Asses of Uber: Uber Ass Directory (nsfw) (5981 hits)
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Submitted by Urbane Mischief (View user info) at 2004-04-26 15:00:28 EDT
Loren and Gascs have done the basic faces of uber directories. They were great and very inspiring. I looked at them and thought "bandwagon... I see a bandwagon... must jump on bandwagon". So I did
Except that I'm a really sick bitch.
My sick bitchage steered me in the direction of ugly man ass (with a few lovely femme asses)
Then, I thought that I'd be even bitchier and not label which ass belongs to who. Instead, I have numbered the asses and I will leave a list of participants (in random order) and you'll just have to guess.
oh... and since there were only 2 female uber asses submitted, I grabbed my camera and took a picture of my friend's ass to make it a little harder (and i took a beating for it) So one female ass is not an uber user at all.
I would have more, but some of you didn't get them to me in time.
The following users asses are up here (random order). Have fun guessing
Tom
Hadooken
Sean Fogy
KoolMang
Hidden101
Hamilton aka evilkangaroo
Zod
Bargled
MickGinny
Creepfirebombing
MegaManfre
Polyamorousaj
Urbane Mischief
Hendrixjrr
InsaneTheMind
Kristy Swan
LowSodiumMonkey
ReallyBored
Scott_James
Gascs
ohlookasquirrel
Squattail
User Reviews
Submitted by searock420 (user info) at 2004-08-12 03:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Talk about the good the bad and the ugly
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-05-19 02:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-04-26 18:24:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope 22 and 11 arent men..."
Quit looking at my ass, Manfre!!! :-)
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-01 21:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I should have been featured here.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-05-01 14:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I repeat:
HAR!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-01 13:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so, post them then.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-05-01 13:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Insane, dunno where you heard such rubbish, they're more like a seventeen-year-old's.
Har!
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-05-01 12:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awww...squirrely! you're no fun...plus i already have more uber women in. bad bad squirrely...but sure
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-01 09:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey val? If you're not too far into it already, can I be removed from the second one?
If it's too much trouble, don't worry about it, I feel slightly skankified though haha.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-05-01 07:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd go in for a bra/cleavage directory...
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-01 06:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR! Pooter!
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-30 20:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-30 20:42:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
there is no chance in hell that i'm contributing to a boobie directory
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wuss. I'll submit mine.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-30 20:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have tits like a seventeen year old.
Yeah that's right, I said it.
Sowwy.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-30 20:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there is no chance in hell that i'm contributing to a boobie directory
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-30 19:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
from what I hear, coley has tits like a 16 year old: perfectly perky, and perfect size and shape... i forgot who told me, maybe we will just have to see them posted
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-30 19:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh. Mushroom.
Uh dudes, I mentioned the boobie directory, did I not?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-30 14:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There better be alot more asses from both genders next version, or I'm gonna go all apeshit and knock over furniture and stuff.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-04-30 14:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa.
That's a lot of ass.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-30 14:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Number twenty one is currently nine months too young to give you her phone number.
Submitted by JOHNY BOY NY <JOHNYBOYNY.at.YAHOO.COM> at 2004-04-30 12:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
THATS FUNNY SHIT
UHM CAN I GET NUMBER #21 PHONE NUMBER
Submitted by PinkFuzzyMice (user info) at 2004-04-30 09:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Valerie, you are a sick girl. Is this why you kept minimizing the window whenever Mom came into your room?
and before you even ask, no, I will not bare my ass.
::sigh:: i can't believe I share the same DNA as you
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-04-30 01:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This turned out better than I expected. Next time you're getting a real picture of my ass. I'm #16 by the way. Will the Bush jokes ever stop? ...No.
Werd.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-30 00:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Coley, you sassy bitch.
Want some mushroom?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-30 00:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR!
Just kidding.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-30 00:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Insane, you lie.
That's a girl's ass.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-29 23:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, nice ass !
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-29 22:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a mushroom
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-29 19:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-29 18:29:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:40:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
#7 step up and claim your ass!
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it's me.
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Really?
What's in your hand?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-29 18:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:40:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
#7 step up and claim your ass!
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it's me.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-04-29 15:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's a whole lot of ass, but I couldn't in good heterosexual conscience +2 this.
-Bus
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-29 14:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
Baby move your butt, butt, butt
I think i'll sing it again
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
All night long
Let me see that thong
...just getting ready for version 2....
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#7 step up and claim your ass!
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-29 10:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not telling who 7 is. When I collected the ass pics I swore I wouldn't tell who was who. If the person wants to tell themselves...then that's fine.
sorry, but it was the only way i got some of these pics
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-29 10:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not telling who 7 is. When I collected the ass pics I swore I wouldn't tell who was who. If the person wants to tell themselves...then that's fine.
sorry, but it was the only way i got some of these pics
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-29 02:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, who is 7?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-28 22:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Im 14 at 2004-04-28 19:08:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-26 23:09:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
who's 14!?!?!
all 14 year olds...STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS
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I printed this out, and I masturbate on it every fucking night.
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naughty NAUGHTY boy
Submitted by Im 14 at 2004-04-28 19:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-26 23:09:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
who's 14!?!?!
all 14 year olds...STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS
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I printed this out, and I masturbate on it every fucking night.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-28 19:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a girl's butt?????
damn, whoever he is, im sure he'll be mighty pissed at that one!
come forward and claim your beautiful arse, #7!! Show these hussies what you're made of!!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-28 18:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that really #7 holding his magnificent cock?
I thought it was a girl's butt.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a splendid idea!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
looks like #7 has his cock in his left hand, and come to think of it, boy does that thing look magnificent!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-28 13:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-28 10:35:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think #7 must have sent his ass to EVERYONE...
and I thought I was special!
haha
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Anyone else? :oP
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-28 12:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:07:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
14 is the nicest...
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hehe..William_Q_Percy wants my ass!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I sent my butt last night. You'll all be ble to see the magnificence that is my posterior in two weeks.
Countdown and tremble...
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
14 is the nicest...
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-28 10:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
number 12 is kristy swan
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-28 10:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think #7 must have sent his ass to EVERYONE...
and I thought I was special!
haha
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-04-28 10:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd give you a pic of my ass, but there's a tow truck stuck in it.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-28 07:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By process of elimination number five has to be one of val's random friends.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-04-28 05:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Number 12 has to be Mickginny, i'm right aren't I?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-28 01:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
curiousity has gotten the best of me: who the fuck is number 5???
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-04-28 01:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait a tick....
WHERES MY ASS?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-04-28 01:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Val, why did you edit my picture? I wanted it the way it was...
UBER on one cheek
SITE on the other
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LSM
your ass is watermarked! no fair!
i couldn't resist the monkey with four asses though.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for the record i would like to state that i was the first person to post their own ass on ubersite
http://www.ubersite.com/m/14532
whether that means something or not i don't know
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-27 19:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-26 23:09:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
who's 14!?!?!
all 14 year olds...STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS
new rules...tell me your age before you give me a bare ass shot...i don't want to go to jail for kiddie porn
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Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-26 23:05:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wha? Tom is fifteen if that's what you mean, and he's donned pants. Who's fourteen?
And thong is slut enough haha, maybe next time I get drunk.
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i'm the fourteen year old. i didn't think the picture of my ass was shot for a pornographic purpose, it was shot for a humorous purpose.
And Urbane, i give my word, as the owner of that ass, that that shot is not pornographic in any way.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-27 19:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah number 7, who are you?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-27 18:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I know who #7 is.
What a stud.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-27 17:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No way am I going bare. The thong pic can stay.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-04-27 16:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I own the copyrights to that name! see below, I had that shit tradmarked.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-27 16:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll put out AssMatcher V2.0 in about 2 weeks. Send me your ass pics people. UrbaneMischief.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-04-27 15:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cmon woman, I demand to see thongs and womens smooth, bare ass!
