Donishitface the Disease...... (808 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: -0.92 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by GassyGirl (View user info) at 2004-04-23 16:48:24 EDT
Donishitface,
We are all so fascinated with you. We all really really care to know more about you. The UberSite is blowing up, it's insane, it's like a new IPO is about to hit the Street with 4 cancer cures pending FDA approval with results due next week, we all want in, we can't stand not knowing every little thing about you, you have captured our imagination, I don't know what else to say. Yes, I do. You are an elusive artist, a scientist if you will, you constantly escape ridicule around every corner, you seem invincible, it's really hard for all of us to handle.
So please forgive us if we seem frustrated. Do I seem frustrated? Do I still look high? What do you think about me? What kinds of things have they been saying? Do you beleive everything you hear? Because I can bet you that it's not at all true. It's all jibber jabber NAH jibbber jibber NAH and I don't like it, and I don't think it is fair.
Today I introduce my new task force, against disease. Disease is bad for America, its bad for small business, and bad for tax payers. Disease is an elusive enemy, an enemy that doesn't follow the rules of conventional war. We are dealing with an enemy that has been brewing since the beginning of time. I will lead a bi-partisan stance against Disease. Disease doesn't care who you are or how you live your life, except for faggots, and can strike anyone at any time, which leaves this administration no other alternative. This, is the age, of the War Against Disease.
Who's with me?
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-04-23 19:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-23 16:52:32 (#)
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This is my make-up post in case you didn't notice.
Donitsu, what happened to my 70's porn?
It disappeared.
Learn the rules. Go here for more information:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21615
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-23 18:14:45 EDT (#)
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..forgot something
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-23 18:12:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CayceP (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:32:04 (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:05:20 (#)
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oh and also since you're leading your little crusade i'd like to point something out...
i dont have a problem with homosexuals... in fact my uncle is one and it's not a problem at all
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-22 13:15:00 (#)
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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Revelations 21 jackass...
Abominable... What is abominable in the bible? ohhh the sin of Sodomy... Fags go to hell jackass.
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Pick a side asshole.
Cassy I'm in if you want me.
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Dipshit... i was pointin out what the bible said.
Submitted by CayceP (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:34:06 EDT (#)
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just kidding.
I just thought you'd find that interesting at least
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:33:33 EDT (#)
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This is why ritalin was invted.
Submitted by CayceP (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:32:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:05:20 (#)
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oh and also since you're leading your little crusade i'd like to point something out...
i dont have a problem with homosexuals... in fact my uncle is one and it's not a problem at all
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-22 13:15:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Revelations 21 jackass...
Abominable... What is abominable in the bible? ohhh the sin of Sodomy... Fags go to hell jackass.
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Pick a side asshole.
Cassy I'm in if you want me.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:29:07 EDT (#)
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Can I buy some pot from you?
Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:20:40 EDT (#)
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This by the way, is not a hate post. I will probably never post a hate post.
A nonsense post, YES!
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:20:05 EDT (#)
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1. not funny
2. not well written
3. not intresting
three strikes and you are out!
Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:15:44 EDT (#)
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You guys are so much fun....
Lighten up people. Its supposed to be rambling and nonsensical.
And I have nothing against gays or anyone else for that matter.
Submitted by Domochevsky (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:10:29 EDT (#)
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This post fails in so many ways.
As a hate-post it's uninspired, as a rant it's pathetic, and as an inflammatory attempt to rally support to your "cause" it's barely cohesive. And you overuse commas. Better, luck next, time, BloatedFemale.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:05:20 EDT (#)
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oh and also since you're leading your little crusade i'd like to point something out...
i dont have a problem with homosexuals... in fact my uncle is one and it's not a problem at all
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-23 16:52:35 EDT (#)
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so far, GassyGirl, there seems to be only one thing you are useful for: fellatio.
unfortunately, i already have someone to do that for me.
therefore, i must say: -2
Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-23 16:52:32 EDT (#)
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This is my make-up post in case you didn't notice.
Donitsu, what happened to my 70's porn?
It disappeared.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-23 16:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kickass sign me up....
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-04-23 16:49:41 EDT (#)
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You're the turd that sinks to the bottom in the pool of feces.