fucking fat bastards!!!! (1126 hits)
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Submitted by FlakMonkey (View user info) at 2004-04-24 12:25:31 EDT
hollee shit when will all these fucking fat people die already?
I get so sick and tired of having to jump out of the way with my lithe little athletic body because some huge fleshy jar of lard comes rolling down the aisles in walmart in one of those little carts trying to fucking run me over!
I saw one of those big conversion vans pull up in a handicap space and I thought to myself "okay, so I'm gonna see some frail old man lower a wheelchair from the back and roll into the store"
NOPER!
This big huge fat guy, the kind of fucking fat where rolls of fat from their thigh sags down past their knees in the back, strains to get out of the tiny little 5 foot wide driver's side door in the van, and hobbles straight to one of those little La-Z-Mobiles and drives into the store, undoubtedly to buy sugar and crisco. SINCE WHEN DID BEING A FATASS LARD MUFFIN BECOME AN OFFICIAL DISABILITY??!!!?!?!!?!???!!?!11//22/12!!?!
i mean okay, if there is something REALLY wrong with you like a thyroid problem then sure, okay, you can't help it. but you know what? if you cant put the fucking macdolnalds french fries down then you need to be shot in the head with a bolt gun just like they use in slaughter houses and have your body fat melted and refined as an alternate fuel source.
and DONT give me that shit about how its pschological! When you stop putting things in your mouth and start running on the treadmill a little bit more i'll listen, but until you fat fucking chipminks put forth a little effort, i DEON"T GIVE A SHIT!!!!
you ever see a fat zombie? no, you know why? TEY DONT EAT FUCKING MCDONALDS, THEY EAT FUCKING YOU AND YOUR HARD TO CATCH!!!
so to all the tubby mother fuckers out there: put the burger down!! I'm tired of having to dodge those stupid little carts!!
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-14 20:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unite this.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-14 20:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think fat people attempt to develop a better personalty as a defense mechanism.
If there's a fat guy in your group, odds say he's funny. If he wasn't, he wouldn't be in your group.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-14 19:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Supremebeing (user info) at 2004-04-24 18:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What I saw today would make the women in the picture here look like a porn star. This women was walking down the road with a 1/2 shirt on while her stomach bounced on her knees and her ass bounced off the back of her thighs.
There should be a LAW!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-24 12:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-24 12:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I work at Tim Horton's, and I notice that the really obese people got to their face as well. They wheeze and pant when waddling to the counter, and lean on the fragile display case with their full weight. They also schlobber their order, and order shit heavy on sweets. Maybe they should order from grocery gateway instead?