I Got Punk'd By Paco (3132 hits)
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Submitted by Sideburns (View user info) at 2004-04-29 23:53:38 EDT
As some of you may know, I've been searching for a decent car for months now. I still haven't found the right one. One of my co-workers, Paco(name changed), offered to sell me his '97 Camaro. Unfortunately, the language barrier prevents me from haggling with the price the way that I want to. In the past few weeks, he's gone UP in price. Either he doesn't have a very good memory, or he's trying to screw me over. Every time I try to tell him that he can't raise the price like that, his response is ''Eees okay!". I finally got him to drop the price to $3,000.
To make contact easier between us, I gave Paco my home phone number so that he can call me to talk about the price. That was a big mistake. He may not speak too much engish, but apparently he likes to make prank phone calls. I happen to be the receiver of those phonecalls--
<ring)
"Hello?"
"Ehhh, hola?"
"Hey, Paco??"
"No. Ees tu mama!"
<Click>
For those who speak no spanish, he just referred to himself as my mother. I KNOW it's him, because it's his number on my caller ID. Whenever I try to call back, he doesn't answer. When I tell him at work that I know it's him, he brushes it off--
"Paco, dude. I gave you my number to talk about the car, not to make prank calls. I know it's you."
"Ehhh. No."
"YOU CALL MY HOUSE, SAY SOMETHING STUPID, THEN YOU HANG UP ON ME!"
"No. Ees no me. Ees ok though."
The little bastard is starting to piss me off. After I confronted him, the prank phone calls were coming every night now--
<ring>
"Paco, don't even--"
"My peenie esta BIG."
"Paco, stop."
"For your mama. My peenie."
"Paco, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
"What the fook is my peenie doing? Ees in your mama!"
<Click>
He wasn't very creative to begin with, and he even started getting lazy on his delivery. He didn't even hide his identity anymore--
<Ring>
"Hello?"
"Hola. Ees Diego. We talk 'bout car now."
"It's about time, bud. Okay, you came down to 3000 the other day, I just want to know what mechanical work the car needs if any. Also, is the--"
"BEETCH CORNDOG!"
"What?"
"BEEEETCH! CORN DOGGY BEEEEETCH!"
<click>
I don't believe this. I take the little fucker serious and he calls me a bitch corndog? When I'm on my break at work, I usually eat corndogs, so I see where he got that from-- but that was low. That was the last prank call I got from him for a few days, and I rarely work on the same days as him so I can't kick his ass. After a few days of not being punked by Paco, I receive a phonecall this morning--
<ring>
"Hello?"
"Hola. Ees Paco. You want coche(car) for 2500?"
"2500? Hell yea I'll take it for that much. In fact, I'll meet you at work today and bring you the money."
"My ass say sumting'"
"Your what?"
''PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"
<click>
That's it. Playtime's over Paco. This means war. This Mexican bastard wants to waste my time? Okay, so be it. I found out today at work that he's an illegal immigrant. I'll just threaten to call Immigration Services if he doesn't sell me the car for my price.
Take that, bitch corndog.
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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^Here is the national number for the INS just in case.^
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Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Eees okay!".
The mental image gets me every time.
Submitted by Holoman (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for the word Punk'd being in there at all. FUCK MTV!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-02 18:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by vajokki (user info) at 2004-09-02 18:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it.
Mexicans have no talent.
Submitted by Garet_Jax (user info) at 2004-09-02 18:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ring>
"Paco, don't even--"
"My peenie esta BIG."
"Paco, stop."
"For your mama. My peenie."
"Paco, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
"What the fook is my peenie doing? Ees in your mama!"
<Click>
This almost made me fall out of my chair laughing, not good at work.
Great Stuff!!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-06-19 13:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-30 23:38:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wiki, IM me sometime: JustinFromTR.
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Seems like so long ago.. *sigh*
<33
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-16 13:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo hilarity!
Submitted by CouchTomatoe (user info) at 2004-06-07 23:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sideburns, I love you. This post made me laugh out loud. The comments made me laugh more. Thanks to you, my family now thinks I'm nuts.
Submitted by SiriusLives (user info) at 2004-05-19 11:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny stuff
Submitted by Melany (user info) at 2004-05-07 00:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, funny.
Submitted by cunthead (user info) at 2004-05-06 04:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok so i've already reviewed this once but i only gave it a 1 and its the funniest thing ive read in a long time so i had to make my wrongs right and give it a 2.
it deserves nothing less.
Paco should get a payrise.
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-05-05 17:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"BEEEETCH! CORN DOGGY BEEEEETCH!"
