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Rating: -2 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <Master.at.13.cc> (View user info) at 2004-05-02 00:18:56 EDT


Today I woke up with a cold. I was like, fuck, not this again. After verbally abusing my wife and children for about 3 hours, I blew my nose. My nose was still stuffed up so I decided to get a better look.

The mirror did shit, so I figured a camera would be better. Enjoy:

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Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-05-02 08:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Diddums. Have a -2 a lie down and call me in the morning.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-02 03:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have a big cock

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-02 00:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who?

Monica Lewinsky?














Man I want to see her cock.











ANNNNDDDDD scene.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-02 00:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Viv,

Guess who inspired him.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-02 00:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-02 00:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-02 00:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Aw, it's so cute when sideburns is mean.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-02 00:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You don't even know how to press ''attach'' to submit a picture, so here's what you do?

Unplug your computer.

Pack it all back up in the box

Send it to the company that you got it from.

Grab a fork.

Stick that fork in the socket your computer was once connected to.

Thanks.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-02 00:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Funny, you look kind of like the ubersite screen.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-05-02 00:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Very enjoyable


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