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-04-27 13:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, my bare buttocks are going in v2.0!
I must know who number 7 is!! Not only are you awesome for going completely naked, but you have a damn sexy ass.
:-)
Phoenix
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-27 13:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-04-27 12:11:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have the best ass on this website. I'd show you, but you wouldn't believe it was mine.
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my ass will beat your ass
email them people. i will bare it down to a thong if other women will
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-27 12:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha.... sorry Val, next time I'll get one in. I may have to buy a digital camera just for this.
And RB's was the only one I recognised. I swear he has the most famous uber ass ever. Is that disturbing?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-04-27 12:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have the best ass on this website. I'd show you, but you wouldn't believe it was mine.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-27 11:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it just me or is reallybored's left ass cheek pointy?
I need to stop looking at that picture...
WHAT?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-04-27 11:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-26 18:55:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
i need a shower...sizing all the pictures of ugly man ass has made me feel really really really dirty
oh..and thanks bongzilla.
uber ladies...ya pussies...where are your asses? if the men expose, can't you?
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I dont see YOUR bare ass exposed!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-04-27 00:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Manfre, did you beat it to pic 11? God I hope not.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-04-26 23:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey
how was the party that I missed?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-26 23:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know.
A boobie directory.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-26 23:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
some of those are really disgusting
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-26 23:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who's 14!?!?!
all 14 year olds...STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS
new rules...tell me your age before you give me a bare ass shot...i don't want to go to jail for kiddie porn
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-26 23:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wha? Tom is fifteen if that's what you mean, and he's donned pants. Who's fourteen?
And thong is slut enough haha, maybe next time I get drunk.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-26 22:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
squirrel (i'm to lazy to check the other part), some of the guys on that list, well at least one, has his bare ass on there, and he is 14.
In conclusion, let's see some ass. Nobody's gonna care about a few months. Nobody cares about a few years. And, if i read it right, if you post your's, Urbane will post hers, which may start an influx of posts that will keep the male part of ubersite busy for some months.
In further conclusion, i'll put it simply. I want to see your ass
didn't come out right, did it?
Imagine me saying that in the most gentlemanly way possible
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-26 22:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-26 22:44:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
ladies, ladies, ladies...
whats with all the pants... and panties
us men were brave enough
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nonono, see i was considering baring it..or thonging it...but no way am i going to have my bare ass surrounded by all those man asses (and what's on the other side of the man ass)
some other ladies suck it up...and i will too
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-26 22:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hamilton, some of these ladies wore pants because these ladies were underage.
Sheesh, mine is skank enough as it is haha.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-26 22:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ladies, ladies, ladies...
whats with all the pants... and panties
us men were brave enough
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-04-26 22:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Butts are funny.
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-04-26 22:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's stuff like this that makes you realize how hideous the human male body truly is. Blehhhhh!
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-04-26 22:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dear god thats a lotta ass
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-04-26 22:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I...Love...You!
...almost as much as i love my own ass.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-26 22:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-26 16:10:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Im number 10, fyi.
Id like to point out that my ass is 100% hair-free. Its naturally smooth and does not have any sort of skin related problems. No pimples, no beauty marks, no moles, no nothing. Just a good 13 inches or so of beautiful grade A man-flesh.
Id better stop before you ladies get a little too excited.
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a perfectly hairless, markless, smooth ass? I think the better word is pre-pubescent
and i'm number 8
and it made me laugh when i realized a plus two was 'kicker of all ass'
and thats what this post is
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-04-26 22:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck you, hidden. You know that's me.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-26 21:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-04-26 21:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. Suddenly, "One thumb up" has a whole new meaning.
2. Sorry I didn't meet the deadline, Valerie
3. My ass wouldn't leave much to guessing. (Just think: Tennis ball)
4. Now I'm glad I didn't submit mine, it would have put everyone elses to shame.
And I mean that in the least conceited way.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-04-26 21:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
alright, i'm going to spill the beans. i'm #12.
