Hello Kitty Socks, Army men, and this Generic Gay Ass Title That Sideburns uses to get more hits (3458 hits)
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Submitted by Method (View user info) at 2004-04-28 15:47:04 EDT
Why am I posting this? Because I can. And because AJ needs something to spank to when he gets home from remedial reading.
NotSideBurns: let's have cyber sex
NotSideBurns: ok... i'm taking my pants off
NotMethod: i cast level 3 eroticism
NotMethod: im taking my hello kitty socks off
NotSideBurns: i'm removing my skirt
NotSideBurns: and my rainbow toe socks
NotMethod: im clipping my toenails
NotMethod: ooooooooh
NotMethod: mmmmmmmm
NotSideBurns: oh god
NotSideBurns: this is too hot for me
NotMethod: im smearing mustard all over my face and neck area
NotSideBurns: you tease.
NotSideBurns: do something with sour cream and onion chips
NotSideBurns: that's HOT
NotMethod: i arrange my army men in battle positions on your stomach
NotSideBurns: oh god.. please be gettysburg
NotMethod: four score
NotSideBurns: please be battle of gettysburg
NotMethod: waterloo bitch
NotSideBurns: bastard. waterloo lasted like 15 minutes.
NotMethod: you sank my battleship
NotSideBurns: my battleship's up your butt
NotSideBurns: oh wait..... we're being subtle
NotMethod: youre ruining the fantasy
NotMethod: i shove large furnitures up my butt, you watch
NotSideBurns: i masturbate with your hello kity socks
NotMethod: I crack a bottle of Smirnoff over my head
NotMethod: the confederates are retreating to your crotch
NotSideBurns: i lick the contents of the smirnoff from your body
NotSideBurns: and i get mad-drunk
NotMethod: thats hot stuff right there
NotSideBurns: ok i'm piercing your bellybutton
NotMethod: BALL HAIR BALL HAIR
NotMethod: my belly button is already pierced
NotSideBurns: balls too?
NotMethod: im stapling my ass cheeks together for you
NotSideBurns: I WAS GONNA DO THAT
NotSideBurns: OMG
NotSideBurns: WE'RE SOO ALIKE
NotSideBurns: LOLL
NotMethod: OMG LOLOLWTF
NotMethod: !!!!!!
NotSideBurns: 1111
NotMethod: :-*
NotSideBurns: =-O
NotSideBurns: you cyber-kissed me.
NotSideBurns: i think we should be online BF
NotMethod: k
NotMethod: totally
NotSideBurns: omg
NotMethod: a/s/l
NotSideBurns: 14.f.sc u
NotMethod: 12/yes/NY OMG I SED YES FOR SEX!!!1!!!
NotSideBurns: NY
NotSideBurns: wats that?
NotMethod: umm
NotMethod: lol
NotMethod: LOL
NotMethod: i fergot
NotSideBurns: omg u dont know either
NotSideBurns: OMG WERE SO ALIKE
NotMethod: OMG!
NotSideBurns: we should be online gfs
NotMethod: but
NotMethod: lance would b mad @ me
NotMethod: he said were going stedy and stuff
NotSideBurns: omgg you know lance?
NotSideBurns: lance iz my haxxor BF
NotSideBurns: he can kick peepz off y ahoo
NotMethod: hes the most populer guy at skool!
NotMethod: hes so hot
NotSideBurns: yaaa
NotMethod: he 1ce kiked out an entire chat room so he could be in there alone!!!11!!
NotSideBurns: OMGGGG
NotSideBurns: thats so funnnny
NotMethod: what are u wering
NotSideBurns: clothes LOLOL
NotMethod: besides my hello kitty socks LOLOLOL
NotSideBurns: omg thats right
NotSideBurns: you have a good mem
NotSideBurns: me
NotSideBurns: m3memr
NotSideBurns: uh
NotSideBurns: BRAIN
NotMethod: omg brainfart i get those too!
NotMethod: werre like purrrrrrfect for eachother
NotSideBurns: LOL BRAINFART
NotMethod: RAWR!
NotSideBurns: i like kitties
NotMethod: RAWR @ U!!!!
NotSideBurns: mrowwww
NotMethod: i have a kitty, his name is whiskers omg cuz he has whiskers!!!!
NotSideBurns: I HAVE A DOGGY
NotSideBurns: HIS NAME IS KITTY
NotSideBurns: CUZ HE'S NOT AK ITTY
NotSideBurns: *KIDDY
NotMethod: lol yer funny i liek u
NotSideBurns: this conversation must be posted for all of uber to see.
NotMethod: you wanna do the honors?
NotSideBurns: getting flamed isn't for me.
