Bad Hand Placement (556 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: -1.5 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by matt moore <bubbamoore.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-30 20:11:58 EDT
So, my friends and I decided to go to the movies. You know, just a regular trip to see that flick you have been dying to see. I would tell you the name of the movie but honestly I don't remember. So we pay for our tickets and start walking in to get some refreshments. Like usual we are pretty stoned and can't wait for the overly priced, shitty, movie junk food. Well before you get there you need to hand your ticket stub over and have them rip it for you. So everything is going smoothly so far until I hand over my ticket. Then I notice that the ticket stub man has the smallest deformed hands I have ever seen.
Now this is the thing... WHY in the hell is the deformed man ripping tickets? I mean I could see if he was missing a leg or something but he has crazy small hands. I am talking like the hands in the movie, Scary Movie 2. Like NASTY. So now after handing the funny hand man my ticket I have to take the other half from him. Now at this point three things went through my head...
1. What if he notices me staring at his hands?
2. Why the fuck is he working at this station?
And last but not least...
3. Do I really need this ticket stub back?
So finally after about a three second pause I close my eyes and take the ticket stub. As I took the stub, my hand brushed up against his and I thought I was going to scream, or get small hand disease.
It has been about three months since the small hand incident, and in case you are wondering, no small hand disease here thank god! But come on people; let's use better judgment in job placement for the handicap!
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Submitted by bubbamoore (user info) at 2004-05-23 18:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just thought i would rate my own!
Submitted by space_cowboy (user info) at 2004-04-30 22:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
From what I got out of your story he did his job fine, so why wouldn't he be workng there? I see your point, that he could be doing something that does not involve people seeing his hands, but that is discrimination, and I am sorry that you feel that way.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-04-30 20:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've always wanted to do this:
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-30 20:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Too bad you didn't have small hands.
If you did, maybe you couldn't type shit like this.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-04-30 20:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jeremy Beadle has a tiny penis.
Although, on the other hand it's fucking huge.