Submitted by distressedjester (user info) at 2004-04-26 21:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
who is 7?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-26 20:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I definitely recognize a few of these.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-26 20:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if i have it...it's auto included
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-26 20:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Val, do I gotsa send my ass in again? Or will it be auto included in the next one?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-26 19:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hah... yeah, I recognized a few asses right away...!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-04-26 19:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was rather amusing
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-26 18:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i need a shower...sizing all the pictures of ugly man ass has made me feel really really really dirty
oh..and thanks bongzilla.
uber ladies...ya pussies...where are your asses? if the men expose, can't you?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-26 18:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
11 and 22 are both men
and uber assmatcher 2.0 send your ass shots to UrbaneMischief.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-04-26 18:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Urbane you got a nice ass, and I'll definitely be submitted for the Uber AssMatcher 2.0
-BongZilla
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-26 18:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uhhh, i was wrong you did dig around.
damn i have a nice ass!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-26 18:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you could have posted a picture of my ass if you would have dug around a little. i posted one at one point.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-04-26 18:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope 22 and 11 arent men...
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-26 17:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My ass rules
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-26 17:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah well...you suck. I vetod going panties because you didn't. so nyah
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-04-26 17:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ass
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-26 17:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops, that was supposed to say five. It's somewhat more amusing if I meant six though...
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-26 17:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit val, I suck. I thought you were number six. Oh well, there go all my dreams of being the ass guessing genius.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-26 17:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-26 16:10:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Im number 10, fyi.
Id like to point out that my ass is 100% hair-free. Its naturally smooth and does not have any sort of skin related problems. No pimples, no beauty marks, no moles, no nothing. Just a good 13 inches or so of beautiful grade A man-flesh.
Id better stop before you ladies get a little too excited.
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mine is WAY better than yours....except my idiot friend giving my ass a thumbs up
Submitted by Bargled <not logged in> at 2004-04-26 16:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm at school right now...looking at your asses...
I'll guess later tonight after tennis practice.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-26 16:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You people are seriously fucked up.
I cant stop staring at Koolmangs ass.
WHAT?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-04-26 16:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-26 16:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I recognized Tom, reallybored, and hadooken right away. Possibly val. After that it's a gamble...
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-26 16:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im number 10, fyi.
Id like to point out that my ass is 100% hair-free. Its naturally smooth and does not have any sort of skin related problems. No pimples, no beauty marks, no moles, no nothing. Just a good 13 inches or so of beautiful grade A man-flesh.
Id better stop before you ladies get a little too excited.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-04-26 16:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I recognized Reallybored's ass right away.
What?
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-26 16:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still say me and val win, because you know, we aren't hairy men.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-26 16:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, all us guys need our asses waxed...I mean...dayum.
Submitted by Reallybored <notlogginin> at 2004-04-26 16:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn mine looks pretty good compared to the crowd. Some hairy fucks out there...
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-04-26 16:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm number 19!!! My ass looks like a face!!!!
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm guessing aj is number twenty one.
HA!!!!
::runs away::
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for totally disturbing me.
I know lowsodiummonkey has submitted his ass.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A thing of beauty.
I'm going to submit my butt for next time.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristen...send it anyway...i'll make V2.0 once i've collected more
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gah. I was gonna send you mine but you posted this too quickly.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Asses of Uber: Uber Ass Directory (nsfw) (1 hits)
Well aren't YOU little miss popular?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Asses of Uber: Uber Ass Directory (nsfw) (1 hits)
omg u hit whore
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Asses of Uber: Uber Ass Directory (nsfw) (1 hits)
Most viewed post here we come!
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:20:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
why
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as i said...I'm a sick bitch
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good thing i'm eating lunch right now.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can kinda see my gooch, I made it that way, bitches ;)
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm number 6. Seriously.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would have submitted my ass but no one wanted to take a picture of it for me
-Turtle
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is disgusting.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great, now I have to clean my cum guard.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-26 15:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't give that much man ass anything more than a 0.