NotMethod: ok ill do it
NotSideBurns: sweet.
NotMethod: i get flamed regularly
NotSideBurns: i won't flame you
NotMethod: This is pretty gay though....
OH LOOK! A RANDOM OPPORTUNITY FOR CAM WHORING!! HOW DID THAT ATTACHMENT GET THERE?
Phinch, photoshop away.
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2005-01-06 21:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
"I put on my robe and wizard hat"
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-10-17 21:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I lolololololed.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-22 17:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-22 05:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh god, my metrosexual hurts.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-22 05:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Members of the NSFBUMOP, unite!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-22 05:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're fuckin dead, chica
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-22 05:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hilarious
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-22 05:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OOH! ROOK AT ME! STUPID AMELICANS!
Yeah... no way this is going to get buried. Not now.
We've come too far.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-22 05:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 to cancel out methods -2!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-22 05:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuckers
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-22 05:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're my hero Val.
+2!
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-22 05:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Comon folks- we can't let this post fade into oblivion!!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-07-16 20:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got wood
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-16 20:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-05-19 02:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NotMethod: the confederates are retreating to your crotch
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i laughed and laughed, all the way to the bank. but i didn't have id so i couldn't cash my check
:( but still, i laugh.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-01 10:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NotMethod: 12/yes/NY OMG I SED YES FOR SEX!!!1!!!
NotSideBurns: NY
NotSideBurns: wats that?
NotMethod: umm
NotMethod: lol
NotMethod: LOL
NotMethod: i fergot
NotSideBurns: omg u dont know either
NotSideBurns: OMG WERE SO ALIKE
Wow. That cracked me up beyond the limits of sanity.
Plus friggin two!
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-04-30 16:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know what the fuck just happened, but I'm cool with that.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-04-30 13:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How can the love between two men be so beautiful?
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-04-30 00:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NotMethod: im smearing mustard all over my face and neck area
Too damn funny
Submitted by Great_Teacher_Largo (user info) at 2004-04-29 18:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually fell out of my chair laughing at this. My co-workers have been staring at me for the last 10 minutes. Bastards. Great post though.
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2004-04-29 17:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-29 10:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
George has been lost to the dark side.
oh..and if you happen to get any of those army men stuck anywhere? make sure when you call 911 that I'm not an emt on the scene.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-04-29 10:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Indeed
Submitted by Azriel (user info) at 2004-04-29 10:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have suffered severe brain damage...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-29 10:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NotMethod: BALL HAIR BALL HAIR
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-04-29 10:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like reallybored's fatter, darker, and equally ugly younger brother.
haha. quack.
Submitted by Kichigai (user info) at 2004-04-29 04:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hilarious
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-29 04:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or... not.
Fine, no more +2's for you.
Ok I lied. I'm sorry.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-29 04:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gee, let me think... because it's amusing? Maybe? Yes, no?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-29 04:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has got to be the queerest thing I've ever done. Why didn't anyone stop me?
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-29 04:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why, but damn... this is funny
NotMethod: i have a kitty, his name is whiskers omg cuz he has whiskers!!!!
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-29 04:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-29 03:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just read this again.... hahahahhaha.....
Oh my...
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2004-04-29 03:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I've only just seen this.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-04-28 23:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"NotSideBurns: my battleship's up your butt"
It's a terrible thing to say, but:
That makes me randy, baby.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-04-28 23:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
omg...george posted a pic...rofl wo0t.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-28 23:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone remember the old X-Men cartoon? Remember Sinister? George here is Sinister.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-28 23:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Golly you're sure cute.
Will you be my friend?
That would be so neat.
You can put your army guys anywhere you want!
huh?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-28 23:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
exactly how many uber guys are you fucking?
do you, aj and sideburns have ...ewww...i'm not going to finish that question *shudder*
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-28 22:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30069
You look that guy from, "My So-Called Life." The gay guy. Whats-his-face.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-28 21:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is seriously my new favorite post.
I love you hanson.
Er, DAMNIT, exactly how spilled are the beans?
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-04-28 20:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA!
I love both you fags, in a very gay way.
Why was I not involved in this conversation? I hate the both of you. As soon as I figure out where NY is, you're sexy ass is mine George. Justin, your ass already belongs to me.
Fucking camwhores...
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-04-28 20:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"please be the battle of gettysburg"
"the confederates are retreating to your crotch"
This is too fucking funny.
Submitted by WiKi at 2004-04-28 20:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved this.
"I'm Rick James, bitch!"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-28 19:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Original_SK (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:44:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wont -2 you because parts of this actually did make me laugh, but I have to say, next time you try to rip off someone else's comedy act, you should try to be a little more discreet about it!
