I hate you fucking Yankee bastards!!! (2523 hits)
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Submitted by <hpark_28.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-29 15:52:55 EDT
I moved up to New York from Alabama about 8 months ago so I know what I'm talking about! The first day I was here someone asked me where I was from and I told them, immediately they started making references to incest and slavery. They even had to gall to ask me where my fucking wife and 12 kids were. I told that old man to go fuck himself and then I kicked him in the balls because I'm awesome!
The next thing you know some asshole comes up to me to ask me for directions and I'm like what the hell I don't know. Then he gets all pissed off at me and starts yelling. I told him, "Get the fuck out of my face you fuck!", and he just got madder. You know you stupid Yankee bastards need to lighten up.
Speaking of lightening up. I was walking across the street a few days ago and the light had only just turned red, so I still had the right of way on the cross walk, and this asshole cabbie almost runs me over! I'm like geeze can't you fucking wait three fucking seconds you fat fuck! Oh and don't get me started about minorities!
You guys are fucking worse up here then we are. At least we force our schools to be integrated you stupid ignorant fucks have your schools all segregated. Every school I see is either all white or all black, it's not like you guys a mixed or anything. There may be one or two blackies in a cracker school but that is all. You guys need to look into integration and stop preaching to me about letting niggers into our schools at least you should right.
Speaking of preaching all you fucking aetheist God hating motherfuckers need to suck my ball sakc! I can't believe how many non-believing cunts there are around this fuck! Don't you guys fear god! God is going to punish you or not believing! I would think in a city that just had it's shit handed to it by some fucking Budhist fuckers needs to prey to their god, jesus, to help them the fuck out!!
Everyone should believe in god, except for midgets, niggers, fags, and jews they aren't really people. Oh and asian people are trying to take the white man's job so fuck him! I hate you fucking gooks and chinks! I'm so ferious!!
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Submitted by grandturismo (user info) at 2005-03-15 07:57:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-03 11:20:41 EDT (#)
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wild!
Submitted by Skinner <heck_yea.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-07 15:54:21 EDT (#)
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Im from the south and i just want to say that boston is one of my most favorite cities in the world and i could care less if your black a midget asian or anything else for that matter. im tired of the southern cliches most of them arent true,yet as we southerners try to better ourselces stupid fucks like this guy just pull us down.
oh and the family guy cliche was actually really funny to me i have a freind with a dodge charge he calls the general lee.... see pullin us down
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-28 11:24:05 EDT (#)
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Wanker
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-07-26 02:41:46 EDT (#)
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You remember that Family Guy where the Griffins have to move down south? ... to a shithole called "Bumblescum"....and all the toothless fuck mooks had to "go harvest the mud"...and they didn't have a goin' away gift, so "...we all just spit in a jar for ya" Well, all I can say after be transfered down south 3 years ago is that every pitiful cliche about the south is true. Undoubtedly, you are the poster geek for the south. What a bunch of fuckin' maroons (as bugs would say).
I'm positive that most of the mutant creed born down "heeya" are missing crucial strands of DNA.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:44:33 EDT (#)
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we have another koolmang/habeeb/squattail
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-07-26 01:32:59 EDT (#)
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Wow you're really fucking stupid.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-21 23:40:15 EDT (#)
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I hate you gook bastards!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-08 16:27:02 EDT (#)
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If ya redneck ass hates Yankees . . .GO THE FUCK BACK where you came from. Ignorant, assrash, bastard!
GO YANKEES!!! WHOOO!!!
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-08 13:36:25 EDT (#)
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There are too many of you that can't laugh at satire, or even regonize it.
Submitted by SouthernHick (user info) at 2004-05-17 20:51:15 EDT (#)
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I Live in Florida i was from alabama, i miss alabama so much, i miss bein with my southern brothers instead im with the scum of the earth at sometimes, I cant stand the spanish fools here. . I wish i could send them all back. . And for that retard dissing the south and alabama you are a fucking disgrace to florida alabama and the south for that matter you need to move to new york where u and your pale friends can get along.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-05-04 20:22:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-04 20:07:01 EDT (#)
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Nips
Wops
Kikes
Chinks
Gooks
Spics
Niggers
Spooks
I used to live in Alabama.
Submitted by Sumpy (user info) at 2004-05-04 19:58:21 EDT (#)
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You had me till the very last paragraph.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-05-04 19:48:49 EDT (#)
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I love you guys
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2004-04-30 13:58:30 EDT (#)
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" I kicked him in the balls because I'm awesome!"
Can we say "I wish I was maddox and I want to suck his cock?"
"The next thing you know some asshole comes up to me to ask me for directions and I'm like what the hell I don't know."
The right thing to do is give false directions. RETARD!
"Oh and don't get me started about minorities!"
Ay asshole. In NY white boys are the minority. Good ol boys got no pull in the city.
"God is going to punish you or not believing!"
God will punish you for using vulgar words and his name in the same sentence! Muthafucka!
The city, my (old) city will eat you alive in a very short short time. NY is not a place for some
backwards ass hillbilly incest lovin redneck who thinks God only loves him. May God have mercy on
your soul. R.I.P. Happy Trails Muthafucker.
