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I'd like to see more 70's -ish Porn (8848 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by GassyGirl (View user info) at 2004-04-23 14:04:04 EDT




Does this count as Romance?


I think I'd really like to see the porn industry go back in time a little, kind of like clothing and interior decorating trends do.
Wouldn't it be great to watch the porns of the 70's again.

I really enjoy the story behind the fucking.

Marilyn is in desperate need of a job, her interviewer is a raging, Hot - sexy ass woman who controls the world. (enter the crazy 70's horns and drums of porn).

The only way Marilyn can secure this job is by a touching her breasts in the interview and slowly making the moves on Mega Bitch.
Eventually she ends up with her face in Mega Bitch's lap and the job is hers.

Until Bill comes in. Mega Bitch didn't tell her that she was only the first interviewer.
His polyester suit shows off his bulge in such a fashion that both women can't sit still while hes talking about office duties and phone call distribution.

After 20 minutes (a long time of waiting in porn) of mindless work jibber jabber -
the threesome begins.

Now keep in mind, this is 70's porn. So the shots aren't quite as good and the make-up is not professionally done. They fumble a bit during fucking, and thats what makes it good.
Everything is not quite SO perfect.
Kind of like life, and real fucking - there are going to be fumbles.
That could be a whole other tangent - so I'll save that for later.


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Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-04-23 16:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"The Cheerleaders"

Isn't this the one with Tracy Lords and a male cheerleading coach dressing up as a woman that fixes a hole in Tracy's shorts??

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-04-23 16:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

More turtle sex, less writing.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-23 16:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh yeah.... i can do that too...

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-23 16:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dick


Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-23 16:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

70's man bush

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-23 16:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sucks major

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-23 16:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This post

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-23 16:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh man

Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-23 15:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Forgot about the hairy snatch!!!

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-04-23 14:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+ 2 for funky basslines and polyester bulges.

- 1 for hairy *gag snatch.

I hate when bush tickles my nose.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-23 14:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

2 words.....Hairy Pussy!

+2 for making me think about funky baselines and hairy pussy.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-04-23 14:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hmmm.. perhaps I will look up some of this vintage jerkin material

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-23 14:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

70s porn was the golden years. The music tracks were hot and made specifically for the scenes, as opposed to todays crappy ass hard rock or techno shit.

My only complaint is the big bushes. Thats just nasty.

Kay Parker....hmmmm

Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-04-23 14:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i reccomend one from the late 70's, early 80's, called "The Cheerleaders"

It was so bad it was good. I watched it mith my mom and we laughed together

Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-04-23 14:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Boogie Nights?

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-04-23 14:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

you want some porn with a "PLOT".........get ahold of a MAX Hardcore DVD...I even thinkl he throws in the cheesy "WAA WAA" guitar in the background.....two thumbs up....way up in some instinces

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-04-23 14:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

um......no.

Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-23 14:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Bob, you never saw the Dave Matthews porn special on pay-per-view?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-04-23 14:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

What is this Porn thing that you speak of?

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-23 14:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't want plots in my porn! If there's a plot then they're defiinately actors, and typically emotionless. I prefer the ones with hookers in hotel rooms or plain old freaky people fucking because they like to fuck! Simple, straight forward and to the point!

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-04-23 14:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

2 words: Earth Momma

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-23 14:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

80's porn had plot. I love porn with plot.

Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-23 14:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Good point, the other thing about 70's porn, the girls weren't soooo loud and obnoxious about it - all of the fake screaming and clawing gets old after a while.

Can't a girl just enjoy it without doing complete fake-out?
They did in the 70's.

Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-23 14:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i like older porn cuz bitches swallowed instead of having guys pull out and squirt on their face. thats just stupid.


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