Pissing in public- The day my world shook (11645 hits)
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Submitted by sebcharrot (View user info) at 2004-04-23 16:52:33 EDT
There's a certain etiquette involved in taking a piss in a public toilet.
For example, there's all the pretty regular stuff like "Don't Look At Other Guy's Cocks" and "If You Can't Piss In the Urinal At Least Piss Next To It". It's all pretty textbook. But there are more subtle rules, nay, guidelines to freeing your bladder. For example, my school's men's toilet has a large trough for pissing into. The maximum capacity is for three guys to stand right next to each other for the liberation of urine, with no barrier in-between to prevent intruding eyes from perusing amongst the selection of willies.
Thus there is an unwritten rule that goes that only two men may use the trough at the same time, both at opposite ends, pissing into the corner made by the wall and trough, thereby having some sort of privacy. For years this has stood; a concrete pillar standing for the very essence that was the Men's Code of Pissing Conduct (MCPC). Nobody had broken it, nobody had dared.
But what with the downward tread of this dreadful world, it would have to be broken one day, at one time, in one toilet...
That's right, MY fucking toilet.
So there I was, letting my John Thomas do his thing, a fellow pisser at the other end of the piss-pan. We nod our heads in acknowledgement, and a brief buzz of camaraderie passes between us as we both stand proud. Pissing. I lean back and let an audible sigh out: a sign that I am relaxed with the situation. I don't know this guy, but for this moment-this precious, almost sensuous moment- he's my Piss-Buddy.
We hear the door swing and somebody walk in. Tough luck mate, you'll have to wait. But instead of waiting at the queue-spot (just in front of the paper-dispenser) the footsteps continue. Getting closer, I don't want to turn my head. Maybe he's just going to the cubicle. Maybe he's made a mistake. Don't come any closer!
And then it happened. He stepped up onto the raised platform the trough's set in, right in between my Piss-Buddy and I, unzips his fly, casual as you like and starts to empty his bladder. Standing there pissing in the middle space, he even has the fucking gall to start whistling.
"Something's not right," I'm thinking, "He can't be from this school", yet I see the school's logo printed on his jumper, and it sinks in: I was present at the desecration of all that was fair and true. From here on it goes down. It's a slippery slope scenario. We're fucked.
Needless to say I finished up as fast as possible, not even taking that pleasurable couple of seconds revelling in the fact that I could have my bladder completely relaxed and not piss myself. Not when some lunatic, with blatant disregard for the MCPC was standing next to me.
There's an old saying amongst the wise in our school: "Don't piss in the middle."
Think about it.
-seb
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Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-05-19 13:18:36 EDT (#)
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......thanks....Val.....
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-05-18 19:43:01 EDT (#)
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you always were my favorite son
Submitted by ubersucks (user info) at 2004-04-24 12:56:46 EDT (#)
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Gifs too big, but funny.
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-04-24 11:19:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-04-24 11:08:33 EDT (#)
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Guys don't whip it out, but there's no other option other than to walk out with substantially wetter trousers.
Submitted by queensowntalia (user info) at 2004-04-24 01:36:34 EDT (#)
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I don't understand how you guys can just whip it out in front of other guys like that... i for one could not drop trou in front of strange chicks.. hehehe
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-04-23 20:22:09 EDT (#)
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What is the world coming to, dammit?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-23 19:27:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-04-23 19:11:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ohyes (user info) at 2004-04-23 18:00:18 EDT (#)
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One word: ohyes
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:34:47 EDT (#)
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hahahaah another pissing post... PISS BEATS RELIGION
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:17:14 EDT (#)
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hmph.... Good stuff.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:13:44 EDT (#)
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Asshole needs to learn the rules.
Submitted by "D" Man at 2004-04-23 17:04:35 EDT (#)
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Niggah that is Soooo not true!!!
You have to be mistaken if you believe the rule book or toilet gushings...
Anyways, "good effort"
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Piss stories seem to run rampant, but this one had some class. +1 because you were obviously traumatized by the situation.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-23 16:57:06 EDT (#)
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bathroom etiquette is important
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-23 16:54:36 EDT (#)
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Good stuff.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-04-23 16:53:26 EDT (#)
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Oh bollocks i forgot to size it down.
Piss it.