instances of being being a spaz (561 hits)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (View user info) at 2004-04-28 11:11:30 EDT
I suppose everyone has a mulit-faceted personality, to some extent. I happen to be bi-polar in a feminine sort of way... (it's called PMDD, which means I'm prone to great bouts of depression for two weeks out of the month, and I have the other two weeks where I'm a bit excitable and spastic).
Fortunately, I take medication for this, which cuts down on my "bad weeks". Normally (aka: unmedicated) on a bad week, I'm borderline suicidal, prone to laying around the house sobbing for no reason, and just overall annoyingly incompetent at handling my life. I've dumped TONS of boyfriends during my "bad weeks"... I've lost jobs... I've -2ed my way through tons of Uber Posts... yeah, anyway. Since I now take Zolft half the month, I don't have this problem. Instead I turn into a calm, adle-brained pasifict. Nothing makes me mad, nothing depresses me, but.. also, nothing is exciting or interesting. While I'm on Zoloft my brain does this, "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".
Then when my (watch out guys, here it comes...) period starts, I stop taking the Zoloft, and I'm myself again.
By 'myself', I mean, I am a spaz.
As a whole, I'm a pretty outgoing, talkative, jovial type person. I laugh loud, I jokingly hit people (because I get excited and my arms start flapping as much as my mouth), I act out stories... I'm pretty, well... for lack of a better word... I'll say "spastic" one more time.
This includes carrying a hacky-sack around work and throwing it at co-workers when they aren't looking... it includes getting so excited about stuff that I call people, and start yelling stories or ideas at them... "corinne, haha, calm down, what?"...
I also tend to write rambling posts on uber... right?
I also blush a LOT. Just two weeks out of the month I turn into a blusher. I feel it... my face gets hot, then I look at the person I'm talking to, and they start to grin... "awww, you're blushing ha ha ha ".
Yeah, go to hell, I know I'm blushing.
I blush for no reason. I was talking to a customer about her horse the other day... I could tell I was blushing. I have no idea why.
I think most girls talk about their emotions with utter abandon... "oh, I like you sooo much!" and various things of that nature. I can NOT do that comfortably, it makes me blush.
If someone shakes my hand- I blush... even worse, if they KISS my hand, I'll blush and do a stupid girly giggle... argh!
What the hell was I going to post about?
Oh, right.
So, hah... other things I do... I swear, I rush through life and it turns me into a clutz. I'm not normally a clumsy person. Or, well, I don't consider myself clumsy. My best friend- she's clumsy. If there is a glass of water near her, it WILL be knocked over. Her boyfriend and I have learned to move everything out of her reach- similar to what people do with toddlers. SHE'S a clutz. Inevitably she'll set her eye-glasses on the floor, and step on them. She'll cut herself while trying to trip her nails... she'll poke her eye out while plucking her brows...
Dammit. I'm rambling.
Anyway, I'M not like that. My clumsiness has to do with walking. Walking into things. Tripping over nothing. Running into people.
Just last week, there was a customer looking at some stuff on a display (I work at Best Buy, remember), and I went up to do my greeting... "Hi!!!... oh my gooooooood oh god oh goooaahhhh" how did I manage to run into the goddamn display? I wasn't RUNNING, I wasn't blind... I was walking normally... and I crash into a fucking display. I blush, I start sweating, and I chuckle... they act as if nothing happened... totally ignoring my little girly pleads for gods mercy as I was tumbling through a Best Buy display... "Do you have Tetris?" they ask.
Also, at work... I'm walking towards a co-worker... he's about 20 feet away, facing me... and I trip. I trip over the floor. I plummet 20 feet and crash right into Ole Boy. I knocked both of us down.
Walking my dog... he sees a squirrel. He takes off running towards said squirrel. Normal people would let go of the leash, knowing their dog is good, and will come back when called. Not me. I hold on for dear life, and get dragged across the courtyard on my ass for a good 100 feet... I still have bruises and grass stains to prove it. I yelled at the dog, too. I don't think he understood.
Oh, it's my birthday!
The End.
my dog is the shiz-nit, bitches.
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Submitted by Mag <feckoff945.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-05-27 12:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-29 06:28:15 EDT (#)
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HAHA Herpes just pointed out my typo in the title.
haha I am a spaz!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-28 14:58:17 (#)
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Happy Bday and don't forget mine next monday!
________
Yeah, okay! And don't forget that Hairsphincter has the same birthday! and then like a week later is SpikeGoddess!
GODDAMMIT PEOPLE WILL I NOT BE ABLE TO WISH ANY OF YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY WITHOUT YOU BRINGING IT UP FIRST?
*Sobs*
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:59:32 EDT (#)
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Herp, just click that link I posted for Jay... the picture of "me"... you can pitch a tent to that!
Want some... uh, hot-dogs? Oh wait...
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:58:03 EDT (#)
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Camping is fun!
(and if there was a picture of a chick instead of a dog in this post, I'd make a smartassed and ambiguous "I'm pitching a tent" comment)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:43:30 EDT (#)
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I'm the one in the back... with the look of surprise on my face.
Okay, I'm going to quit camping on my post before herpes blows a fucking gasket and yells at me.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:36:07 EDT (#)
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Happy Birthday.
(I'm nowhere near witty or original, so I must recycle the same comment for the 15th time)
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
In that case +1 happy bday
but if you're the guy...I'm going to -2 you until my finger falls off.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:28:12 EDT (#)
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Oh, that's not me... this is me:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30975
haha
No really.
Really, I swear.
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:25:28 EDT (#)
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Its cool corn nugget, I just didn't like your picture. No hard feelings.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:24:34 EDT (#)
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hah, and thanks guys for giving me +2s just cuz it's my birthday... I may end every post on uber with "it's my birthday today"!
And Jay, did I hurt your feelings with the -1 on your post? Sorry dude, it was nothing personal. I just think it was a boring post.
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I like the picture you included of yourself...but I think you need to shave your nose.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-28 14:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Bday and don't forget mine next monday!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-28 14:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gdammit you Corrinne!
I was gonna wish you a happy birthday before you even posted this.
Argh.
HAPPPPPPPPPPPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-28 12:41:32 EDT (#)
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I'm not showing any tittage on Uber, but I am thinking about adding my ass to UM's collection of Uber-asses!
Submitted by Goldeneyes (user info) at 2004-04-28 12:23:59 EDT (#)
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Happy Birthday. Cute dog.
Now show us your tits.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-04-28 12:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday!
Bipolar Disorder blows :(
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:43:17 EDT (#)
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What a nutjob.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:39:00 EDT (#)
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Doggie.
Happy birthday!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday!
I run into stuff too. :o)
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
happy b-day
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday!