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Category: UberMadness!Rating: -0.31 on 89 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Uber Madness 2004 (View user info) at 2004-04-27 21:27:17 EDT
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Entry 1
(10 bytes) [text/uberhtml]- VS -
Entry 2
Where is he now?
Entry 1:
Bigmike
bob
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar
Caulaincourt
Chronic
DraconianKing
fell-8-me
Ganglion
hcp28
Heimdallsman
humor_me
Insanethemind
JohnGalt
Kristen
loki
My_dixie_wrecked
mystiamoon
polyamorousaj
pyromax
QueenAshlee
satchel
Scott_James
Sideburns
Trout
ugaly
youarsoghey
Zeccs
23 eligible votes (27 total) *
Entry 2:
bart
BLITZKREIG_BOB
domenad
drink_DDT
Fabish
fionavar
firefly
griffsrgr8
Herpes
Kaelic
Method
ohlookasquirrel
potatomanjack
PWNstar
Razor
SausageKing
Titinita
tmofw
17 eligible votes (18 total) *
* Eligible votes are those made by users who had either (A) posted 3+ messages OR (B) written 100+ [lowered from 750+] reviews as of the beginning of the UberMadness! competition.
User Reviews
Submitted by UltraJesus4000 (user info) at 2004-09-10 17:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-30 22:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JohnGalt41 (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:46:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF! I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!
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sniffle... they grow up so fast...
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-04-30 04:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:07:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:39:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
not qute forgotten http://www.wayofthemaster.com
There was no call for that. I'm suing you for emotional distress. What the fuck was that shit? I've been sitting here in cationic shock that pissed me off so bad.
Don't click on that link. It's worse than the naked old people of those hairy asses that Otter put on here.
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Hahahah...I'm glad people enjoyed that link. Found it on the cruel site of the day.
I failed that goddam god quiz big time (1 for 10, just have't murdered anyone yet). I'm goin to hell. Lookin forward to it though. No jesus freaks there.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-04-29 05:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously, that is fucking funny. If there was an actual story for post 1, the I probably would have still voted for post 2. Only I didn't vote.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-04-28 07:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drink I love you.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-04-28 02:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That site is the funniest thing EVER.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-28 00:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For my next post in Madness I'm going to post a picture of Alan Thicke.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-04-28 00:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck kirk cameron
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apparently I have broken every commandment. See you all in hell guys!
Submitted by My_dixie_wrecked (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The forfeit was better.
Submitted by tmofw (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Chronic (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I had to give the post a +1 after visiting that site; it was one of the most fucking funniest things I've seen in a while. The fact that it's not intentionally funny makes it even better.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was what that site gave me after I took their 'did you break the ten commandment's quiz'. Wow. They are crazy.
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Does the fact that you have sinned against God scare you? It should.
You have actually angered Him by your sin.
The Bible says His wrath abides on you, that you are an "enemy of God in your mind through wicked works."
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Submitted by Chronic (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Terrible.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am lusting for Kirks bod right now. Its worth spending all eternity in the "abode of the dead".
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, that site is just ... wow. I read almost the entire thing. It's just fascinating. It's like a brief glimpse into a completely alien culture.
I'm disappointed there aren't more Kirk Cameron anecdotes about growing up on a sitcom and all the lines of coke he snorted off the tit's of underage girls while he was humping them until he became "saved". What a disappointment. And now the dude has five kids and runs around trying to convince everyone they're going to hell. Way to blow it, Kirk.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wha?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apparently, I, too, am going to hell. Eh. Shit happens.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw, come on loki and razor, that entire site is a punch line.
Not intentionally, but really, inviting a blind man about to fall off a cliff to my nonconfrontational BBQ?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
loki... like I said, i totally was waiting for the punch line... and I was like "wow, kirk has a good sense of humor to do this joke site"... and then I realized the awful, awful truth... but not until Kirk told me personally how I was going to hell.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:05:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that if entry one wins we should give the spot to Nobb.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO! THIS LINK IS HILARIOUS!
ohlookasquirrel (10:05:01 PM): Im taking the "love test"
polyamorousguyaj (10:05:07 PM): haha
ohlookasquirrel (10:06:43 PM): "if you saw a blind man walking towards a one thousand foot cliff, you would immediatly:"
ohlookasquirrel (10:06:49 PM): 1. offer him your favorite christian cd
ohlookasquirrel (10:07:02 PM): 2. invite him to your house for a nonconfrontational bbq the following weekend
ohlookasquirrel (10:07:07 PM): 3. suggest a more fulfilling walk
ohlookasquirrel (10:07:15 PM): 4. warn him about the cliff
polyamorousguyaj (10:07:25 PM): PUSH HIM!
polyamorousguyaj (10:07:36 PM): Are those the only 4?
ohlookasquirrel (10:07:46 PM): yeah
polyamorousguyaj (10:07:58 PM): If so, then I go with Number 4
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:39:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
not qute forgotten http://www.wayofthemaster.com
There was no call for that. I'm suing you for emotional distress. What the fuck was that shit? I've been sitting here in cationic shock that pissed me off so bad.
