Diarhea Stained Cell Phone (648 hits)
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Submitted by Nathan Shitler (View user info) at 2004-04-25 20:27:18 EDT
Beepy boop bop screams the annoying cell phone in mommy's nicotine stained purse. Mommy almost hits car in next lane with her obnoxiously huge SUV. Mommy nervously pushes the greasy cell phone buttons to answer pointless call. Mommy whimpers hello only to hear abusive white trash boyfriend on the other end. Mommy loves her way too expensive cell phone and mommy loves her babies. Mommy isn't married but keeps having babies she can't afford. Mommy's cheap cigarette falls out of her mouth as she puts her useless cell phone away. Mommy almost burn hole in poop stained panties. But mommy burns hole in seat of Eddie Bauer Ford Expedition. Mommy can't figure out how she is going to buy food and diapers for babies but somehow makes her payment for big white trash SUV. Mommy waddles into store to buy more cheap menthol cigarettes. Mommy actually has the nerve to get mad at cocksucker in line talking on cell phone while her cell phone goes off again. Bunch of beeps and bops to some country song she chose herself. Mommy has voice mail and wants to hear. Mommy can't figure out phone because of so many useless overpriced features like camera, games, email, mp3s, and new feature that detects if your phone is diahrea stained. After vomitting all over hood of SUV, mommy thinks she is pregnant again.
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Submitted by sixmilliondots (user info) at 2004-04-26 17:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
um I'd like to know more about the post underneath mine.
Submitted by Me <locofiend.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-04-26 17:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are a stupid son of a bitch and I know you spent the night with Erica. You can't deny it that was your car. See you at work!
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-04-26 11:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent
Submitted by JBOMB (user info) at 2004-04-26 02:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2004-04-26 01:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-25 22:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm positive this had a higher purpose. Maybe a higher porpoise?
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-04-25 22:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF I'M NOT READING ALL OF THAT!
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-04-25 21:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good shit
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-04-25 20:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Meet taylor
Sunday
7:00
Tennis Courts
If weather is good
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-04-25 20:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
White trash poetry. Priceless!
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-04-25 20:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn. Sounds like every fucking woman in Kentucky.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-25 20:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
This post doesn't give me wood, but it's now in my favorites section for easy referencing.
Keep up the good work!