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Category: Romance

Rating: 1.46 on 85 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by DrinkDDT (View user info) at 2004-04-28 17:16:05 EDT


When I was in Korea, I was either "working" or drinking if I was awake. After awhile it got pretty boring. To entertain ourselves, me and a few other drunks started making top ten lists.

Have you seen "High Fidelity"? We stole the idea from that movie.

Anyway, we had tons of lists. Top Ten Homerun Hitters, Top Ten Things I Would Stick in My Ass, the list goes on and on and on. But whenever someone referred to THE Top Ten, or YOUR Top Ten, or MY Top Ten, he always meant the Top Ten Girls/Guys You Want to Bang.

THE Top Ten list is the ultimate list, and everyones' personal list should be updated and current at all times. The other lists are good, but not as important.

Also, you can break THE list down into subcatagories if you want. But unless you are isolated and shitfaced, its probably not a very hip thing to do. In fact, it never would be a hip thing to do. . . Dammit.

One time I tried to make a Top Ten Redheads list, but all I could think of was Donna from "That 70's Show", Grace from "Will and Grace", and oddly enough, Conan O'Brien. . . WHAT? Doesn't matter, I don't even like redheads, sorry Mick.

Well anyway, we drunken bastards soon realized that we all had similar, unexciting lists filled with dime-a-dozen skanks. So we began to personalize the lists, searching for sexy vixens with more quality than say a Britney Spears or a Pam Anderson.

Man, treating women as objects is fucking great.

So without any further ado, I present My Top Ten: (yes, I like them dark)

10. VERONICA DELA CRUZ--the ten spot is like a revolving door, so she may not be here for long. She's an anchorwoman on CNN Headline News. I saw her talking about Dick Cheney's legal woes yesterday, and it really turned me on.

9. PATRICIA HEATON--every top ten list should have an "older" woman. Maybe its my Oedipus conflict kicking in, but she's a definite MILF. I watch "Everybody Loves Raymond" because of her.

8. PENELOPE CRUZ--Mamacita!

7. KELLY ROWLAND--She's more than just a token black girl for me. But I will say she lost a notch or two after "Freddy Vs. Jason" came out. Good looking, bad acting! It may also interest you to know that Destiny's Child is #1 on my threesomes list. Crosby, Stills, and Nash are #2. . .just kiddin!

6. DEVON--The only blonde to ever grace my top ten list. She was awesome in "Where The Boys Aren't Part 17".

5. LEAH REMENI--I've wanted to bang her since "Oldschool" came out, and she's good on "King of Queens" too.

4. TINA FEY--Funny goes a long, long way. Remember that ladies.

3. SHANNYN SOSSAMON--You could beat her face in, drag her through mud, and give her a Cleveland Steamer and I'd still have the hots for this vixen. Soooo hot, want to touch the hiney!

2. LUCY LIU--My spending a year in Asia took Lucy down from number one to number eight, but she's made quite a comeback. Did you see her in "Payback"? Awww yeah, shit for brains.

1. CATHERINE BELL--I got in big trouble in the Army just so I could go see a lawyer at JAG. I was so sad when I found out she's not really a military lawyer. This is the most under-rated hottie ever. EVAR. When I was 12 years old or so, I saw her boobs on "Dream On" and she's steadily moved up in the ranks ever since.

Now here is a graphical representation of My Top Ten. Feel free to give Your Top Ten.


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Submitted by salmonofdoubt (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hell yes.
10.Eminem(would be higher, but he probably has so weird STDs or something)
9.Douglas Adams(the old guy on my list...too bad he's dead)
8. and 7. are reserved for thoes who shall not be named
6.Clay Aiken(ive got a thing for the innocent..teehee)
5.John Edwards(older...but hot)
4.The guy from X-files(don't know his real name..oh well)
3.Jimmy Fallon(fucking hilarious...and oh so sexy)
2.My stepfather's half brother(comeon we aren't blood related)
1.Johnny Depp(need I say more?)

Submitted by versus_god (user info) at 2004-05-19 18:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i definately agree with catherine bell

i would throw angelina jolie somewhere in there.

Submitted by Kimbo <kim.at.prismnet.com> at 2004-05-18 16:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Annette Benning - older. Anyone see her on The Sopranos last Sunday?
Julianna Moore + Lindsay Lohan - red hair.
So many hot women. So little time.

Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-05-18 16:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I would only date #s 8, 6, 3 and 1. That is because I am a dolt, with incredibly unrealistic standards. You need Diane Lane as your older woman, or the wife of Larry from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Please learn about Keira Knightley, Laetitia Casta, Daniela Pestova, Lauren Bush and Bridget Hall. You will be happy you did.

