So I wear bacon strips on my head... (599 hits)
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Submitted by Thor (View user info) at 2004-04-27 17:41:26 EDT
I don't understand what is wrong with the middle-east? I just want to practice my religion openly.
As a porc worshipper, I wear a turban made of bacon. Everytime I go out in public with my baconhaab, I get angry looks or disgusted looks. People don't want to be in contact with me or that I touch anything. I even have to run for my life most of the time.
I tought arabs and jews were tolerant.
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Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-04-28 19:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Consider diving into a tank of starved pirhanas with your bacon-turban on.
-2.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-04-28 18:57:57 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/31164#504854
whooo someone's got their panties in a twist. did i really hurt your feelings that much by pointing out that you'd misspelled "pork"? ...or I guess misspelled it in the English language.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:19:47 EDT (#)
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Go all to hell
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:51:21 EDT (#)
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The real Thor must really be refraining himself from not descending to earth and stabbing you with his 3 feet wide sword.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:12:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-04-27 19:52:57 EDT (#)
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Forgot to mention this was an reply to "So am muslim".
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31497
Maybe this context will help some of you understand my point of view. I realize that without having read that post, mine does not make any sense.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-04-27 19:44:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-04-27 18:52:35 EDT (#)
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So, only insults... none backed up by disagreement on any statements I made or arguments of any kind. I am just an idiot for expressing an opinion that is not "politicaly correct" using an allegory.
Why don't you try to prove me wrong or educate me for a change?
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-04-27 18:51:05 EDT (#)
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You taught arabs and jews to be tolerant? Bad...
-2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-04-27 18:48:48 EDT (#)
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CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON THE -2 AWARD! Be proud. :)
Submitted by space_cowboy (user info) at 2004-04-27 18:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
get a life and write something with a little thought involved
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-27 18:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and I thought Futt Bucker was just a new rendition of Butt Fucker, didn't know it was your name....
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-04-27 18:21:05 EDT (#)
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This could have been funny if you put some effort into it
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-04-27 18:16:28 EDT (#)
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-2 for mentioning sand niggers.
+1 for bacon.
Submitted by cf7 at 2004-04-27 18:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA. the bacon used for the turban is it one long strip or a bunch of short ones?
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-04-27 18:11:53 EDT (#)
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So, irony and sarcasms against a muslim that complains he is rejected because of his religious wear is prohibited now. I am a bad person because of that.
The truth is that I am surrounded by muslims, some wearing traditional muslim garbs, and others not. I am never hostile with them, and I don't oppress them... I even take their kids to the park with mine. It's true most of them are not terrorists, religious fanatics or bad persons.
But whenever I see someone advertising their religion, whatever it is, I feel distrust towards them and I am sure that they will be the first to reject me because I do not share their views even though we share the same basic ethical principles.
I don't like religious fanatics of any kind.
I think its innapropriate to advertise your religion while exercising your work.
I think it is silly to blame others for their prejudice, because we all have them. How do you feel when you see a group of skinheads with the svastika tattooed on their forehead?
If he wanted to fight the prejudice against muslims wearing traditional garbs, he should campaign against terrorism publicly, try to moderate other muslim in their hatred of the american lifestyle and the USA, try to support the peace process with Israel, stuff like that, not bitch and moan because people don't like a hat that represents an ideology that spawns terrorists.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-27 18:07:24 EDT (#)
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Let's play 'spot the asshat'!
I win!
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-04-27 17:51:51 EDT (#)
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Pork is derived from porcine, which indeed has a 'c'.
I've often wondered about why people have certain religious freedoms but if an individual wants to exercise his own personal freedoms he's not allowed. What makes the fact that there is more than one idiot believing in something more valid?
Even a minority of one can be right.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-04-27 17:46:36 EDT (#)
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sorry for the pork mispelling. I spelled it in french, my first language. I did not know you had a broom up your ass. You did not seem so anal when I read your posts.
Submitted by Cornucopia (user info) at 2004-04-27 17:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Buddy. You suck at LIFE! And I'm not talking about the board game!
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-27 17:44:46 EDT (#)
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For reading the title of this post and clicking on it's link, I give myself a -2.
For you posting this runny brown river of shit you call a post, I give you a shotgun. Use it well.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-04-27 17:42:26 EDT (#)
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It's not sad that you don't know how to spell pork. It's just pathetic.