What Google Searches say about your life... (534 hits)
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Submitted by chilp (View user info) at 2004-04-28 11:21:05 EDT
Have you ever taken a look at your Google search history from a few days ago? WARNING: It may cause you to question your whole life! Here's mine:
how to make a bird bath - Shut up, I really want to know!
jayne mansfield - It was her birthday this week! Man, she was HOT!
how to be a ninja - Um, nevermind.
ralph nader - Well, it's an option...
race walking - Did you know it's an olympic event? Those guys look funny doing that.
power walking - Maybe if I call it something different, it won't look so stupid.
fitness walking - When I say power walking, I picture Trump in a color coordinated jump suit.
walking clubs in Kansas City - I'm desperate for friends.
polar heart rate monitors - That Jayne Mansfield really got me worked up!
standard deviation formula - No friends, wants to be a ninja, and a GEEK! What a catch!
jive translator - What the fuck?!?
valerie bertinelli - I'll bet she'd like a ninja!
Man, I'm pathetic.
User Reviews
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-04-28 14:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey I've got a great recipe I'd like to share with you!
You will need:
1 tin cup
2 cups gasoline
1 piece of aluminum foil
Take the tin cup and fill it with gasoline. Rip the aluminum foil into small pieces. Mix them with the gasoline. Then, stick the whole concoction in your microwave. Heat on high for ten minutes. Make sure you keep a close eye on it. I mean, a real, real, close eye, like an inch from the window. Yeah.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-04-28 14:14:02 EDT (#)
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Google search this -
molestation boy pictures
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-28 13:09:25 EDT (#)
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I can't sit by and not whore this post, because it would be a waste.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31612
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-28 12:02:30 EDT (#)
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http://www.google.ca/search?q=SHUT+THE+FUCK+UP&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:42:25 EDT (#)
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You are a turd.
Drown yourself in your birdbath.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how to make a bird bath - Okay, you like birds... I can live with that.
jayne mansfield - As far as your comment you're a sick fucker, but to each their own I suppose.
how to be a ninja - When you say "um, nevermind." is it because you're too fat and lazy to become one?
ralph nader - Translation: I don't really want either side to win so I'll fuck up the projections.
race walking - You like hairy old guys in spandex.
power walking - You also like fat women in velveteen jumpsuits.
fitness walking - You're too lazy to do a real workout.
walking clubs in Kansas City - I'm desperate for friends. (No comment needed)
polar heart rate monitors - Your aorta is going to burst because of all the TGIF Potato Skins you've been eating.
standard deviation formula - No friends, wants to be a ninja, and a GEEK! What a catch!
jive translator - You want to learn how to speak ebonics to gain acceptance. Fo shizzle.
valerie bertinelli - "I'll bet she'd like a ninja!" I'll bet she'd also like a fat, balding, 40-year old internet stalker. In which case you should get right to it.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:37:17 EDT (#)
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pansy
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:37:08 EDT (#)
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I don't see what this says about your life except that you suck at it.
Submitted by Goldeneyes (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:33:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:31:53 EDT (#)
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Oh, sweet Jeebus. I want to know the google search item that led you here so I can go write the site hatemail.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Its called "Fast Walking". My grandad represented Britain a few times doing it (i'm being serious), he got a letter from the queen and stuff. I'm really proud of him but I wish he did something a bit cooler.
He also wrote a book called Fitness Without Fuss (by CW Fogg).
He's probably the most famous member of our family ever. <sigh>
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:31:23 EDT (#)
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I admire your honesty. I have a habit of putting little phrases in quotes. It's a lot more fun.
For instance, try something like:
"all over my cat"
and see just what sort of weirdness you get.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:28:56 EDT (#)
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"You should've been searching, "How to write a good post". "
HAHAHAHHAHAHA! That comment saved you from a negative rating somehow.
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-28 11:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should've been searching, "How to write a good post".
and yes, you are pathetic.