Hitwhoring for dumbasses (Insert random obscenities/title of a pornographic nature) (11334 hits)
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Submitted by Stealthy Capibara <typed 'IDCLIP'> (View user info) at 2004-04-26 20:27:43 EDT
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Today I went to school and I was packing heat. Oh fuck yeah. I was so sexy that I managed to change my used car's oil. I don't use Penzoil, I use Castrol. So anyway, I was surfing the following sites on the computer lab, against the rules: ubersite (ubersite.com); Maddox (maddox.xmission.com); Bored at work (boredatwork.com); some song lyrics, including 50 Cent, Eminem, Saliva, Disturbed, Britney Spears and some more (Tupac and Biggie da pimps); and also some faces of deformed people and animals. I couldn't get into some, so I had to hack the computer by cracking the admin account. Hacking the admin accout is fun. I like fun things. So anyway I was sitting in school, hearing the bitch bitchy teacher moan while masturbating to Orlando Bloom and Rosie O'Donnel when she caught me looking up an anti-feminist post on Maddox. Actually I think I had moved onto trying to buy anti-vegetarian merchandising. Merchandise from Maddox rules. So the bitch runs up, but her blubber prevents her from rising in her seat. She's a fatass and her fat restrains her to her desk. She should go on the Adkins or Atkins diet, or the South Beach diet or go see Doctor Phil. Anyway, this fatass finally got up as I shut down my computer and ran out. She started running, but she was masturbating so her pants or panties got caught in her legs and she fell. Simutaneously, Richter scales worldwide were recording a devastating earthquake around the Wisconsin area. Back in Southern Wisconsin, the fatass gave up and levitated using her enourmous flatulence powers, thanks to her entrée of beans she had for breakfast, mid-lunch, a snack, and lunch. She was eating a burrito as I ran out, actually, probably to give her more fart fuel. Then I ran outside, I was in another class, out of the fatass's range of sight, and she stomped across teh halls looking for me. I crawled out a window James Bond style, or maybe Mission Impossible. As I landed on the ground, I took out a bottle of alcohol, more specifically Absolut Vodka, and drank it in one gulp. I'd need that for the party going on tonight. I was about to score big time with hot blonde bimbo with big titties. Hooters are good. Boobs. Boobies were on my mind then. Just then, somehow the fatass ran around the school...no she was farting again...and was catching up to me. So I called my pussy I mean posse and they drove up and ran over the fatass, leaving grease marks on the tires, but I jumped in and rode off toward the animal house.
It isn't so hard, now is it? You can also add in some camwhoring, but I don't feel like it. Or do I?
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-08 04:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*tear*
Submitted by dirtygook. (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CHING CHONG TING TONG BING BONG LONG WANG TISSUE BOX!
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-29 21:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not the music I listen to, retardo, its just the music that gets the most hits. It obviously worked well, too.
Submitted by mr.awesome (user info) at 2004-08-29 01:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
50 Cent, Eminem, Saliva, Disturbed, Britney Spears - it's like a list of music that I hate!
Submitted by PennyPistolHead at 2004-08-25 05:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Beavis is that you? I think you need to smoke a little pot- it'll take the edge off.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-24 02:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
it was kinda funny.. a little bit dumb though.
but it was entertaining! and thats all tha treally matters.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-23 04:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel more stupider for having read this.
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-18 17:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is dumb. It wasn't written by a chick with a big ass by any chance, was it?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How could Loren review this post but not her own love post?!
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Submitted by l-ryd (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good.............very good!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hitwhoring for dumbasses (Insert random obscenities/title of a pornographic nature) (2001 hits)
That's right, bitches.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bump.
Submitted by ishouldbeworkingwhilstatwork (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-04-27 17:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Darling: I call upon General Anthony Cecil Hogmany Melchett.
George: Clever, clever!
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-04-27 05:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You just summed it up nicely.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-04-26 22:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks. I feel so proud of myself, I'm giving myself a +2, though it doesn't count for anything. I actually laughed at my own post more than anything else. Just kidding. It was meant to get more hits than good ratings...but I sort of changed my plan.
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-04-26 22:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
thanks for the smirk.
Submitted by wse_jack (user info) at 2004-04-26 20:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty fuckin funny
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-26 20:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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