Lost for Words (670 hits)
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Submitted by cat_head (View user info) at 2004-04-27 05:43:32 EDT
You know how some things you feel so strongly about that you can't find words to fully express it?
Here are a few of mine. Sorry my US chums - some of these you won't get (now you know how I feel when watching Friends and they talk about "Erkle"):
How awesome a singer Axl Rose is.
How much of an utter cunt Shane Richie is.
How funny Butthead's voice is.
How limp-wristed and shit The Thrills are.
How foxy Lorraine Kelly is (yes I am sick).
How much manufactured pop bands are a bunch of cunts.
How much bananas are the rulingest fruit.
How cool BMW X5's are.
How awesome beer and wine are.
So there you go. You can use this revealing information about me to tell me how much of a dick I am, or how much I own all.
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Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-27 11:12:57 EDT (#)
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The title of this post is exactly what I felt like after I read it. Whoever taught you how to use a computer should go chase tennis balls on the freeway with you.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-04-27 10:53:43 EDT (#)
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Hey look! A train wreck post!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-27 10:34:37 EDT (#)
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How much irony this comment I found has.
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-03-19 06:07:47 (#)
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What is it like to have no wit or soul?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-27 10:18:24 EDT (#)
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death is inevitable
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-27 07:07:56 EDT (#)
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oh dear.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-04-27 06:25:06 EDT (#)
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How strange it feels to cross your first two fingers, then tap the middle finger, which feels like it should be your first finger, on the desk... which I wish I'd done instead of reading this...
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-27 05:58:05 EDT (#)
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How much it means to me to give you a -2
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-04-27 05:50:34 EDT (#)
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Ha ha!! I love this site.
(It's OK - I know that you secretly think I am truly awesome, but you just can't say it here).
Submitted by JBOMB (user info) at 2004-04-27 05:45:51 EDT (#)
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How much of a dick you are