Review This Fuckwit! (1400 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.16 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fleet Marshall Badass (View user info) at 2004-04-28 06:40:57 EDT
DISCLAIMER: I realised that some people write some really shitty posts. But some people write really, really shitty reviews. Like this review of my "Why Australia is better than America" post (http://www.ubersite.com/m/17292):
Submitted by mermaidnz (user info) at 2004-04-28 05:46:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
cos im from the gold coast ..... should minus a poi n tho, cos new zealand is better then australia
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This is for all those shitty reviewers.
Welcome, fuckwit. If you've come here because you reviewed a post of mine really, really badly, and I replied with your review and the link to this page:
Congratulations! You're shit!
Don't review my posts again, ever.
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-04-29 13:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All your bad review posts are belong to me. lolMAO!!!111111
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-04-29 13:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-04-28 10:37:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
this is unrelated, but i thought this might amuse you:
i was in the pre-admission clinic at hospital in preparation for the knife being taken to farmer giles.
the doc (who had just had his digit up my arse) was going through the routine for me in advance: "so you will have a fleet enema in the morning when you arrive and then blah blah blah...."
the words fleet enema took me by suprise.
"what do you mean by FLEET enema" i blurted out.
the doc explained that Fleet was a commercial brand of enema.
i was on the verge of saying something like "ha ha, that's funny doc becuase the reason i ask is on this internet forum i visit there is a person who uses the name "fleet enema badass" and i had always assumed his name was some kind of rather creative play on "fleet admiral" or something. i had no idea it was an enema brand name, ha ha ha"
but THANK GOD i kept quite.
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HA! That's fucking zang! I'm totally gonna order a bottle of that par avion... I don't think we've got it in Oz.
Stiil, I maintain that he was my stalker.
Badass.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-04-28 10:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is unrelated, but i thought this might amuse you:
i was in the pre-admission clinic at hospital in preparation for the knife being taken to farmer giles.
the doc (who had just had his digit up my arse) was going through the routine for me in advance: "so you will have a fleet enema in the morning when you arrive and then blah blah blah...."
the words fleet enema took me by suprise.
"what do you mean by FLEET enema" i blurted out.
the doc explained that Fleet was a commercial brand of enema.
i was on the verge of saying something like "ha ha, that's funny doc becuase the reason i ask is on this internet forum i visit there is a person who uses the name "fleet enema badass" and i had always assumed his name was some kind of rather creative play on "fleet admiral" or something. i had no idea it was an enema brand name, ha ha ha"
but THANK GOD i kept quite.
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-28 10:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think you're onto something...maybe someone should start a list of the worst reviews ever written. That would be almost as funny as the -2 list.
Make sure you include a hot female ass when you do it tho. Hairy asses in the morning tend to scare me.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-28 09:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't worry about it, the only other post of yours I reviewed was that one where you shamelessly plagiarized Chris Rock. http://www.ubersite.com/m/29734
Badass
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-04-28 08:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-28 07:18:42 (#)
Ranking: 1
The Australian Mens Olympic Swimteam = hot
Jim Thorpe...mmmmmm
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Jim Thorpe? http://www.ubersite.com/m/31590
Badass.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-28 07:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The Australian Mens Olympic Swimteam = hot
Jim Thorpe...mmmmmm
Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2004-04-28 06:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for being angry, and likening someones opinion to your arse.
-1 for it being a man's arse.
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-04-28 06:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not my arse.
Badass.