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It was a 1 line blatant plagiarism of something that has been posted on this site a million times. If I was more discreet about it, it would have been worse. It's like people screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch". Its fuckin retarded, but its not plagiarism.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-28 18:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hah dorks... and yes, the army men thing was hillarious.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-28 18:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, how come I've never seen you before?
I want to pinch your cheeks! Awwwwwwww.
You look exactly like I thought you would.
Oh, and this post scares me.
Submitted by Original_SK (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
P.S. This is the best....
"bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever. "
Submitted by Original_SK (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wont -2 you because parts of this actually did make me laugh, but I have to say, next time you try to rip off someone else's comedy act, you should try to be a little more discreet about it!
http://www.funwithsex.org
Submitted by ahdragos (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i... was eating hot dogs when i first started reading this, i'm never reading anything on this site again while eating... man, it started off so ghey..... it was funny though....i never know conversations could be THAT FUCKING GHEY.... i loved it once ya stopped acting ghey though...
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot! Now I'm going to go wank and think about Napoleon.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NotMethod: i arrange my army men in battle positions on your stomach
NotSideBurns: oh god.. please be gettysburg
NotMethod: four score
NotSideBurns: please be battle of gettysburg
NotMethod: waterloo bitch
NotSideBurns: bastard. waterloo lasted like 15 minutes.
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I peed my pants.
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post reeks of homosexuality, from beginning to end, if that's what you're insinuating.
Bart, stop beating off to my picture. I know you are.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Read my handle.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pow!
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=108318384465921047
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You like like that guy from Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video.
The one with all the makeup who looks dead, and just looks like pure shit?
Ya, Michael Jackson.
BOO YA.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look kind of lack that wierd dude from "Lost Highway". You know, the guy who talks to the guy on the phone while he's standing in front of him at the party without a phone.
Yeah, you look kind of like him, but not as covered in white make up.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've heard the legend of Über chats from others. I just don't get this one... Is this related to a chatroom conversation? I hope this is an inside joke, because it's not that funny to me (an obvious outsider who doesn't like to chat that much).
I'll give it a plus one for the level 3 eroticism.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the most retardedly hilarious thing I've seen on here yet.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and OMIGOD, like, as if this conversation wasn't TOTALLY HOTTT already, it's gonna be most HEATED in no time.
RAWR!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should really capitalize on that and pose nude or something.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:58:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there some sexual innuendo in that conversation?
I think that might have been sexual.
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You dirty-minded pervert! Way to twist their words around!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOW I GET THAT ALL THE TIME LOLOMGWTF THAT JORDAN KNIGHT HES SO HOT!!!!!!!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY GOD IT'S JORDAN KNIGHT FROM NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK!!!!!
OMGROTFLLOLBRBWTF!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!
http://members.lycos.co.uk/Tracey/Articles/jordanmoremag.html
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
matt moairoeiaokdinano:
that was sarcasm.
i love you.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While I think this is absofuckinglutely hifuckinglarious, I don't believe this is BW material.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NotMethod: i arrange my army men in battle positions on your stomach
NotSideBurns: oh god.. please be gettysburg
Every single part where you referred to army men was great.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-04-28 16:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed; I cried; I shit my pants.
Time to clean up.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there some sexual innuendo in that conversation?
I think that might have been sexual.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blitzkreig-- nope, actual convo.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm assuming that this is bogus.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BORED AT WORK!!!!
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahhahahahha.......
Oh wow...
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"NotMethod: I crack a bottle of Smirnoff over my head"
Can I watch?
Only the parts where you harm yourself please.
Submitted by theWELLofZION (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you guys should makeout you love each other so much.
SB: give it to me
Submitted by Frenchy (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit that was funny........
I don't rate much, but this deserves it. I seen an alarming trend towards
antagonizing posts lately and it was good to laugh again....loudly.
Thanks.
>>>"Do something with sour cream and onion chips."<<<
Christ I can't even explain to people what I'm laughing at.
Submitted by necrofeelya (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
burn in hell! No wait. I mean great post!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont know what you mean. I've never heard of that line before. It's a totally original idea.....
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fan-fucking-tastic
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for the record, method does not take credit for that line. he happily borrowed it.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking Awesome.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NotMethod: i cast level 3 eroticism
I will be laughing at this for approximately 3-4 days. i don't know why, that fucking cracks me up. even as i write this im gettin cramps in the back of my skull from trying not to burst out laughing in front of people here at work.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-28 15:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ANYBODY WHO -2'S THIS WILL GO ON MY LIST OF PEOPLE TO -2 FOREVAH!!! AHAHAHAHAHA.
48 hours-- no sleep.