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Movies that changed my life : The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon (1336 hits)

Category: Movies & TV

Rating: 2 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Ultimate Male (View user info) at 2004-04-27 11:57:42 EDT


The second installment in the series of movies that changed my life forever : The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon. This movie stars legendary actor Tony Danza in the role he was born to play, a garbage man who develops incredible leg strength by kicking a lever on his garbage truck. Of course the premise of this story as with most other Disney live action movies is stupid and pointless to most people but if you allow yourself to enjoy it, you'll find yourself aroused, entertained and a better person when it's all said and done.

Danza's character of course sucks at first like all kickers do and then becomes good later when it counts. This is an incredible story of the triumph of the human spirit and how if you are a garbage man then you are fit to play in the NFL. The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon teaches us that you don't need years of training, just a strong leg and a bad accent and you too can play for the Eagles. I'm sure Eagles fans are embarassed at this movie but what they don't realize is that it gave hope to garbagemen everywhere that their field goal kicking dreams were not far fetched.

Things I learned from this movie -

You don't need to be in shape to play in the NFL.
The City Of Philadelphia can't afford to fix their garbage trucks.
All Philadelphia garbage men have super abilities.
Garbage men in general probably all have hidden super powers.
Tony Danza was robbed of an oscar for this breakthrough performance.
The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon was a best picture canidate.
As long as you say "Gee coach, I tried." you'll be fine.
Chris Berman can't act, even when casted as "Himself".
Alyssa Milano from 'Who's the boss?' is hot.


Coming tomorrow: The next in the series of movies that changed my life : Short Circuit 2.



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Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-06-07 05:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man, I thought I was the only one who saw that movie.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by davidarnaud (user info) at 2004-04-28 03:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good job bro

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-04-27 15:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i thought you made the movie up.
+2

Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-04-27 15:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

flase, not flash, my bad.

Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-04-27 15:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Razor dont be mad because he didn't want to go to Balitmore, I wouldn't want to play on the same team as a murderer or a coke hound.

+2 for the Eagles! WOoo Rizzo knows whats up! (I just got a new Dawkins jersey)
+2 For Alyssa Milano because she is my future ex-wife
-2 because movies that fill kids with a flash sense of hope can wash my nuts.

-BongZilla

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-27 14:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I agree with domenad, that line about garbage men being fit to play in the NFL cracked me up. I'd +2 it anyway just because I can't believe this is an actual movie.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-27 13:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to see this movie very very badly.

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-27 13:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"This is an incredible story of the triumph of the human spirit and how if you are a garbage man then you are fit to play in the NFL."

Absolutely top drawer comedy.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-27 13:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I really like this series. Keep it up!

Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-04-27 12:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God help me, I have never even heard of that movie. But now I feel the intense need to go out and rent it.


Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-04-27 12:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tony Danza only went to the Eagles because the Jets cut him...


Submitted by Goldeneyes (user info) at 2004-04-27 12:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-04-27 12:11:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

If only they would make a sequel to this film:

The Piece of Trash that landed in Philadelphia

starring Terrell Owens

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+2 to the above comment

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-04-27 12:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If only they would make a sequel to this film:

The Piece of Trash that landed in Philadelphia

starring Terrell Owens

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-27 12:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCK THE EAGLES! GO BEARS WOO!!!

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-04-27 12:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Go fuck yourself Poly! Birds all the way baby!

WOOO GO BIRDS WOOOOOOO!

+2

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-27 12:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes! Fucking Eagles, their whole team is garbage.


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