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Beer Shits (633 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.42 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by fingerbang <str8pimpin213.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-27 16:11:13 EDT

The best part about getting drunk is waking up the next morning and literaly having a volcanic eruption and spraying the back of the toilet in shit for all the roomates to see.

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm currently drunk and the great thing about it its that I've just fucked a girl doggy style and kicked her out of my appartment without any remorse.

I'm not into shit and such...sorry buddy.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-27 18:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.

Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.

Homer: Why you little -- !

Like Father Like Clown

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-27 18:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i thought i told you to go fuck yourself?

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-27 18:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Damn, WillZone, ya beat me to it!

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-04-27 17:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is the posting equivalent of a beer shit. Congrats.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-04-27 16:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/31536

Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-04-27 16:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You shit with your roomates watching?
Frat boy?

I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what
about those really smart ones who live among us who rollerskate and smoke
cigars?

-- Homer Simpson, on Heaven
The Telltale Head