Orgasm Interruption (7072 hits)
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Submitted by <duffieldfam.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-29 11:42:32 EDT
Just for you Mason, the dirty details. Don't let the mental picture kill you.
It was a typical night in our home. With the kids off to bed we proceded to watch all the things on television that we wouldn't dream of letting them see. My husband knows that the end of South Park is his cue to make sexual hints. If I'm laughing I'm still awake.
Our couch has not been in our home long at this point and he hints around about trying out the couch bed. It obviously was a good plan, although sadly it turned out to be comfier than the one in our bedroom. Picking a spot within view of the front door was not on our minds at this point. Nor was locking the front door.
He pulls the bed out, gets a sheet from the closet to put on it while I turn out the lights and get partway undressed. Im thinking I will let him have fun taking the rest off. He seems to feel more manly being able to remove a bra without looking.
He puts on the sheets and I sit watching and waiting. A few kisses and ear biting and we are ready. The foreplay was lost when the kids came into the picture. The less time spent, the less chance of "mom, I'm thirsty" interrupting.
We decide who's controlling this thing and as most of the time, it's me. He lays back on the bed and waits. He's confident in my abilities to please us both and rock this new couch into use.
I turn with my back facing him and climb on top. My butt in front of his face for the split second is welcome to a quick smack.
I start out slow at first, getting a feel for the mood and the air around me, making the proper adjustments to assure a smooth and productive ride.
I feel almighty when I'm producing moans and memorable facial expressions. Of course, every so often I have to take a peek behind me to try and catch a glimpse of his enjoyment.
I pick up the pace and bounce around for a bit, rather wildly. This goes on for a little while. (who counts the minutes, not I)
Well, here I am, riding like the wind, on the brink of orgasm. A look of pure concentration is on my face and I can see it right in front of me like a picture in my mind. "Almost there, almost there" I say as a reminder to my husband to wait as long as he can. (Translated this means: if you were thinking of going now, think twice you asshole because if I don't come you don't either bitch)
In the back of my mind lies my goal and then I hear a tapping on the front door. I fought off the urge to scream "GO AWAY DAMMIT!"
I look back at my husband and we agree without words to continue, hoping whoever it was would take a hint. Now I know you are about to ask, couldn't the moron at the door hear what was going on and take the hint.
Your answer, nope he couldn't hear because we are professionals at holding our mouths shut to keep from waking the sleeping angels. If I get too loud I can expect a hand over my mouth so I've conditioned myself.
Now I'm nearly having to start over but I try to start where I left off, the rough swaying motion, my back arched, chest forward. The sheet is brought up around my thighs where it was left in the middle of the action.
The front door opens to a crack and then wider as my 17 year old neighbor pokes his head in to see if we are still awake. The direction his head was facing was, you guessed it, THE COUCH, in an effort to see if my husband was awake watching t.v.
The look on his face, seeing me buck naked, in pure control, breasts jutting forward for his amazement was probably the closest this kid had been to a sexual encounter.
The look on my face was probably even more priceless. I jerked the sheet over me in a last ditch effort to hinder the view. He apologized quickly with red cheeks and shut the door.
I was done, no enjoyment for me after that. However, I know my husband. That woody wasn't going anywhere without help. We changed positions and I let him finish.
The next day I went over to talk to the boy's sister and the second he saw me, he hid. I told her to let him know it was an honest mistake and if he thought he was embarrassed, try being the one with no clothes on.
A few days later he finally spoke to me, apologized again and said "Well, if it makes you feel any better about it, you have nice boobs, not saggy like I thought they would be."
"Was that supposed to be a compliment?" I uttered.
User Reviews
Submitted by Williams_2004 (user info) at 2005-05-16 08:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This has happened to me before aswell. Ive had my sister(13 yrs old), mother (40yrs old) and my ex gfs sister (8yrs old) and brother (12yrs old) walk in on us. Happy days.
Submitted by BigCore (user info) at 2005-05-16 08:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's happened to me before. Friend walked in while I was with my girlfriend.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-16 07:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA sweetness. That's something that kid will treasure forever.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-12-09 16:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHHAAHAH!, "quick snack"...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-09 22:01:32 (#)
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"My butt in front of his face for the split second is welcome to a quick smack."
I swear I just read that and thought it said "quick snack."
Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2004-08-04 11:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I SHALL JACK IT NOW!
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-04 19:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff!
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-06-09 22:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha awesome story. +2 for the last couple lines alone.
-BongZilla
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-09 22:01:32 EDT (#)
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"My butt in front of his face for the split second is welcome to a quick smack."
I swear I just read that and thought it said "quick snack."
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-05-27 14:34:48 EDT (#)
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No comment needed.
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-05-27 14:19:56 EDT (#)
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Thankfully nobody else has ever walked in on us. We just learned to lock the door and well now we live in a different state and neighborhood.
Was horrifying then, funny now.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-05-27 14:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very funny
Submitted by finfan3 (user info) at 2004-05-27 13:59:25 EDT (#)
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Damn, that sucks! Haha, that's every teen's worst fear! Well, not the neighbor's son, but having somebody walk in on you, mainly a parent. That's gotta be the most embarrasing thing... ever. I'm sure you made his day though. ;) Oh, and lmao at that last comment by him. That's gotta hurt a little bit.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-05-13 10:42:21 EDT (#)
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"Well, if it makes you feel any better about it, you have nice boobs, not saggy like I thought they would be."
funny
Submitted by John at 2004-05-04 20:47:53 EDT (#)
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I love you Dufflady. *Wiggles penis*
Submitted by Schwing5000 (user info) at 2004-05-02 22:59:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-05-01 13:13:01 EDT (#)
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HA!
