My First Uber Post (619 hits)
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Submitted by H!6h 5k00|_ K1|) (View user info) at 2004-04-29 15:52:53 EDT
Greetings Uber.
Long time reader, first time writer. LOL, just like what people say on the radio and in Frasier.
That Roz is hot.
But not as hot as this story.
So without further ado: My first Uber post.
The Electric Car
It was a very boring day in my Physics class.
My friends Ian, Troy, Jerry and I had all ended up in the same class. Score.
So we did what we usually did when we were in Physics: we retreated to the festering catacombs known as "The Back of the Class". Ohh the things that went down there....
Homework, magazine reading, bubble gum chewing.........
They were the best of times, they were the worst of times. This was one that fell in the middle.
We had just finished polishing Jerry's knob (door knob, that he made in shop, ROFL, we're not ghey menz LOL!!!1) and were looking for something to do.
Troy and I decided to play video games on our GBA SP, Pokemon rocks. Jerry and Ian were rummaging around the lab looking for parts, for todays experiment was to make an electric car. Troy and I wanted to ask what they were doing but we were also scared and preoccupied with my level 7 Pikachu trying to electrify his level 4 Meowth :op Jerry and Ian had decided to go ahead and make the car.
If you don't know what an electric car is then allow me to explain to you. It consists of four wheels and a chassis. When it is done right, if you plug it into the electricity box on the desk it rolls about. ROFL!!!111
So Jerry and Ian got to work on their "creation". They managed to get it together and wire it. All that was needed was to plug it in.
What came next was not expected......
They plugged in their little device. It worked: sorta. Instead of rolling about, it sprayed sparks and caught fire. All Troy and I heard was two voices screaming "Holy Shit" and the fizzle of electricity. This went on for about 2 seconds and then the power went out. Troy and I decided to investigate. When we found them, they were hiding in separate corners amidst a cloud of smoke and a smoking, scorched johndom in the middle of the desk. They had only went and used prophylactics as tires. LOLl!!!111!1
Upon closer inspection we realized that we had blown several fuses in the fuse box. We never spoke of the incident again.
Until the principle expelled us for blowing all the fuses in the Physics lab.
Now I work in the Subway putting oregano on subs.
ROFL!!!!111!!
And sadly I've never had to buy another johndom :(
Cites: http://www.ubersite.com/m/31733
User Reviews
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-04-29 18:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmmm...some people can get away with anything. They can post shit like this and not get -2'd. In fact, if they are a certain group of people they can post this type of shit and it will have a positive rating.
Case in point: as of now this is rated .83.
It's not like trout's the first person to do this, nor will he be the last. Why then, does he deserve a positive rating? Because he's a veteran?
Fuck that.
-2
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-04-29 16:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Very creative.
Good mock.
Mock mock mock.
+mock for you
Submitted by vildy (user info) at 2004-04-29 16:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hehe
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-29 16:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rb, I think it's a joke.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-29 15:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you use numbers to symbolise words in your name? We dont like that around here.
Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2004-04-29 15:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My first review (go easy on me guys lol)
An improvement over the original.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-04-29 15:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow - this really sucked.
Good luck with the oregano.
It's from the greek meaning Joy of the Mountain you know.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-29 15:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL. MORE LIKE 40TH POST. WHAT ARE YOU STOOPID ORE SUMGNIHT??????????????