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Submitted by JBOMB (View user info) at 2004-05-02 05:07:21 EDT

Well, I think I have spread the word of Jesus pretty well on this heathen webpage of sin. I was going to submit some more stuff but I am off to the jungle to convert other heathens to the good word of the Gospel according to JC. Here are a few posts I was going to write but won't be able to, so if anyone wants to take up the challange, feel free to.

Honorable discharge: an ode to bukake
Why claymation is the future of motion picture special effects - Submitted by JBOMB at 1985-05-02 04:13:40
Never, ever look through the glory hole (or why I wear an eyepatch)
Planet of the rapes
Punching your way through a wet paper bag vs. punching your way through a faggot's teaparty
Cure for AIDS plus 3 simple steps to world peace (click here for more details)

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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-05-02 13:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OK, they were wrong, but I laughed.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-02 13:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-05-02 06:26:00 EDT (#)
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i already solved world peace:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/31891

Submitted by dragonninja (user info) at 2004-05-02 05:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Never, ever look through the glory hole (or why I wear an eyepatch)

!!!

You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather
feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I
sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Night Out