Submitted by DirtySanchez (user info) at 2004-05-18 15:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

nice

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-05-18 15:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Absolutely right about Catherine Bell... one of the most gorgeous creatures on the planet.

So I called her a creature.

Submitted by dascha (user info) at 2004-05-05 09:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this photo kicks all ass definetly

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-05 03:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+40524950194385710948734 for Catherine Bell

Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-05-04 13:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh, and I mean "like" in the non-sexual way. I think it is a given that no one could possibly be sexually attracted to the little twit.

Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-05-04 13:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Tit - When I read the "Westley" one, the first one that came to mind was Crusher, I shit you not, but I didn't think his name was spelled with a T. How can you like that kid? I hated almost every episode he was in. He was such a whiney, spoiled little shit.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-03 14:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

From just this list, I'd have to say #4 all the way.

Submitted by Binka (user info) at 2004-05-03 08:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Vin Diesel
David Duchovny
Sean William Scott
Heath Ledger
Billy Zane
Craig David
Mark Feuerstein
Jonny Depp
Joaquin Phoenix
Christian Slater


Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-05-01 19:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Conan O'Brien
Will Ferrell
Colin Farrell
Viggo Mortensen
Humphrey Bogart
Matthew Perry
Maurice Benard
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Strong Bad
Brendan Fraser

Submitted by Kleant (user info) at 2004-05-01 10:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Unfortunately this list is missing both Selma Hayek and the ultimate babe, Chalize Theron.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-01 09:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Geez! NO one said Halle Berry? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-01 09:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-04-29 19:45:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Here my list of top 10 Uber men..

10. TheMan
9. TartPumper
8. JMG114
7. William_Q_Percy
6. hidden101
5. someone
4. InsaneTheMind
3. Murphy
2. reallybored
1. Sideburns
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I just realized that I forgot Zod.. he's definitely in the top 5, though.

My B, shizzle!

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-04-30 19:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-04-30 11:05:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow Im still remebered in these parts.

Only because of my super sized yogurt gun.

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No, it's because you're awesome.




And damn sexy.

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-30 13:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LEAH REMENI - Hot as hell. Older tought as nails bitches just do it for me.

Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-04-30 11:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

1 and 6 are fucking hott!

Id do em all... in the pooper...

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-04-30 11:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow Im still remebered in these parts.

Only because of my super sized yogurt gun.

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-04-29 19:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Here my list of top 10 Uber men..

10. TheMan
9. TartPumper
8. JMG114
7. William_Q_Percy
6. hidden101
5. someone
4. InsaneTheMind
3. Murphy
2. reallybored
1. Sideburns

..Sideburns is number one because I want to have hot monkey sex with him.

And because I was on his list.. WOO!

Props to Loren's UberFaces for the list..


Submitted by ChinaMan (user info) at 2004-04-29 19:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Shannyn Sossamon should be #1

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-29 14:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Number 9 looks like Carol Vorderman.

I don't suppose that means much to non-Brits.

Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very nice pics, especially as I have neither heard of nor seen most of these people before. In no particular order:

Helena Bonham-Carter
Catherine Deneuve circa mid 70's
Penelope Cruz
No. 1 from the above pics
UberLoren
Emmanuelle Beart
Neve Campbell
Parker Posey
Beatrice Dalle
Angelina Jolie


Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-04-29 11:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahah Qmain, I think Ann Coulter is hot too!

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-04-29 10:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

(in no particular order of importance)
1. Isabella Rosselini
2. Shania Twain
3. Lita
4. That one skinny brunnette in my French class
5. Rita Hayworth
6. Petra Nemcova
7. Neko Case
8. Julia Stiles
9. The redheaded DA on Law&Order:SVU
10. Ann Coulter (what? don't give me that look, I think she's hot)

Submitted by godking (user info) at 2004-04-29 09:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you haven't yet seen them live, Cristina Scabbia is even hotter in person!!

+2 for other people knowing who she is.

GK

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-29 08:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy shit, im listening to lacuna coil right now.

'We'll take our hearts outside
Leave our lives behind
I'll watch the stars go out

Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-29 08:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

9,8,4,3,1 hell yeah

Submitted by Goldeneyes (user info) at 2004-04-29 08:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for the list

And a +1 to "godking" for including Cristina Scabbia on his list. Damn...she's hot. I beat off to Lacuna Coil. Well, at least the parts she sings.


Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2004-04-29 04:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jennifer Garner as number 1, first and foremost.
Also the only one I can think of at the moment.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-04-29 04:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Er, ladies, come on now, I am not on ANYBODY'S list!? INCONCEIVABLE!

Anyways, off the top of my head in the wee hours of the night...

