My Special Friend (608 hits)
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Submitted by Tj <Malachewaii.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-25 01:56:27 EDT
I have a best friend. I'm sure everyone has a best friend.. that one person they'll do anything for, the one person with the coveted 'best' title. I went through most of my life not having any friends, as a combination of looking like "a grown up eddie munster", not to mention my lack of skill when it comes to juggling oranges. Some kids even said I was downright ugly. That's ok, because I knew one day, I would be rewarded with the gift of friendship. Lo and behold, it has happened. I have a friend. He gets the 'best' title, not only because he's my friend.. but because he's my only friend. There's only one problem.. he's a little weird. Not weird like me, in a "reminds you of Mark Hoppus from Blink 182" sort of way.. (Blink sucks, by the way..) but more of a.. weird mannerisms sort of way. He does things that no one else does.. First off, he doesn't talk much, which makes for some boring one-way conversations on my part.. he scratches himself in public, and without saying so, I think he's become quite proud of the fact that he has achieved self-fellatio on many occasions. Another thing he does.. which is quite embarassing I might add.. he.. licks people. Yeah, straight fuckin licks people.. wherever they've got skin exposed, he's at it like a deer on a salt lick. Anyhow.. that's not the worst of it.. sometimes.. he humps people too. God, it's such an embarassment to have to remind him that humping others hasn't yet been placed on the forte of good manners. But, hey.. that's my best friend. Even though he sounds weird to you, I wouldn't trade him for the world. He is my best friend, and his name is Lucky.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-25 12:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I feckin' hate dogs
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2004-04-25 02:57:54 EDT (#)
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yeah.. I took a new pic of him today, maybe I'll post it. He's an awesome dog, really.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-25 02:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, the dog is cute, except for the 'pet cemetary glowing eyes' thing he has going on there.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-25 02:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-25 02:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is a regular thing for people to rip on pictures , even when the person is not ugly. Most of it is jokes. My comment was a joke.....err sort of. C'mon you do look like Eddie Munster with the hair like that.
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2004-04-25 02:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont really gotta widow's peak.. my hair was just falling down like that in the pic. I have more pics, but.. well.. people would puke, and I can't be responsible for something like that..
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-25 02:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh +2 for quoting my comment from your other post with your picture on it.
"a grown up eddie munster"
Sorry it's the widow's peak.
Some people find Eddie Munster quite sexy.
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2004-04-25 02:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks.. one day, I'll be important enough to have human friends..
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-25 02:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexy dog.