Why are you clapping? (193 hits)
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Submitted by GreaterThanBest (View user info) at 2004-05-03 03:42:00 EDT
Another party and another night I can't remember.
The last sound I can recall is the applause from the drunken crowd. Unfortunately the attention was not received by my stunning acts of sexual pleasure. Nor was it the cause of the chubby girl finally wearing down my resistance. It wasn't the sound of cheers coming after another perfectly performed beer-bong. And I don't recall any chants coming from the championship round of flippy cup.
No, no, these cheers were mixed with sounds of repulsion and pity. Heart warming possibly if I were a Special Olympics contender crossing the 100m-dash line at 5m14s. It might have been helpful if I were getting pulled out of burning building with half my face gone.
But no these cheers were forced, they had help. Someone had instigated them. They were not there for help; they were there for laughter. At what, I don't know, but once I find my contact, I am going to find out.
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