Don't click on that link. It's worse than the naked old people of those hairy asses that Otter put on here.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My leave of absence was ill-timed. My apologies.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that if entry one wins we should give the spot to Nobb.
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by humor_me (user info) at 2004-04-27 23:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I vote for the first entry, because the 2nd one just pissed me off.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok well... in the event that the forfeit wins, the loser of "What Happened Next" gets moved into the next round in place of post #2, for reasons that I will explain fully in the event that it comes to pass...
By the way, for the record, post 2 brought tears to my eyes it was so damn funny.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kirk Cameron is now an evangelical Christian.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:54:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ashlee - Or maybe one of our posters had finals this week and tried to go out with a laugh, and his opponent is missing in action and hasn't responded to my email.
To be fair, due to the anonimty which is the basis of the whole contest, I'd really have no way of knowing what circumstances the poster was dealing with. In my peronal opinion, we're supposed to look at this as all things being equal, meaning that both people had the same amount of time to do their posts (which, from an uber POV, they did, if not from a real life one), which, to me, makes this post look lazy.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just spent like 10 minutes on that website waiting for the punch line... then I realized it was serious.
I even took their bloody GOD DAMN (yeah that's right, I just blasphemed) ten commandments quiz.
I was 1-9. At least I've never murdered anyone.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I VOTE FOR ENTRY ONE!!! NUMBER 2 SUCKED!!!
This is the second uber entry that the forfeit was better than the actual entry.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
at least Entry 1 had the decency of not sucking
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those sassy suspenders have been replaced with a bible. He went all jesus freak.
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not qute forgotten http://www.wayofthemaster.com
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, I am not missing a sense of humor either.
This is fucking hilarious.
Submitted by pyromax (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is really sad when a forfeit is better than an actual post.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT SO HORRIBLY AMUSING!!!
OH THE HAIR!
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Entry 1 should win, 2 just sucked.
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
blech
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
damn -2 to both
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the shit
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BULLSHIT!!!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I want entry one to win.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
VOTE ON ALL THE OTHER ENTRIES TOO PEOPLE!!!
And yes, thats DJ's real life brother. He works at Bennigans now.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-27 22:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
John Galt is one funny motherfucker
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JohnGalt41 (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:55:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not a lacking sense of humor, Method. Kirk Cameron is the greatest actor of all time and I don't appreciate people making fun of him. Just because his sister had that huge role as DJ Tanner everyone forgot about him. It isn't fair.
Ok, now thats funny! hahahahahaha
Was that really Kirk's sister?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JohnGalt41 (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:46:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF! I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!
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He learned that too quickly.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not a lacking sense of humor, Method. Kirk Cameron is the greatest actor of all time and I don't appreciate people making fun of him. Just because his sister had that huge role as DJ Tanner everyone forgot about him. It isn't fair.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ashlee - Or maybe one of our posters had finals this week and tried to go out with a laugh, and his opponent is missing in action and hasn't responded to my email.
Submitted by fionavar (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You people have no sense of humor.
That, or I'm really immature.
Submitted by fionavar (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stewie voice:
"Ooooh, what a literary masterpiece! My ears tingle, awaiting the eloquence of your prose! Do, I beseech you, honour me with more of your exquisite wit!"
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF! I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know razor. I didn't see it as funny, I saw it as lazy.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why does Kirk Cameron wear suspenders?
To keep his pants up! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The suspenders are pretty sexy, though.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kirk Cameron is absolutely dreamy.
Submitted by Ganglion (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But somehow it was stil better than voting for the other entry.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Isn't voting over for this round? And I thought that there were only 8 left?
Cute, by the way, very cute. But no +2 for you. Don't want to encourage any more stupid picture posts that get all the attention when my stupid posts don't, dammit.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no way am i voting for Kirk Cameron.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh come on... why can nobody see how fucking funny this is?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Post #2 had absolutely no time or effort put into it. I'd rather have seen a double forfeit.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking Weak
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ass.
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A forfeit is hard to lose to
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Amazing
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is this shit?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to vote for 1, but 2 made me laugh like an idiot.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-04-27 21:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok how fucking awesome is it that a picture is going to win?
ESPECIALLY THAT PICTURE.