6-10 the ladies of Uber.
5.Elisha Cuthbert
4.Jessica Alba
3.Julia Stiles
2.Anna Kournikova
1.Josie Maran (The Maybelline girl)

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-29 03:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Justin, I'm offended. I'm no where on your list. No fair.

Did anyone say Kirstin Dunst? I mean I have this thing against a lot of blondes... but damn...

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-29 02:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seven
Five
Two


Are fucking ugly.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-29 01:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Finally a man who isn't all about the blondes.

Submitted by godking (user info) at 2004-04-29 01:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

10. Anna Paquin
9. Stacy Kiebler
8. Hudson Leick
7. Kate Beckinsale
6. Scarlett Johannson
5. Charisma Carpenter
4. Cristina Scabbia
3. Emma Caufield
2. Eliza Dushku
1. Thora Birch

My 2 cents...

GK

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-29 00:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Two words for the milf of the century... Diane Lane.

Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-04-28 23:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

damn sideburns, can you even see daylight wiht your nose shoved up every single girl's ass from uber?

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-28 23:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Justin, you are definetly on my list of top ten women too, check it out:

Kristen Kreuk
Catherine Zeta Jones
This girl Dorothy, oh lawdy
Val (urbane)
Kristen
Sideburns
AJ (together you two can make a woman, it so counts)
UH..

I'm running out of legitimate women. I'm picky bout the ladies.

Robert Shwartzman
Ashton Kutcher
Omar and Cedric of the mars volta (mmm... jew fro's)


I love my brunettes.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-04-28 23:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

correction: she is an extremely hot prostitute who can act.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-04-28 23:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

MONICA BELLUCCI DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyone see Brotherhood of the Wolves? no? go see it! shes a prostitute in it.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-28 23:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nicole Richie
Amanda Bynes
Michelle Trachtenberg
Michelle Branch
Reanna Taylor(look her up)
Anna Kournikova
Lyric
Phoenix
Kristen
Ohlookasquirrel
Wiki
Ashlee
Val(Urbane)
-------

the above are in no particular order.

Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-04-28 22:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shit forgot to rate.

And another girl that should be somewhere on the list is Brody from The Distillers. And the singer from Tsunami Bomb too.

Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-04-28 22:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

After careful consideration, here is my list.

10. Gwen Stefani
9. Amanda Bynes <- I'm only 17, give me a break.
8. Elizabeth Kelly
7. The Olsen Twins <- dumb as bricks.
6. Ashley Judd
5. Thandie Newton <- MI2 anyone?
4. Ryan Starr <- remember? American Idol? There ya go.
3. Angelina Jolie
2. Allison Hannigan
1. Téa Leoni

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-28 21:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bob should be shot.

IT'S KREUK

K-R-E-U-K.

Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2004-04-28 21:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Kari Wuhrer, Natasha Henstridge, Alyssa Milano, Jennifer Garner, Gwen Stefani, that chick from Black Eyed Peas, Shakira, Diane Lane..(unfaithful was fucking HOT) Kelly Preston, Raylene (yes, the porn star) Ashlyn Gere (another porn star) and that Heather iDeepthroat chick that every guy wants. lol

Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-04-28 21:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

1. Eliza Dushku (Doesn't everyone on this site know how much i love this woman!?)
2. Alyssa Milano (she's a hoe, and I can dig that.)
3. Natasha Henstridge (C'mon, you guys don't watch "She-Spies" just to see her?, or at least stop when you see it on)
4. Jenny McCarthy (still stupid hot after all these years)
5. Angie Everhart (the only red head to make my list)
6. Jessica Simpson (Big tits, small IQ)
7. Jennifer Aniston (There's somehting about it, either her ravishing beauty or her perma-erect nipps.)
8. Soleil moon Frye (Punky Brewster is all grown up and has huge gazoongas)
9. Jennifer Garner (her dimples kill me and I think she would be wild as hell in the sack)
10. Katey Sagal ( I gotta have a older woman on the list right? Well Peg Bundy does it for me)

-BongZilla

I love tits, and beer. Preferrably tits with my beer or vice-wersa.

Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-04-28 21:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks tina fey is hot. The woman used to be a model, until some crazy asshole slashed her face with a razor blade.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-04-28 21:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Alyssa Milano
Britney Spears
Jennifer Lopez
Shannon Elizabeth
Amanda Bynes ( i can legally say this)
Kristen Kruek
Jessica Alba
Selma Hayek

and #1

MONICA BELLUCCI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-28 20:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sacrew, it's "Candy Girl".

If you want, find my email address and I'll send it to you upon request. Or, you could just STEAL it from one of the billions of P2P services.

Submitted by MoonLover (user info) at 2004-04-28 20:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

These are always fun.

Top 5 men I'd love to bend me over something:

5. Orlando Bloom
4. Justin Timberlake
3. David Duchovny, as Agent Mulder
2. Eminem
1. J. <---former bed buddy, incredible in bed, best "success rate", and now domesticated w/a nice country girl.

Damn.

Top 5 women I'd consider consentual experimentation with:
5. R. <---this hot little blonde biker girl that had a mad crush on me. I was too chicken.
4. Shannyn Sossamon
3. Britney Spears
2. Carmen Electra
1. Angelina Jolie

Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-04-28 20:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Any list without kristen kreuk or natalie portman is not a list at all.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-04-28 20:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://208.249.125.125/s8/miller101024x768.jpg

Marisa Miller. She's from the town in which I go to school. Christ is she hot.

Submitted by Supremebeing (user info) at 2004-04-28 20:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ummm YEP! If I had CATHERINE BELL naked in my room I would HAVE to bend her over something! YEP YEP YEP! Definatly!

Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-04-28 19:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh shit...No. 8 ISN'T Salma?

Aw well. But does anyone know the name of the song?

Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-04-28 19:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Selma Hayek is one sexay laday.

You ever seen From Dusk Til Dawn? Holy shit, she has this burlesque dance scene in it which is jaw-droppingly wicked.

Also has one in the movie Dogma. That was born for those scenes.

Speaking of which, does anyone know the name of the song in that scene? It's a Jackson Five tune, I think...

Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-04-28 19:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+5000 for catherine bell. I always thought she was stinking hot, but no one tends to agree with me. They think Pamela Anderson is hotter (also a hooookkkeerrrrrrr)

7 is kinda fugly (imo)










Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-28 19:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What Dream On was Catherine Bell in?

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-04-28 18:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

5. My cousin
4. My dog
3. My dad
2. My mom
1. My sister.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-04-28 18:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

10. David Boreanaz
9. Hugh Jackman
8. Ty Pennington
7. Jimmy Fallon
6. Johnny Depp
5. Al Pacino
4. Paul Newman
3. Sean Patrick Flannery
2. Johnny Depp
1. John Cusack

Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-04-28 18:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

2) Victoria Silvstedt
1) Jessica Alba

That's all I got.

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-04-28 18:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

5. Heath Ledger
4. Jared Leto
3. James Franco
2. Brad Pitt (of course)
1. Johnny Depp

Yum.


Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-04-28 18:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Catherine Bell is a Scientologist(sp)....that alone
keeps her off my list.


Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-04-28 18:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Trying to create THE list since I don't have one...
my number one is definitely Johnny Depp. It may take a while to
fill out 2-10.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-04-28 18:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've always wondered why more people don't pay attention to Catherine Bell.

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-04-28 18:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Interesting List. At least they all don't look
a like. I think this improves my opinion of you.(like you even give
a shit about what I think!!!)
Some guys top ten is all the same chick with the same
fake boobs and techno blonde hair. Good job.

Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you give her a cyber hickey?

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Funny goes a long, long way."

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Patricia Heaton is the shit. Number 4 is kinda ugly

Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

3. There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
2. As you wish.
1. Oh, there's an empty place in my bones
That calls out for something unknown
The fame and praise come year after year
Does nothing for these empty tears

I don't want to touch anyone's hiney.


Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Go naked!

Submitted by Velouria at 2004-04-28 17:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

PENELOPE CRUZ? Eww.

Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice pictures and good reasoning.


Jack Skellington is the skeleton king from "The Nightmare Before Christmas."

Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

In about 35 days or so:

3: Ashley Olsen
2: Mary-Kate Olsen
1: The Olsen Twins

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

3. Calvin
2. Westley
1. Jack Skellington


Huh? Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes? Westley SNIPES?! haha

Who the fuck is Jack Skellington? I mean who the heck.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

good point, ddt.

Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

3. Calvin
2. Westley
1. Jack Skellington

Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I think my older woman would have to be Ashley Judd circa Double Jeopardy. I bet she's great in bed.

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Salma was erradicated when I found out she was on everyone's list.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Only my top three are coming to mind.

3. Natalie Portman
2. Sarah Michelle Gellar
1. Kristin Kreuk

Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

penolope cruz looks so hot in that picture...

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

dude you have a supposed love for the darker girls, but where's Salma???

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It's always nice to do this kind of thing. I'll gonna keep posting pics of the hotties that catch my eye (not literally like Uma does to Daryl).

Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Yeah, they're ok I guess...

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-04-28 17:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not only the president of Lonely Nerd, Inc, but a member too!


But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead. Now I'm a
big fat dynamo.

-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer