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Submitted by Tj <Malachewaii.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-30 00:58:31 EDT


What are your favorite:

Drink (alcoholic, and non-alcoholic)

Food

Person

show

Movie

genre of music

band

candy

feeling

emotion

drug (if you use..)

memory

smell

sound

touch

etc, etc.. what are your favorites?

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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-07 01:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it isn't entertaining either

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-07 01:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

is it entertaing to go back through all these replies and read what people perfer?



I vote no.

Submitted by firechomper (user info) at 2004-04-30 15:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ahh something to entertain me at work for 5 minutes!

What are your favorite:

Drink (alcoholic, and non-alcoholic): Non-alcoholic: Mt. Dew, Alcoholic: Mike's

Food: chicken parmesan

Person: Dave (bf)

Show: ER

Movie: Langoliers

Genre of music: umm this is tough - but I like John Mayer, Matchbox 20 .. whatever you'd call them.

Band: Fuel

Candy: M&M's!!

Feeling: feeling loved

Emotion: contentment

Drug (if you use..): don't use

Memory: Camping in the Adirondacks

Smell: Fresh air and the smell of my pillow

Sound: water - like waterfalls

Touch: ummm I like the softness of a new baby :)

etc, etc.. what are your favorites? favorite color = cerulean blue!

favorite car = mustand or firebird

i tihnk thats all

Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-04-30 12:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What are your favorite:

Drink (alcoholic, and non-alcoholic) Non alcoholic=A&W Rootbeer, Alcoholic is jell-o shooters

Food MVP pizza (everything but anchovies) and coldstone sweet cream ice cream w/ brownie

Person Chris (bf) and Angelina Jolie

show the OC

Movie hmmmmmmmm Joe Dirt/Billy Madison (tie)

genre of music hardcore/ dub rock/reggae

band Sublime

candy bit o' honey

feeling orgasm

emotion happiness

drug (if you use..) sorry.... i don't

memory first kiss w/ someone special

smell cucumber melon

sound whispers

touch touch?? like touching satin?? i like to touch soft things

etc, etc.. what are your favorites? favorite color = HOT pink

favorite car = red BMW 325I

i tihnk thats all

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-04-30 08:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Drink (alcoholic) : Michelobe (chick beer, I know, but I'm a chick so it's ok)
(and non-alcoholic) : Dr. Pepper
Food : Steak and A1
Person : if I say Bart will I be cool at this site now? haha... just keeding... my son.
Show : 24
Movie : Seriously? Um... this is too hard... Dancer in the Dark maybe?
Genre of Music : Show Tunes
Band : With Any Luck ( www.withanyluck.com they are cool check 'em out)
Candy : Sour Patch Kids
Feeling : Bubble Baths
Emotion : Joy
Drug (if you use..) : Zoloft (so I'm not crazy) and Allegra (so I can breathe. DAMN YOU POLLEN!)
Memory : Walking in the rain with a boy
Smell : Bread baking
Sound : Son's laugh
Touch : Someone else playing with/washing my hair.

Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-04-30 04:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Drink: Tanqueray Martini w/twist or Fresh orange juice.
Food: Foie Gras
Person: Joseph Conrad
Show: Family Guy
Movie: Apocalypse Now, Redux
Music Genre: Classical
Band: The Doors
Candy: Chunky Kit Kats
Feeling: Bemusement
Emotion: Love
Drug: Heroin
Memory: Being played to by a couple of Indian guys on the tabla and sitar on top of a mountain overlooking the Lake Palace Hotel in Udaiphur, Rajasthan, whilst the sun set, very high on opium.
Smell: Chateau d'Yquem
Sound: Chopin's 24th Etude
Touch: Shatoosh


Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-30 03:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Bart, I have the Vicodin, you bring the pepsi and meet me on the beach. Heh.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-30 03:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

A gay ass test ! Yay ! I'm nearing my 18th hour of work and I'm here for at the very least 10 others (no shit). Yeah, I've been thinking about resigning big time so I need a break:

Drink : (alcoholic, and non-alcoholic) wine of all kind, apple juice
Food : anything considered meat
Person: brothers
show : I've chosen a long ago to ditch my TV
Movie : Pi
music : Usually rock and classical but lots of other stuff.
band : hard question, I don't know
candy : I don't remind the brand I was eating when I was 5
feeling: finishing work and anything involving women
emotion: happiness in general (wow, that was gay)
drug (if you use..): used to.
memory: getting drunk outside in the harsh winter of my very northern hometown with buddies
smell : Cliché but women's hairs beat it all
sound : Piano and total silence, which I haven't heard in a fuckin' while
touch : ...anything involving women

But right at this very moment, my favorite things would be some balls to quit this damn job even if it pays good and have myself a nap for a month or so.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-30 02:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Drink (alcoholic, and non-alcoholic) Vodka, Pepsi

