To much to ask? (435 hits)
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Submitted by sence (View user info) at 2004-05-02 23:17:00 EDT
You know I kinda get a little upset at my girlfriend when I try to stick it in her ass and she stops me saying "It hurts". How many gay men out there take it in the fartbox on a daily basis? I sometimes feel that heterosexual women don't really put in enough effort. This womens lib thing has gotten all outta control.
I bet you back in the fifties a man got home from a long days work,told his women to get into bed and do her job as a woman. Nowadays it's got to be a goddamn theatrical masterpiece, candlelight shimmering(but not to bright),some type of nondistracting music(must be romantic),a nice scent in the air(not too musky,not too sweet,not too......)hours of foreplay till I feel like my cock is going to explode.Also, why is it that foreplay really means the guy doing everything in his power to make you feel relaxed and "in the mood" while you lay there like a corpse?
I wanna be attacked, pin me to the ground and rub your ninnies in my face. Is that to much to ask after a long days work?
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Submitted by Maleficent1 (user info) at 2004-05-03 00:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You better be counting your lucky stars that you EVER get laid
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-03 00:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What happened? She finally come to her senses?
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-02 23:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If my ex-girlfriend wasn't so damn shy about putting out, she would've still been with me...*sigh*
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-05-02 23:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is.