Satan made me do it (1101 hits)
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Submitted by evilkangaroo (View user info) at 2004-04-28 20:48:47 EDT
You know what? The title has nothing to do with this post. I help with a family small time antique business. As such, we have a digital camera to do listings on E-bay. But you see, when I see a digital camera, I can't help myself.
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Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-11 18:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that reminds me...
I threw a kiwi at a real estate sign a full year ago. it is still on the sign. Incidentally, the house still hasn't sold.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-05-11 18:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
When I was in high school, I had a friend whose family owned a grocery store. He'd start taking fruit when it got bad, and we'd freeze it and throw it at things from cars. Usually stop signs or garbage cans. I think we only threw at people once or twice.
Lemons were my best fruit; I put up a 94% accuracy rate while we were stopped and a 78% while we were moving. Nobody even came close to those numbers, except that fucker who threw bananas like boomerangs...
Wait, maybe this should be a post. Anyway, I'll yell if I see you.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-08 20:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-05-08 20:27:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure. Next time I see you, I'll throw a frozen lemon at you from a moving vehicle.
That way, you'll know it's me, and we can hang out at the hospital.
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why a frozen lemon? If you do, throw it at the guy with me. hopefully, i'll still notice.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-05-08 20:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was 0 material at best, but then I noticed the fake zits you put on for the "OMG UBER!!!1111" picture and I almost crapped myself laughing.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-08 20:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if you were naked and female...
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-05-08 20:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure. Next time I see you, I'll throw a frozen lemon at you from a moving vehicle.
That way, you'll know it's me, and we can hang out at the hospital.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-05-07 23:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha thats awsome
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-07 23:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
actually, i was originally going to call the hidden pose my 'model' pose, but i was surfing through all the pictures i took, and thought that it reminded me of some pic i once saw. I did a bit of research, and voila! it was created.
Genko, can i atleast get something i could identify you with? Maybe just yell at me next time you see me.
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2004-05-07 23:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice braces.. *snicker*..
This would normally get a negative, but for some reason I really think that hidden impersonation is spot on.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-05-07 23:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would describe the truck, but then the Internet would know where I work...
and we can't have that.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-07 18:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:37:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 just for living in hamilton.. you don't know how much that rules. and i'm down at McMaster every day! i'll keep an eye out for you, kid
if you feel something hit you in the back of the head, i probably threw it
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-05-01 14:10:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you need any more reasons not to swim in that water, you've got problems. It's toxic. Trust me, I know.
Anyway, you were with some guy, yeah. It started out with my buddy making fun of his hair.
I thought about throwing a frozen lemon at you, but I figured with the name of the company I work for written on the side of my truck...I probably shouldn't.
And I didn't have a lemon.
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Now i have TWO of you to look out for? I'm gonna need to start hiring bodyguards.
Submitted by hamilton at 2004-05-07 18:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:37:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 just for living in hamilton.. you don't know how much that rules. and i'm down at McMaster every day! i'll keep an eye out for you, kid
if you feel something hit you in the back of the head, i probably threw it
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-05-01 14:10:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you need any more reasons not to swim in that water, you've got problems. It's toxic. Trust me, I know.
Anyway, you were with some guy, yeah. It started out with my buddy making fun of his hair.
I thought about throwing a frozen lemon at you, but I figured with the name of the company I work for written on the side of my truck...I probably shouldn't.
And I didn't have a lemon.
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Now i have TWO of you to look out for? I'm gonna need to start hiring bodyguards.
Submitted by RagnarokPrime (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Almost amuzing.
Almost
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-05-06 23:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 just for living in hamilton.. you don't know how much that rules. and i'm down at McMaster every day! i'll keep an eye out for you, kid
if you feel something hit you in the back of the head, i probably threw it
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-01 17:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what kind of truck? i'll look for you next time
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-05-01 14:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you need any more reasons not to swim in that water, you've got problems. It's toxic. Trust me, I know.
Anyway, you were with some guy, yeah. It started out with my buddy making fun of his hair.
I thought about throwing a frozen lemon at you, but I figured with the name of the company I work for written on the side of my truck...I probably shouldn't.
And I didn't have a lemon.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-30 20:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-04-30 19:34:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Running into 18-wheelers: It's what I do when I'm not having sex in a canoe on Cootes Paradise.
In conclusion, I saw your ass at the corner of Main and Dundurn the other day.
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really? when? was i with a really big guy with a huge afro? this is interesting. Incidentally, i now have even more reasons not to swim in Cootes Paradise
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-04-30 19:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Running into 18-wheelers: It's what I do when I'm not having sex in a canoe on Cootes Paradise.
In conclusion, I saw your ass at the corner of Main and Dundurn the other day.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-30 19:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-30 01:32:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
In conclusion, eat me.
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christ, go outside, and kick a squirrel. Maybe you can take your pent up anger at not getting liad ever out on it. Instead of taking that rage out here.
In conclusion, eat me.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-30 01:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In conclusion, eat me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-30 01:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ugly, or just Ontarian.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-29 21:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whats wrong you pussies?
are you to scared to leave a comment? does it make you feel like a big man when you leave a 'no comment'? You're so bad-ass that you don't even waste the time insulting me?
In conclusion, eat me.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-29 21:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-04-29 14:33:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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please apply below comments
thank you
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-04-29 14:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for BIG NOIZE!
WHAT UP YO WORD etc etc
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-04-29 14:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by hamilton at 2004-04-29 14:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kichigai (user info) at 2004-04-29 06:05:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-04-29 02:19:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-04-29 01:39:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
If you have interest in eBay, why is that China hutch full of such shit.
Oh, you buy don't you?
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no i sell. That's the shitty stuff that you see. and for the other two guys, what's wrong, did your boyfriend break up with you. So you're sad that somethings NOT up your ass?
Submitted by Spooks (user info) at 2004-04-29 06:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's all worth it for the bubble wrap... Bubble wrap is the sexiest type of wrap... Mmm...
Submitted by Kichigai (user info) at 2004-04-29 06:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-04-29 02:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-04-29 01:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you have interest in eBay, why is that China hutch full of such shit.
Oh, you buy don't you?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-29 00:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and please send me some of that bubble wrap ASAP!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-29 00:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All you guys doing these photo compilations owe Jimbo royalities since he did it first and his was the BEST.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-28 23:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
crazy fucker
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-28 23:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The plus two is purely for your hidden face.
I'm pretty damn sure number twelve in the ass collection is a dude, I'm number twenty one I believe.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-28 22:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this minus two is for squirrel and freebie giving me ones. Is it that hard to rate on up?
just kidding. Squirrel, are you number 12 on the ass directory?
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-28 22:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-28 22:30:53 (#)
Ranking: 1
You can't be fourteen.
This is unpossible.
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how do you mean?
and that gel for the 'teenager' one has set, and it really fucking hurts.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-28 22:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You can't be fourteen.
This is unpossible.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-04-28 21:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is a good laugh
Submitted by lokimustdie (user info) at 2004-04-28 20:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i can't stop laughing
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-04-28 20:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are definitely an evilkangaroo. Or should that be English eccentric.
Plus two for making a complete idiot of yourself and broadcasting it to the world.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-28 20:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG!! UR SO FUNNY IT ALL LOKS LIK ME!