Milestones and Naked Women. (1171 hits)
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Submitted by Fleet Marshall Badass (View user info) at 2004-04-26 12:01:26 EDT
Right now I'm thinking of two things: milestones and naked women. This is a year for milestones, and it's fucking awesome. Also, it's a year for naked women, because they are fucking awesome. Every year is a year for naked women. Now, I normally think of naked women, so that's not too much of a big thing right now, so let's work on milestones: this year, there are two of the most significant milestones known to man.
The Olympics are finally going back to Athens, and it's about fucking time! I can't believe they haven't done Athens for one of the last three Olympics, for they were fucking epic milestones! Think about it: 1992, the 25th Olympics was held in Barcelona... fucking lame! In '96, the fucking CENTENARY of the modern Olympics, they held it in Georgia of all fucking places! Who the fuck gives an Olympics to bum-fuck nowhere? It's almost as bad as giving the Winter Olympics to Utah! Then, in 2000, the last Olympics of the 3rd Millennium, it went to Sydney... not a bad idea, but still, you could've put it in Melbourne, since it has the highest population of Greeks for any city in the world, including all the Greek ones, except for Athens.
Now, I'm not saying that every time there's a milestone in the Olympics that we send it to Athens, but it shouldn't have taken four milestones in a row to get it back there. If it were up to me, Athens would've ousted Atlanta for the Centenary... but anyway, it's a good thing that finally, after 108 years, we're getting the Olympics back to Athens. There are probably one or two Greeks that can remember the first modern Olympic Games, so it's good to get it back there before they die. Now, for the next great milestone of the year...
20,000 HITS, MOTHERFUCKER!!
This year, at some stage, I will get 20,000 hits. This may be the post that pushes it over the bar. I'm fucking excited! Now, I know there are those of you out there that have already hit the 20, 50, 100, 200, and yes, Bart, even the 300,000 mark (in fact, Bart's pretty close to 400,000 hits; now that's impressive), and you've been here for less time and posted less posts than I have. But guess what kids - I DON'T FUCKING CARE! I'm gonna enjoy my 20,000 hits, and be done with it. Besides, I probably won't hit another milestone, so I'm sucking this one for all it's worth. I've had a lot of fun here, talking about my random drunken fuck-ups and antics (enlightening motherfuckers with my thoughts on God (http://www.ubersite.com/m/28391), and arguing with Razor and others about human rights (http://www.ubersite.com/m/17045). There's more fun to be had in the future, so as I leave, here's a picture of me to photoshop:
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Submitted by none of your bizshits <like hell> at 2004-05-08 07:28:58 EDT (#)
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I WAS RIGHT!! YOU ARE VERY UBERLY UGLY!!! YOU ARE THE UGLIEST AND FATTEST PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN!! YOU PROBABLY HAVE A BEER BELLY TOO!! POOR YOU, THE REASON WHY YOU ARE DREAMING OF NAKED WOMEN IS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY GIRLFRIENDS AT ALL! WOMEN HATE THAT YOU ARE OVERWEIGHT, UNPOPULAR AND UGLY!!!! GOODBYE FUGLY!!!
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-04-28 09:00:51 EDT (#)
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That's right, motherfucker!
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Submitted by Orla (user info) at 2004-04-28 06:35:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-04-27 12:33:39 EDT (#)
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Yeah, hits per post is a big one. I've got roughly 500 hits per post, but of course some posts are hit a lot more than others. That's not too bad for someone as low profile as me.
I reckon the best thign to happen to a lot of people's ratings is UberMadness. That was an awesome idea, and I'm sorry I missed out. Meh.
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-26 16:54:43 EDT (#)
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I'm nearing 10.
Unless I post something completely craptastic and camp out in it, I'm guessing it will probably take 2 more posts.
I've been Übering entirely too long not to have 10k hits. Time to write something.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-26 12:10:14 EDT (#)
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Good luck with that. I'm more worried about hits per post, though.