Play With My Tally Whacker (2900 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.62 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DrinkDDT (View user info) at 2004-05-02 01:54:42 EDT
Everyone on the most viewed authors list, please change your name to Bart Cilfone.
Its going to be so funny.
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-10-13 12:09:48 EDT (#)
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What the
Submitted by Orange-San (user info) at 2004-05-04 18:39:31 EDT (#)
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whose bart?*
Submitted by Orange-San (user info) at 2004-05-04 18:39:23 EDT (#)
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whose brat?
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-05-03 04:15:15 EDT (#)
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Drink you are so silly.
Hehe
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-02 18:32:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Supremebeing (user info) at 2004-05-02 17:10:05 EDT (#)
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Shouldnt that title read "Someone please help me find my Tally Whacker?"
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-02 11:21:42 EDT (#)
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My spot on the MVA was hard-earned.
*cough* Sideburns *cough*
So I'm not taking down my name!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-05-02 10:34:59 EDT (#)
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i tried man, I TRIED! I CAN'T DO IT!!
Submitted by dragonninja (user info) at 2004-05-02 04:03:34 EDT (#)
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And a good one too
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-05-02 03:30:12 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about KoolMang:
he is a dildo
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:46:36 EDT (#)
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Koolmang, you are a dildo.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:38:05 EDT (#)
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Am I welcome in this little club, now that I have membership?
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:30:12 EDT (#)
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It's true, he wins, despite his shlong.
In addition, his mom looks like me?
So he is cool by association.
Drink, you have my coveted stamp of approval.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:28:18 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about drink_DDT:
He's so great in the sack, despite his mini-shlong.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:26:05 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about ohlookasquirrel
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NO! Bow to me! mUAhAh!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:21:55 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about youarsoghey
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Tom
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Bow down to me. BOW!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:14:47 EDT (#)
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You wait for it to refresh tomorrow, Mr. Tallywacker. You wait. I will prove you wrong. I WILL PROVE YOU ALL WRONG! ALL OF YOU! I AM THE KING! MOOOOOP!
Right like I was saying, I'm more important than anyone under me.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:13:27 EDT (#)
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Sorry Tom, far as I can tell, you still have the same amount of hits as yourself. . .
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:11:59 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about loki
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I WIN
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:09:19 EDT (#)
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But Tom, you're under Loki, and you don't have more hits than you.
Looks like I caught you in another one of your tall tales.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:08:15 EDT (#)
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20 bucks says Ryan Donovan and Ubermadness don't change. It's also 2am. I'm going to sleep.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:07:39 EDT (#)
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Hey, three is a party! Besides, I count more than everyone under Loki because I have more hits than them.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:06:37 EDT (#)
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If the entire MVA list isn't named Bart Cilfone in 5 minutes, I'm going to give up.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:02:24 EDT (#)
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GARRRARRRARAR!!
I dont LOOK LIKE YOU.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:01:30 EDT (#)
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DO IT TOM. So far me and Bart are in on it. Boy is this going to be great.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:01:13 EDT (#)
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Fuck you, I thought of this ten minutes ago! I have no influence over it though. But if you'll notice, I'm already on the MVA list. AND I'M NOT GAY! Seriously. The other guy is gay. Whataefag. I'm not gay. Very not gay.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:00:38 EDT (#)
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ok fine i'll change my name
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-05-02 02:00:17 EDT (#)
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At least I don't look like me!
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-02 01:59:47 EDT (#)
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You are a strange strange man tim.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-05-02 01:58:59 EDT (#)
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No time for laughter tom, go change your name.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-02 01:57:31 EDT (#)
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har har
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-05-02 01:57:15 EDT (#)
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Damn you, Timothy! You actually caught me out! I looked at the MVA before I saw this post and noticed Bart's name was not at the top and clicked on it like the gullible fool I am.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-05-02 01:57:00 EDT (#)
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Bart, why isn't this post on Boredatwork.com yet?