Submitted by nam9168 (user info) at 2004-04-30 13:56:03 EDT (#)
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Alright - being from Louisiana and visiting NYC once...i will never return to the north. I feel sorry for you man - i do. fuck the north - i could post for days on why the south is better - but whatever - I can get a 30 pack of beer and a pack of smokes for less than $20 - only in the South. THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-30 13:54:49 EDT (#)
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"You guys are fucking worse up here then we are. At least we force our schools to be integrated you stupid ignorant fucks have your schools all segregated. Every school I see is either all white or all black, it's not like you guys a mixed or anything."
You moron, that was nothing to do with segration. It has to do with location. For 30 some odd years they bussed kids across town in attempt to integrate, and eventually they decided times have changed, it's costing the tax payers money, why keep doing it?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-04-30 13:49:57 EDT (#)
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You have managed, in a few pungent words, to be offensive to damn near every race, class, and creed. NICELY done. I laughed so hard I scared myself.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-04-30 13:38:18 EDT (#)
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I think satire is lost on some people.
Vivian I think it is the fresh taste in the air and the flowers blooming that puts people in such a mood. Well that and you.
On a seperate note... FLORDIA SUCKS!!! You Yankee bastards... etc. etc...
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-04-30 12:08:53 EDT (#)
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lol.
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-04-30 12:02:08 EDT (#)
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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-30 12:00:06 EDT (#)
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dude I live in Florida, and we make fun of Alabama, everyone does, it's unpatriotic if you don't!
One of my brother in laws is from Troy, ALA, he's pretty fucked up to say the least.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-30 11:58:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-30 11:49:54 EDT (#)
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Besides pledging myself to Tom here, a friend of mine asked me
To marry him yesterday.
Why are proposals so often this time o year hcp?
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-30 01:37:09 EDT (#)
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If I could download and forward you an electronic bitchslap, I would. Since I can't, kill yourself.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-04-29 19:12:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-29 17:54:10 (#)
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You have not posted in 1289739127336 years
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I know I was waiting for the second coming of christ but since it didn't go quite as expected. So here I am... I don't know how often I'll post but maybe once in a while. Will you marry me?
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-04-29 19:10:45 EDT (#)
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Malone you are such a racist!!! I hate you LOL!! I bet your a Yankee lover too you moron!! Maybe you should have taken your thumb out of your ass and the country would have been better!!!
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-04-29 18:57:43 EDT (#)
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I can't explain it. I just liked this one.
-Bus
Submitted by drsamedi (user info) at 2004-04-29 18:54:21 EDT (#)
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Hey man i think you are the one who need to lighten up and get a clue.... along with some moral fibre.
Submitted by ubermensch (user info) at 2004-04-29 18:49:22 EDT (#)
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thanks for the laugh.
Submitted by Peter_Pumpkinhead (user info) at 2004-04-29 18:49:17 EDT (#)
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Oh yes I would like t tell you we are not all Baptist bible-thumpers like this one. I only agree with hi to a certain point. I am not rascist more than half my school is Mexican and I have more black friends than white ones.
Submitted by Peter_Pumpkinhead (user info) at 2004-04-29 18:46:15 EDT (#)
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I'm tired of exlaining to Yankees that I don't own slaves and I'm not racist. One person started singing Sweet Home Alabama when I told him I was from GEORGIA. I didn't go singing Yankee Doodle. I'm sick of people thinking we're all rednecks and have sex with chickens. And you son of a bitches probably didn't know that Jimmy Carter was the first President to have been born in a hospital and he was was from the peanut state.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-29 18:35:55 EDT (#)
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"I would think in a city that just had it's shit handed to it by some fucking Budhist fuckers needs to prey to their god, jesus, to help them the fuck out!! "
Budhists? Are you talking about the WTC? I won't even respond to this. You're too stupid to think.
I've said this before and I'll say it again. He didn't know it at the time but Sherman sure fucked up. He only wiped out the land down south, and not the people with it.
Malone
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-29 17:54:10 EDT (#)
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You have not posted in 1289739127336 years.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-04-29 17:35:24 EDT (#)
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Loved the ending, it was sweet as.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-04-29 17:29:57 EDT (#)
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ahem,,, Fuck you mother fuckers I'm right and your wrong!! I don't believe in hell I'm a christian Loki! LOL!!!
how was that?
Submitted by Melany (user info) at 2004-04-29 16:58:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-29 16:54:25 EDT (#)
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According to Kirk Cameron you are going to hell.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-04-29 16:06:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-29 16:05:05 EDT (#)
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GOD DAMNED SON OF A FUCKING BITCH! If you are a "long time reader" THEN YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW NOT TO WRITE "THIS IS MY FIRST POST" ON YOUR FIRST POST BITCH!!!!
Jesus Fucking Christ you are a fucking dipshit cocksucking assmunch and I want to strangle you until you are dead.
Oh... By the way, this review is for that other post, not this one...
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-29 15:58:32 EDT (#)
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Nice work. I liked how you started with the racial hatred and then moved towards religion. SOOO many people do it the other way, but after talking about wether god/athesists suck, its kind of a letdown to make fun of niggers/crackers.
GOOD WORK!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-29 15:56:17 EDT (#)
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"Everyone should believe in god, except for midgets, niggers, fags, and jews they aren't really people."
Haha. Followed to a T.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-04-29 15:54:19 EDT (#)
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I learned everything I need to know from Razor's school of how to be a hit whore. How'd I do teach?
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