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Category: Romance

Rating: -0.23 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by fingerbang <str8pimpin213.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-02 21:51:23 EDT


Bitches i mean, never mind these bitches are hot, I have this poster in my room and my girlfriend loves it and by loves it i mean will rip my balls up if i don't take it down.

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Submitted by Sicgrrl (user info) at 2004-05-16 20:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fucking Welsh bitch.
I want my poster back.


Submitted by Apple_Sauce (user info) at 2004-05-03 15:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the lezzies

Submitted by Lacksmotivation (user info) at 2004-05-03 15:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sam Jackson Bitches?

Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-05-03 12:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am cool and so is snoop

Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-03 10:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2004-05-03 10:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

in response to KoolMang Id say that "cool" is a state of mind. When you're real relaxed, and take everything easy, then you are cool. Too many people confuse "hip" with "cool" these days and its just so sad. You guys dig?

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-03 04:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You know those two both turned out to be straight, right?

Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-03 03:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Fingerbang posts aren't really open to philosophical discussion, but I shall turn it into one, or at least attempt to.

What is "cool"?

Does it have anything to do with what you have, or does it have more to do with what you are?

Or is it about how you act?

Is it kinda like an adult would define having a "life" as working and supporting yourself financially and being a generally responsible adult for a long time, or is it how often you go binge drinking and knocking up girls?
................................................................................................

Consider who is cool A short and by no means representative listing.

Iggy Pop
David Bowie
Brian Ferry

Jimi Hendrix was cool
Jim Morrison was cool

Curt Cobain was just another fucked up white guy
Keith Richards IS A FUCKING LEGEND but I wouldn't rate him as cool
Jimi Page is cool
Keith Moon was cool in his own manic fucked up way.
Sean Connery is way cool
Spike Milligan was to funny to be cool
Debbie Harry is cool
Courtney Love is defintely NOT
Madonna is still Cool.
Britney is not even close to being cool.
Brad Pitt and Johny Depp are cool
Hugh Grant and Richard Gere are so uncool they are melting.
Dare I say it River Phoenix was cool
Hugh Jackman is so cool he is scary
John Travolta almost gets it but then doesn't quite carry it off.

Add your own.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-03 03:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-02 22:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

cool is having a lesbo poster in your room.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-02 22:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fingerbang posts aren't really open to philosophical discussion, but I shall turn it into one, or at least attempt to.

What is "cool"?

Does it have anything to do with what you have, or does it have more to do with what you are?

Or is it about how you act?

Is it kinda like an adult would define having a "life" as working and supporting yourself financially and being a generally responsible adult for a long time, or is it how often you go binge drinking and knocking up girls?

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-05-02 22:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-02 21:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I have a John Belushi poster in my room, a Scarface one too. Does that make me cool?

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-02 21:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Isn't that a British advertisement? I've seen it before...


It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before, and I've seen
you every night for the last eleven ye -- aha. What I mean to say is:
We'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie. I promise.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy