The law of the blowjob (1272 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.78 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by fingerbang <str8pimpin213.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-25 21:50:36 EDT
I saw the masturbation post and thought i'd add a new dimension:
1. When really drunk and having to concentrate to get off when getting head at a party, your cell phone will always go off or people will be banging on the door to make you loose that concentration all hope of blowin your load all over her face.
2. When concentration comes back, cell phone instinctivly rings again
3. Drunk girls don't know when they are using too much teeth
4. If girl swallows, she will immediatly try to kiss you
5. When in 69 postion, nose naturally gets poop on it
thats all i got
User Reviews
Submitted by SuperSwank (user info) at 2004-05-04 17:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Poop on your nose....??
Well that confirms that YOU are obviously the one who doesnt know what he is doing...
Submitted by hero <bob.at.aol.com> at 2004-05-04 17:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
blow the load on her face
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-04-26 11:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Would be funnier if you didn't have to say so much just to say so little.
Submitted by Ymeister19 (user info) at 2004-04-26 11:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man how do you get shit on your nose...you must be doing it wrong
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-04-26 09:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There are five of them. 'Laws'. You're welcome.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-26 09:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
6. You suck
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-26 05:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
7. Whenever you want your dog to lick your balls, you'll always not have enough peanut butter, and have to use mayonaisse.
Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-04-26 05:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
your fucken nose is to long(PINOCIO)
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-26 04:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, 69 doesnt usually get nose pooped.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-25 23:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Could have done much better. B for effort, I say. I also don't believe in rating the poster. I like to rate the post.
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-04-25 22:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't hate
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-04-25 22:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-04-25 22:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahah dont front, youve never gotten a blow job. and rubbin peanut butter on your sack and having your dog lick it off dont count as a BJ, fag. you suck balls.
-BongZilla
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-04-25 22:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Haha. Could have been funnier, but I appreciate the spin-off.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-25 22:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by stacenbass (user info) at 2004-04-25 22:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you'd have to get the girl drunk, I'm sure.
Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2004-04-25 22:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fingerbang you stupid bitch when will you let us live in peace?
Submitted by theMINI at 2004-04-25 21:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh. Don't try.