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This is fuckin great.
Submitted by cunthead (user info) at 2004-05-05 03:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
paco's the shit you bitch corndogs
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-05-04 11:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-05-04 05:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.9? Damn. Have another +2 and maybe it will go to 1.900001.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-05-03 21:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the funniest thing I have read in a while.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2004-05-03 20:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment, ees tu mama!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-03 20:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn spics.
Submitted by SPE (user info) at 2004-05-03 16:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this was funny but...
-1
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-03 16:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, corndog bitch will forever live in infamy
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-05-03 16:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny shit.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-05-03 16:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just came back to read this after the weekend, and I have to say this is still fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-05-03 16:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This one actually made me laugh out loud. Do you know how hard that is?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-05-03 16:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-05-03 11:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, i misspelled bitch.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-05-03 11:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-03 02:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
boring.
1-build a time machine
2-go back to your birth
3-abort yourself.
4-eat your own aborted fetus
5-grab some pickles
6-stick pickle in your aborted fetus's ass
7-jump off building
8-die
9-die
10-die
my ratings don't work, but your're still a fucking piss covered fire hydrant.
take that to the bank with your fucking +2, ASSHAT!
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-05-02 15:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is funny as hell and i want to lick you too..
what?!?!?!?!?!?!?
-Black Ninja
Submitted by AmyRose (user info) at 2004-05-02 15:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you always make me laugh, and i still want to lick you.
just one night sideburns, give me just one night.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-02 00:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I gotta good story about mexans..."
This is a post about a Mexican. Mexans and Mexicans are two totally different nationalities--
ah fuck it, I'm going nowhere with this.
Just, eat me.
Submitted by SKAmazing <up2shenaniganspunk.at.rock.com> at 2004-05-01 22:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
BEEEECH CONDOG BEEEEEEEETCH
thats so funny
I gotta good story about mexans...
<starting off with i gotta good story about ____ always means its about to suck>
Ok, so i was sitting on the bus, and i always go by this one conviencees store where mexicans line for about 2 or 3 whole fucking blocks (about 7 store-fronts) and there all waiting to get a dayjob as a landscaper. as soon as a truck comes up, they all pile in, to get a job for the day. Well one day when driveing by, another pickuptruck drove up, parked in front of the store, and as usuall, mexicans, sprinted into the truck, 30 seconds later, a dude jumps out, KICKING about 4 mexicans out too, and SLAMMING them on the ground, and starts screaming at the top of his lungs, WTC ARE YOU DOIN IN MY FUCKING TRUCK. GET THE HELL OUTTA MY CAR YOU BUCH OF DIRTY FUCKS, GO GET YOURSELF A FUCKING GREEN CARD.
it was the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my entire life. i have never laughed so hard.. ever
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-05-01 22:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2004-05-01 22:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
magical_invisible_torso_man: A corndog is a hotdog that has been dipped in some kind of foul cornmeal batter and baked. It's then usually served on a stick. Because somehow a hotdog in a bun is less convenient than a hotdog covered in bread-like substance and served on a stick. Frankly, I think the bastards are the work of satan, and they taste like crap. But that's just me.
In other news: hilarious post. +2
Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2004-05-01 21:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this may seem a stupid question,(don't blame me, i'm australian) but what exactly is a corn dog??
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-05-01 17:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-05-01 17:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a roomate named Paco. He owns a landscaping company and always smells like old cheese. On a side note I just bought a car. woot for me! good story though, you should show up at his house with a bunch of friends dressed in all balck with ski masks, with "INS" painted on your shirts. then once he starts to cry go "BEETCH CORNDOG, PUNTO!"
-BongZilla
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-01 16:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"BEEEETCH! CORN DOGGY BEEEEETCH!"
Damn corn dogs sound good now.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-05-01 14:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mexicans make me happy.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-05-01 12:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
for msn, i'm gianthead69.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-01 09:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Watch out justin, youarsoghey may threaten to kick you in the ovaries!
What?
Well, he's actually a nice gentlemanly fellow.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-01 08:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nevermind, I got it.
I'm a little slow.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-01 08:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why would you be a pirate?
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-01 08:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That irritates me. Damn the Uber lagging of late..
argh!
And yes, I'm aware that I am not a pirate.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-01 08:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IM: dewkiss321
Don't ask.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-01 08:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IM: dewkiss321
Don't ask.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-01 07:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone else want to talk sometime, just IM me. Leave your IM names on this post.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-01 07:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're on my list, youarsoghey.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-01 01:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sideburns,
My AIM name is JHMM13 if you feel like adding me.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-30 23:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wiki, IM me sometime: JustinFromTR.
