At the risk of being laughed at... (918 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: 1.27 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mike Witcombe <mikethescottish.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-29 05:42:41 EDT
...i'm going to post some poetry.
Yeah, I know, poetry. The last hiding-place for whiny emo kids to whine about their exes. Recently Uber seems to have a lot of poetry come to the forefront, and some of it has been pretty damn good; so, in the interests of joining the bandwagon, i'll post some of my own. I wrote this poem when I was 14, so it's probably a lot less whiny and pretentious than my other stuff. Ah well, here goes, it's called 'Little Johnny':
Little Johnny was a little boy who had no Mum or Dad,
His brain and his imagination were the only two things he had.
But one day Johnny found something to occupy his time,
He didn't know about the big guys, they called it a crime.
Little Johnny found a needle, with a spike just like a lance;
Johnny stood it up and soon began to dance.
Round and round the shed he ran,
Not thinking about the length of his life span.
Little Johnny stepped too far, he fell onto the door.
His head span wildly before it hit the concrete floor.
Johnny met the needle, it went straight through his eye.
The forensic team said addicts like him really deserve to die.
I was 14, OK?
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Auto +2 for being DREAMY!*
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-09-19 20:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked it. Limerick-ish.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-07 10:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-07 10:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fear and Loathing is the greatest movie ever. EVAR!
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-06-07 10:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mainly for the piccie....I love Fear and Loathing!!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-30 08:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you, Kent, i'll bear that in mind.
Submitted by Kent_Wilson (user info) at 2004-04-29 21:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Poetry is for queers. You'd fair better if you fuck your mom.
Don't sweat it, I know a guy with AIDS who'll fuck you and put you out of
your misery.
At least you won't die a virgin that way.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty good, fourteen or not.
I'm laughing at you anyway.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-04-29 10:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like it could be used for lyrics to a punk song more than a poem.
Submitted by drsamedi (user info) at 2004-04-29 09:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah man thats a heavy load..... Tell me about the fucking gold shoes
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-04-29 09:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit. "
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-04-29 09:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"maybe just a fresh adrenaline gland to chew on"
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-04-29 09:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"maybe just a fresh adrenaline gland to chew on"
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-04-29 08:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yay for poetry. It doesn't even suck. For 14 years old thats pretty good.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-29 07:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pointing and laughing at you.
No reason, just doing it to do it.
Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-04-29 06:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"It was like a fucking reptile zoo in here, and someone was giving booze to these goddamn animals!"
aaaaah good times......
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-29 06:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like poetry.
The rhyme was a bit off in places, but as you say, you were 14.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-29 06:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes I am laughing at you.
I'm also giving you a plus 2.
So there.
Take that!
Submitted by Spooks (user info) at 2004-04-29 06:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good poem, although I'm biased against most poems. Would have been a 2 but I just ran out of candy so I'm a little bitter and need to vent my sorrow... hold me...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-04-29 06:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like cheese.