a diner waitress. I have that lady's number. I hope she chokes on her gums. You kick ass by the way. Now I'm pissed at old people. Hulk smash!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-10 05:32:05 EDT (#)
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I once threw my shoe at a bus when it was just leaving the stop as I arrived.
Miricale, it worked. The driver stopped, I retrieved my shoe and got on.
Think about it.
Submitted by They_call_me_the_Fireman (user info) at 2004-05-10 04:43:43 EDT (#)
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I know of this frustration you speak of. It is on days like this that you just turn around and go home and crawl back into bed.
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-05-06 14:32:51 EDT (#)
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Really enjoyed it.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-06 12:36:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-04 12:43:20 EDT (#)
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I will not lie to you, I was knawing on my hand at the handicapped guy opening his car bit.
Submitted by pimpstar <big_n_veiny.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-04-30 03:26:26 EDT (#)
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Man that old lady is one sweet piece of ass
nice work nigga
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-04-29 18:07:51 EDT (#)
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Oh, my I can't believe I missed a post from my dear sweet Kristen!!! I hate hate hate people like that lady and they only seem to emerge from the cracks in the wood on those extremely crappy days you don't think could possibly get any worse.
Congrats on making BAW again you hot sexy woman you.
What?
:-)
Phoenix
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:16:21 EDT (#)
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Where the hell have you been?
Submitted by Binka (user info) at 2004-04-29 10:20:19 EDT (#)
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You go girl...We've all had days like that.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-04-28 22:25:56 EDT (#)
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you forgot where you parked?
jebus...
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:35:47 EDT (#)
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Hahaha! You violent woman!
Submitted by Rosencrantz <Utoshski.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-04-28 10:04:27 EDT (#)
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Lady. You're AAALLLLRIGHT!
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-04-27 20:10:09 EDT (#)
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That's great. I bet she's the one that seems to drop change in the tollbooths too.
Submitted by sempboy (user info) at 2004-04-27 09:50:59 EDT (#)
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...This sucked, how did it get such a good rating, no less on the front page.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-27 04:10:22 EDT (#)
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Ahahaha... gold...
Except for the fact that I have no idea what NutterButter cookies are like. I'm assuming yet another american food that involves peanut butter in some way? *sigh* When will you people ever learn?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-04-26 21:05:24 EDT (#)
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This kicked ass. It's nice to see young energetic women with pent up rage. I know! Let out your rage by laughing at my story!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31438
Submitted by kris bernard <kris.at.k.st> at 2004-04-26 20:43:20 EDT (#)
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good stuff
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-26 13:47:47 EDT (#)
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Not bad, but I was really hoping you'd hit somebody with it. Is a shoe considered a deadly weapon?
Submitted by vaya (user info) at 2004-04-26 12:46:08 EDT (#)
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Grr. Reading this gets me pumped.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-26 12:11:57 EDT (#)
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Nice shootin', Tex.
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-04-26 11:57:46 EDT (#)
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Old ladies.
Where can you start?
One time I got stuck behind an old lady at a car wash, one of those fundraiser ones. My friend was a cheerleader and I was trying to help her out by getting my mom's car washed there. The old lady freaked out when she saw all the girls in bikinis. She tried to cover them and get them to put their clothes back on. Hilarious.
Submitted by JBOMB (user info) at 2004-04-26 10:46:18 EDT (#)
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SHOE? I would have knocked the ho down and teabagged her until she went insane.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-04-26 10:40:03 EDT (#)
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+2 for the post, I wish I had the guts to throw my shoe at someone...
However...
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-04-23 00:17:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Who throws a shoe?! I mean, really!
-Austin Powers
Hehe... I wish I could +2 the replies sometimes.
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-04-26 10:38:00 EDT (#)
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Bored at work?
Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-04-26 10:19:27 EDT (#)
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i don't know, this story really didn't do it for me. i hate old people for the most part too, but the story still just wasn't that great.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-26 06:22:09 EDT (#)
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Kristen, did you call me sometime last week?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-04-25 21:34:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-04-25 08:53:14 (#)
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This is good.
My Old Lady post is better though and doesn't get on BAW.
I reckon bart is englishist.
;-)
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Whatever, it'll push koolmang off the MVA
Submitted by Spike_Lincoln (user info) at 2004-04-25 19:25:15 EDT (#)
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Good.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-25 16:40:39 EDT (#)
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Hooray!
Submitted by Mummbles (user info) at 2004-04-25 16:10:27 EDT (#)
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I dont know where you live but I where I live you are not permited to buy cigerettes with a check, cigerettes and and booze must be paid in full at the time of puchase by cash or credit, and Lottory cards can not be bought with credit cards only cash.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-25 09:54:29 EDT (#)
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Look! Its a Kristen! Kill it!
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-04-25 09:14:26 EDT (#)
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Cute and funny.
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2004-04-25 09:13:36 EDT (#)
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This post deserves no less.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-04-25 08:53:14 EDT (#)
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This is good.
My Old Lady post is better though and doesn't get on BAW.
I reckon bart is englishist.
;-)
Submitted by Jeriko2k3 (user info) at 2004-04-25 00:43:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-25 00:20:18 EDT (#)
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Congrats on BAW!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-24 23:42:07 EDT (#)
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"Wait. Handicapped sign. "
I could feel the tension as the shoe flew through the air. This sounds much more like something that Jimbo would do. Only he would have actually hit the person and then taken his wallet.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-24 23:30:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-04-22 17:56:51 (#)
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Actually, Cassi, it was kind of fun until I realized the old man wasn't a carjacker. Then I started doing this weird hand thing, as though I could direct where the shoe would land by magically "waving" it away from the guy.
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I know EXACTLY what youre talking about! Whenever I go bowling I do that, as if I can guide it out of the gutter by waving my hand and tilting my body over saying "come on! come on!"
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-24 23:15:55 EDT (#)
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But a cute and funny tool nonetheless.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-24 23:15:33 EDT (#)
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Tool.
Submitted by socialdropout (user info) at 2004-04-23 03:20:42 EDT (#)
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I remember going shopping with my partner about a week ago. we were at this supermarket, and this old lady was behind my dad, with her trolly. well, things were alright until she rammed her trolly up my dads ankles. he didnt react, at first, until the second time, when he gave her a real dirty look. she did it one more time,and he suddenly lost control.
he turned around, and THUMP. he kicked her trolly halway up the aisle with her still attatched to it. she took out half the aisle, milk, liquids, sqishable stuff just coated the entire aisle.
"SECURITY TO AISLE FIVE SECURITY TO AISLE FIVE!"
we got escorted out, told never to come back again... but fuck it.
"yeah, right...we''ll be here next week..."
Submitted by MrB (user info) at 2004-04-23 02:56:29 EDT (#)
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I feel for the poor old lady....
I mean, you stood in the way of her cart. Obviously your sighing and such confused her, made her get the wrong milk, and forget to pick up cigarettes. Then you almost gave her a hart attack by almost stepping in front of her car, appearing out of nowhere.
Sheesh, you should respect the elderly more kristen.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-04-23 01:05:02 EDT (#)
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This probably would have been a bit funnier if you had actually hit him.
But it was pretty funny anyways.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-04-23 00:17:00 EDT (#)
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Who throws a shoe?! I mean, really!
-Austin Powers
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-04-22 23:48:34 EDT (#)
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HEY, ITS KRISTEN!
how are you? where have you been? w.t.f. mate?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-22 23:47:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-04-22 23:41:25 EDT (#)
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Make sweet, sweet love to me.
Submitted by Perse <KatiePerse.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-04-22 23:28:23 EDT (#)
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outrageously unfortunate shopping experience. sucked to be you.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-22 21:29:29 EDT (#)
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I love kristen, and i love this post. However, if I don't receive an email or instant message from you in the next 48 hours, I'm afraid there will be serious reprocussions... we've got big things to discuss darlin.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-04-22 20:44:24 EDT (#)
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"Author...............Author"
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-04-22 19:14:25 EDT (#)
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You kick ass. And old people.
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-04-22 18:48:51 EDT (#)
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God I missed your humor posts. Where have you been?
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-22 18:40:37 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha! Sounds like a great day!
Malone
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-04-22 18:35:50 EDT (#)
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where have you been?
Submitted by Great_Teacher_Largo (user info) at 2004-04-22 18:34:30 EDT (#)
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This was absolutely hilarious. I've never thrown a shoe at someone, but it would be fun.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-04-22 18:33:34 EDT (#)
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That's a funny story, because I saw the same old lady at McDonalds, asking for a personal pizza. I planted a nice haymaker on her jaw, and he false teeth fell out. Then I laughed like a pirate and everybody threw a parade in my honor.
Submitted by lilbill87 (user info) at 2004-04-22 18:18:43 EDT (#)
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funny! good story! I would of hit her over the head then took her credit card and swiped it for her...let out your anger and helped the elderly. two birds, one shoe!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-04-22 18:14:43 EDT (#)
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Kristen?
Woohoo!
You missed most of UberMadness girl!
Funny story btw
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-04-22 18:09:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-04-22 17:56:51 (#)
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When I was writing this, I was hoping that someone the user wouldn't read the paragraph where I was talking about someone the old lady being awful and horrendous and think I meant him. Phew.
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Hahaha, funny thing is, I did think that at first.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-04-22 18:07:49 EDT (#)
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i had doodle loaded and everything
Submitted by mumbo_jumbo (user info) at 2004-04-22 18:07:31 EDT (#)
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No Comments
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-04-22 18:07:11 EDT (#)
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First nap, then yahoo. =0)
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-04-22 18:02:09 EDT (#)
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then get on yahoo
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-04-22 18:01:21 EDT (#)
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Aw, I miss sublime's crazy island fever drawings.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-04-22 18:00:11 EDT (#)
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Mystia-Except that when you go enough rows away, there are no longer handicapped spots. I was actually one row away from that guy, almost directly behind him, and amazingly I was parked with the hood of my car ready to drive out of the spot. (Only because the space behind THAT one was empty so I could pull in hood first, but still. It was quite an accomplishment.)
And may I add that I love WQP?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-04-22 17:59:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-04-22 17:56:51 (#)
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I think I need a nap.
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then take one, or you know go on yahoo, same difference.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-22 17:58:51 EDT (#)
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I feel your pain.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-04-22 17:56:51 EDT (#)
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I think I need a nap.
Actually, Cassi, it was kind of fun until I realized the old man wasn't a carjacker. Then I started doing this weird hand thing, as though I could direct where the shoe would land by magically "waving" it away from the guy.
When I was writing this, I was hoping that someone the user wouldn't read the paragraph where I was talking about someone the old lady being awful and horrendous and think I meant him. Phew.
I missed you too, Viv!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-04-22 17:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a very weird woman
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-22 17:53:49 EDT (#)
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The only reason I'm not giving this a 2 is because the handicapped spaces are always closest to the door and most people are well aware that they are not parked that close when they come out.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-04-22 17:52:57 EDT (#)
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coincidentally, i took a nap today.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-22 17:50:45 EDT (#)
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I missed you Kwissy.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-22 17:49:41 EDT (#)
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That's awesome!!!!! That would be so fun to do!
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-04-22 17:48:19 EDT (#)
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I know exactly what you mean. Great post, and glad you're finally posting again.
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-04-22 17:45:30 EDT (#)
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It was one of those days.....