Chaz and the Donger (903 hits)
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Submitted by TripinDayZ (View user info) at 2004-04-23 17:30:02 EDT
This actually happened to me when I was in high school so the details are a little blurry but here goes:
It was sometime in the afternoon and I was headed to the second floor bathroom for my daily routine of a whiz and a smoke. This was the bathroom at the top of the staircase that led to auto mechanics so you were rarely ever bothered by anyone other than an occasional student of the Meineke Undergraduate Program.
I walked into the bathroom and there he was. Charlie.
Charlie was one of about ten or so handicapped people we had at the school. He had been there, rumor has it, for about 8 years. Always ready to give a sweaty high five or crooked thumbs up when the assholes of the school would patronize him, Charlie was in fact a legend.
As quick as I entered the bathroom I tried to exit but it was too late. Charlie, being in mid piss, of course had his pants to his ankles and he swung around with an extended hand and also, and extended penis so huge that I almost choked on my gasp. I mean I swear to dog they sell this thing with a taco supreme at Taco Bell and call it a #2 value meal.
"Hiiiiiiiiii!"
"Hi Charlie" <holy crap I think it just winked at me>
"I go to the fair!"
"You did? Great man, ya bout done there?" <did ya get that at the farm exhibit?>
"I go and see the fair!"
"Yeah I got that buddy, how bout pullin up your pants there?" <that couldn't be natural could it?>
"I go to the fair!"
"Ok well, I need to get back to class"
As I turned to leave he rushed over to me to get a high five, wang wallowing in the wind whilst doing so. I flashed him a thumbs up and I was out the door.
Why would nature bless this man with such an enormous member? This is like having a Ferrari 350 GT and living in a perpetual school zone. Sure you have the equipment to kick ass but you are never gonna get to showcase it! This may lead to many people assuming I am jealous. Not true. I am very happy with my tiny penis and more over, the person whose opinion matters is also. I just wonder what kind of sick sense of humor the pecker picker has.
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Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-04-28 10:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31401
this guy can win races AND hoarde cadbury eggs!! if that's not the definition of "special" i dont know what is!
Submitted by SuperSwank (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-04-24 08:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny stuff.
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-23 20:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Another +1 for taking away my bastardism
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-04-23 20:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by treysee (user info) at 2004-04-23 20:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-04-23 19:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a welcome addition to Ubersite.
Submitted by davidarnaud (user info) at 2004-04-23 18:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent stuff
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-23 18:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-23 18:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
look at john holmes... that was an ugly motherfucker. if it werent for that gigantic magic stick he'd have been one lonley fucker
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-04-23 18:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
actually jay i prolly should have said "as well" instead of "also" huh?
no im not obsessing, honest!
i relinquish your bastardism.
Submitted by SixPk2Go (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! Who says I'm happy about it?!
oops... someone else's pc... hehehehe....
wrong id. Bet "trey" not all that happy about it either!
"tink"
Submitted by SixPk2Go (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! Who says I'm happy about it?!
oops... someone else's pc... hehehehe....
wrong id. Bet "trey" not all that happy about it either!
"tink"
Submitted by SixPk2Go (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! Who says I'm happy about it?!
oops... someone else's pc... hehehehe....
wrong id. Bet "trey" not all that happy about it either!
"tink"
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
for me to read intelligently, first you have to type intelligently. here's your +
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good ol google and their plethera of pics
Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
"stop the retard picture campaign"
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thank you thank you,
and jay you bastard, dont negative me cause you can't read intelligently.
I am very happy with my tiny penis and moreover the person whose opinion matters is also. <-- ALSO HAPPY WITH IT.
not that hard <hehe no pun intended here either>
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+1 because it was funny
-2 for this "...more over, the person whose opinion matters is also." (also what?) you left it hanging man (no pun intended).
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for "pecker picker"
Submitted by GassyGirl72 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard retards are known for Big Schlongs and that crazy retard strength....
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny ass shit my friend.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Why would nature bless this man with such an enormous member? This is like having a Ferrari 350 GT and living in a perpetual school zone. "
Awesome.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-04-23 17:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the suspense is killing me... have a good weekend folks!