Phinch, thanks for the suggestion. I took your advice.
Everyone else, thanks for the positive feedback.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-04-30 19:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was HILARIOUS.. except..
I hate corndogs.. you should get a '0' for that.
But, in retrospect, I love you. And love is blind. Therefore, you get a +2.
Also, will you have sex with me?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-04-30 11:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mva name = good, but what if you changed it to "bich corndog"
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-30 11:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And like some other people said earlier, I've never had a corndog either...
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-30 11:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA!
ohlookasquirrel=sex partner
?
Thanks, I think.
I wuv you justy. My attention whore self is validated by your existence.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-30 11:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-30 10:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ANd the streak is broken! Not since Joe Dimaggio has such a streak captivated the masses! Oh well, 41 consecutive +2's isn't bad.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-04-30 10:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're going to give this idiot money for a car that probably doesn't run?
Submitted by vildy (user info) at 2004-04-30 09:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-04-30 09:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"BEEEETCH! CORN DOGGY BEEEEETCH!"
I giggled embarassingly loudly.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-30 09:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A big +2 for 'bitch corndog'. That's going to become my new handle for every game I play.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-04-30 09:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotta love it.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-30 08:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-30 08:12:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is just screaming for a -2.
======
I'm wondering who will give it a +1.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-30 08:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Total BAW. Funniest thing I've read all week.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-30 08:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yep. its good
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-04-30 08:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamnit, that's comedy.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-30 08:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm....
Well, to get him back you could.... Umm... Get me to ring him collect. That would serve him right... hehehe
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-30 08:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is just screaming for a -2.
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-04-30 07:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I busted a gut at work over this.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-30 07:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, well I'll punk YOUR paco.
I am aware that doesn't even make sense.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-30 05:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eees ok!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-30 05:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not all Mexicans are like that.
The majority of us would stab you and take your 3 grand, not give you our car for it.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-04-30 05:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Indeed.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-04-30 05:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha that Mexican sense of humour. I think the dude just wanted a friend
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-04-30 03:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-04-30 03:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious, I thought you were making this shit up until you used his real name. What a little twerp.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-04-30 02:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bitch corndog
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-04-30 02:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The car is probably stolen.
My name is Bargled, and I approve that joke.
Submitted by CunningVision (user info) at 2004-04-30 02:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Snicker.
Submitted by dragonninja (user info) at 2004-04-30 02:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hAR hAR
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-30 01:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the sound of Pacodiego's voice in my head.
I actually had a hot weiner for dinner. On a stick. Deep fried.
OHHH YEAH
P.S. Sideburns, if you wanna get on Insane's good side just lick your lips at him realll slowly. I hear he's a sucker for that in combination with excessive facial hair.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-04-30 00:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mwaaahahahahahaaaa!
Werd.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-30 00:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never had one either and I live in Jersey.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-30 00:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
something about a ----->BATTERED, DEEP FRIED FRANKFURTER<--- sounds a little unappealing
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-30 00:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was actually having a craving for corndogs the other day- lucky i didn't succumb, those things are nasty.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-30 00:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was a joke.
I love you too.
We're sticking to bars son. I raise my nose at nightclubs.
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-04-30 00:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-30 00:23:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
funny shit. I've never had a corn dog. They any good?
Method are you shitting me? What country do you live in?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-30 00:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny shit. I've never had a corn dog. They any good?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-30 00:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Insane-- remember, I'm going to be clubbing with you in a few short months. If I ''accidentally'' leave early, remember why my friend.
Just kidding--
I love you.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-04-30 00:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meh. This was ok. I never actually laughed out loud.
I DID, however, crap my pants. Usually the two go hand in hand, but I'm an exception to what you would call normal.
...wow, it's late and I have no idea what I'm talking about. This was hilarious, bro.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-04-30 00:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it fate that I'm eating a corndog right now?
Ballpark, blue box, all beef, with mustard all over it?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-29 23:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops. I noticed I used his real name in there. My bad.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-29 23:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very funny. Your funniest work.
and by 'funniest' i actually mean, 'first time being funny'.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-29 23:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does shit always happen to you?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-29 23:56:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-29 23:56:52 EDT (#)
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I thought his name was Diego. HAHAHAHA
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-29 23:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit I cant stop laughing. And his name is Diego, good job hiding that.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-04-29 23:56:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-04-29 23:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My daddy o'er der? I's HONGRY.