Food : Seafood

Person : My best friend

show : Family guy and Law & Order re-runs on cable

Movie : Too many to list

genre of music : All kinds from The Beatles to Punk

band : Again, too many to list

candy : sour gummi worms

feeling : contentment

emotion : laughter

drug (if you use..) Vicodin

memory : My grandmother

smell: Spring

sound : Waves rolling into shore

touch : My down comforter on a cold night


Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-04-30 02:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Drink (alcoholic, and non-alcoholic)
alcoholic - tie between Hacker Pschorr and Captain & Coke
nonalcoholic - coffee or Pepsi

Food - tortellini w/ marinara

Person - my nephew

show - Simpsons

Movie - Fight Club

genre of music - Rock

band - Led Zeppelin

candy - Snickers

feeling - Hyperawareness

emotion - Love

drug (if you use..) - Vicodin

memory - Too many to list, but they all involve nude people

smell - Chocolate

sound - Waves on the sand

touch - Scalp massage

Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-30 01:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

...a sporting good store sells these really cool things called "Snow Spikes." They are 2 inch long spikes that clip to the bottom of your shoes so you can walk on snow...I would like to purchase a pair and proceed to dance on your face with them.

Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-04-30 01:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Drink: (alcoholic, and non-alcoholic) Yes please.
Food: Lots
Person: Me (what)
show: Show you what?
Movie: Yes I did one this morning
genre of music: Whats genre?
band: On the run?
candy: Samples
feeling: Stop talking dirty!
emotion: I am a man I don't know what you are talking about.
drug (if you use..): Now was it the orange one or blue one?
memory: ???
smell: Do you?
sound: Huuuuuueeeeeyyyyy.
touch: There you go talking dirty again!




Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-04-30 01:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Drink (alcoholic, and non-alcoholic)
7 crown, coke

Food
pie

Person
MR. Olive

show
Daily show

Movie
Cassablanca

genre of music
music is music

band
The KGB

candy
Corden's candy

feeling
good like

emotion
double plus good

drug (if you use..)
drink

memory
that one time i...

smell
pie

sound
the sounds a car makes when it flips and crushes your hand

touch
pie


Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-04-30 01:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Drink - Sprite
Food - pizza when its cold, ice cream when its hot.
Person - Eddie Izzard
Show - Family Guy
Movie - The Matrix, Schindler's List (tie)
Music Genre - Electronica
Music Band - Juno Reactor
Candy - changes weekly
Feeling - orgasm? duh?
Emotion - happy. cant think of anything better. maybe "entranced"?
Drug - enzy-I mean...umm...LSD. yeah.
Memory - my memory sucks. the last good thing i remember was the beginning of last weekend.
Smell - blood. in the morning.
Sound - explosion, nuclear explosion. either that, or a locker being slammed shut.
Touch - bed pillow ; boobies!

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-04-30 01:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Drink (alcoholic, and non-alcoholic): Mike's Hard Lemonade/Pepsi

Food: Subs

Person: Girlfriend

Show: Family Guy

Movie: Way to many to list...

Genre of Music: Again, too many to list...

Band: Oh jeez...uh... I'd have to say Tool

Candy: Tootsie Rolls

Feeling: Does tired count as a feeling?

Emotion: Does tired count as an emotion?

Drug (if you use..): Tylenol

Memory: Leaping 12 feet into a huge pile of snow. Good times.

Smell: Fresh baked bread. Shut up.

Sound: The sound an egg makes when you drop it on the floor and it goes splat

Touch: Skin


Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-30 01:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fucking your mother in the ass unprotected.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-04-30 01:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Drink (alcoholic, and non-alcoholic)

Jack Daniels. Water or Diet Coke.

Food

Beef.

Person

My wife.

show

The Shield

Movie

The Days of Wine and Roses.

genre of music

Oldies

band

Genesis

candy

Snickers

feeling

Elation

emotion

Fear

drug (if you use..)

Bayer Aspirin. I'm old.

memory

Hard to say.

smell

Pizza

sound

Harley

touch

Skin

Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2004-04-30 01:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Drink (alcoholic, and non-alcoholic): Budweiser, or Bud Light, and Coca-Cola

Food : Duh. Steak, with A-1 sauce. Yes, I'm evil because I eat cows. Cook it medium rare, bitch.

Person : I don't know yet.. I guess Stewie, off of Family Guy.. if he's considered a person..

show: Family Guy..

Movie: TONS.. Kill Bill Vol. 1, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas.. etc, etc.

genre of music: Punk. the real shit, not Simple Plan or Good Charlotte or any of those jackasses.

band: at the moment.. 1251, The Dropkick Murphys, and Flogging Molly

candy Sweet-Tarts and Snickers bars fucking rule

feeling: being in love

emotion: love..

drug: (if you use..) Marijuana. Although I really don't consider it a drug..it's the ONLY one I do.

memory: I'll have to get back to you on that one..

smell: oh, man.. tie between good weed and chocolate chip cookies baking..

sound: I dunno why I even asked this one..

touch: making out. it fuckin rocks.

Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-04-30 01:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

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