Submitted by SuperSwank (user info) at 2004-04-30 21:46:22 EDT (#)
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**OOPS**
Submitted by SuperSwank (user info) at 2004-04-30 21:46:04 EDT (#)
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**OOPS**
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-04-30 13:53:26 EDT (#)
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"You should have attatched a picture of you naked so we could find out if we agree with the kid or not."
It took me long enough to explain the post to my husband. I'm afraid a naked picture would be detrimental.
"Absolutely fantastic.... For once, something wonderfully written from a womans point of view..."
Thank you.
Submitted by SuperSwank (user info) at 2004-04-30 13:35:00 EDT (#)
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Absolutely fantastic.... For once, something wonderfully written from a womans point of view...
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-30 03:11:11 EDT (#)
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You should have attatched a picture of you naked so we could find out if we agree with the kid or not.
Malone
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-04-30 02:51:21 EDT (#)
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Damn, is it bad that I got a boner reading this?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-04-30 02:37:57 EDT (#)
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My name is Bargled, and I approve this post.
(fuck you, reallybored)
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-30 01:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
UBERPORN
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-04-29 17:57:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-04-29 17:41:04 EDT (#)
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Thanks all of you for reading. Glad you enjoyed it.
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-04-29 15:55:20 EDT (#)
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I will have to leave you with your imagination there. The image would be better, I'm sure.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-29 15:49:23 EDT (#)
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The title should have been about the boobs. They ended up being the point of it all.
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I think we can all agree you should camwhore yourself. As quickly as possible.
I'm a heterosexual male, and I approve this message.
Submitted by Goldeneyes (user info) at 2004-04-29 15:39:51 EDT (#)
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I was caught in college. Fun stuff.
-2 for giving me a woody at work
+2 for giving me a woody at work
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-04-29 14:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
breasts jutting forward for his amazement
That is just so damn hot!
I love when body parts jut.
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-04-29 14:31:34 EDT (#)
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The title should have been about the boobs. They ended up being the point of it all.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-29 14:13:22 EDT (#)
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Congrats on having nice boobies.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-29 13:48:33 EDT (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-04-29 13:45:22 EDT (#)
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Only for the final comment. "Not saggy like I thought they'd be."
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-04-29 13:42:02 EDT (#)
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Classy. Real classy.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-29 13:30:49 EDT (#)
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Yeah, that sucks for you. Chicks don't have a "point of no return" My girl and I were going at it once when the damn Jehova's witness knocked on the door. The mood was completely lost for her at that point. It takes a whole hell of a lot more than that to kill my mood.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-29 13:29:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by metal10000 (user info) at 2004-04-29 13:17:28 EDT (#)
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I have to say I have been walked in while being ridden. I noticed, she didn't b/c her back was to the door and didn't stop. The person, her sister, actually watched for like a minute or two before closing the door.
Good story though, kids change your life in so many ways.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-29 13:12:22 EDT (#)
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Hehe. That kid has balls.
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-04-29 13:06:11 EDT (#)
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Thanks all for compliments.
"LOL...waiting for this to happen. So far so good, but when we have
during Nascar couch sex on Sunday afternoon. I just know it is bound
to occur."
Be sure to write about it. It's only funny about a year later when you think back on it though.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:59:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:50:12 EDT (#)
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Oh....the other half. HA!
My husband knows that the end of South Park is his cue to make sexual hints. If I'm laughing I'm still awake.
You had me from there
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL...waiting for this to happen. So far so good, but when we have
during Nascar couch sex on Sunday afternoon. I just know it is bound
to occur.
Submitted by Halo_UK (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"""I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"
God bless you Zapp Brannigan! ""
- Amen. +2!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:35:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:29:10 EDT (#)
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Ohhhhhh that is terrible. I am really trying hard not to laugh....too much.
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:27:50 EDT (#)
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"that sucks. although i would have launched into a lecture (the next day) about walking into someones house uninvited"
The thing was, on other nights my husband had allowed him to just open the door. So needless to say, he's the one who got the lecture. The door was locked in that house before any other sexual acts ever happened.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:20:38 EDT (#)
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that sucks. although i would have launched into a lecture (the next day) about walking into someones house uninvited.
Submitted by Papajoe (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:18:41 EDT (#)
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Ahhh so classic. Thanks for making me laugh. ;p
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is the best ever.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:16:52 EDT (#)
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Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving
mysteries.
A Milhouse Divided
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahhaa... I feel so sorry for you
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:06:51 EDT (#)
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the kid's nice at least haha
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:02:25 EDT (#)
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Well, you know your opinion is gold dear....but no mullet.
HAHA.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant! even better than i thought it would be. BUT YOU LEFT OUT THE MULLET. how are people going to truly enjoy this without picturing the mullet swayyyy in de windddddd.
this deserves a 3
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-29 11:54:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-04-29 11:53:56 EDT (#)
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"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"
God bless you Zapp Brannigan!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-04-29 11:53:24 EDT (#)
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Heh.
Indeed
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-04-29 11:47:25 EDT (#)
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+2
HAHAHAHAAAA